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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Nebrilos posted:

Is having sex with your conjoined twin incest or masturbation?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w79GL6TQyJM

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GhostDog
Jul 30, 2003

Always see everything.

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Nebrilos posted:

Is having sex with your conjoined twin incest or masturbation?

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


https://twitter.com/GetGianni/status/1694520628076793983?s=20

youtube of it if you dont do twitter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d33jbSUPH6M

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

:same: but with my testicles.

Which are also on my truck.

Because I have a small penis.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



I've been describing those trucks as the human version of the sage grouse dance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWXv0NFV30k

BLOOP BLOOP

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Data Graham posted:

I've been describing those trucks as the human version of the sage grouse dance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWXv0NFV30k

BLOOP BLOOP

PUT EM ON THE GLASS BIRD










Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




Doctor Bishop
Oct 22, 2013

To understand what happened at the diner, we use Mr. Papaya. This is upsetting because he is the friendliest of fruits.

Data Graham posted:

I've been describing those trucks as the human version of the sage grouse dance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWXv0NFV30k

BLOOP BLOOP

Except it's believable that a male sage grouse actually has a big dick.

The Demilich
Apr 9, 2020

The First Rites of Men Were Mortuary, the First Altars Tombs.



Takes No Damage posted:

PUT EM ON THE GLASS BIRD












All these gifs and you didn't use the Kimmy Schmidt PUT EM ON THE GLASS gif smdh

mortarr
Apr 28, 2005

frozen meat at high speed

more of this little fucker pls

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

mortarr posted:

more of this little fucker pls

Time to learn about Unix then!
https://www.oreilly.com/library/view/unix-in-a/0596100299/

Mr. Crow
May 22, 2008

Snap City mayor for life

:lol:

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Gianni’s Duke is canon to me

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

mortarr posted:

more of this little fucker pls























Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
I still have a Perl book from like 2005 or so.

It's maybe 800 pages.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Hell I used to write books like that. I did one on FreeBSD that was like 1100 pages

It's fun having my greatest accomplishment be "contributions to the field of buggy whips" lmao

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret

Weird meme for Bray Wyatt's death but sure.

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007




voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Just getting in a few before we're inundated with trumpshot memes












some people pick two



apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret
Maybe that is their therapy

Memes are so judgey these days.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

everyone's posting the fake news Doctored photo and not the real One

PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007



Please only post the unaltered photo.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

does imp zone need new icons again

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Predator those things are expensive do you got like at least $.50 you can give the guy

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

I don't mess with the gram so a little help please tia

Steve Holt!
Aug 28, 2006

STEVE HOLT!

College Slice

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Milo and POTUS posted:

I don't mess with the gram so a little help please tia

the dotted things at the top mean they are posting very long posts with many many separate images.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Milo and POTUS posted:

I don't mess with the gram so a little help please tia

Each post in Stories is indicated by a little bar at the top and they disappear after 24 hours, so these people are making like 30-40 stories posts/day. It's an unhinged energy and for whatever reason the people with that kind of energy on Insta Stories often conform to those stereotypes.

Here's what those little bars look like when there are only 10 posts, which is already quite a lot.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

:smug:

Checks out.

kalel
Jun 19, 2012


these loss edits are really getting complicated aren't they

e: this was a joke but I just realized loss might actually be hidden in here because we live in a society

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007



Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer
I’ll say it: Donnie looks good in his mug shot.
Very flattering photo by his standards.

mortarr
Apr 28, 2005

frozen meat at high speed

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I Am Crake
Mar 31, 2010

There is so much beautiful in the world if you look around. You are only looking at the dirt under your feet, Jimmy. It's not good for you.
I started seeing the picture on the Instagram meme accounts I follow and didn’t realise it was a a mugshot until one post explicitly mentioned it being one. I just thought it was Trump’s Twitter profile pic. Now that I’ve looked it up he does look a little angrier in the mugshot.

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