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priznat posted:Was she the one in charge of the Maw installation or whatever? She was described as being Tarkin’s lover right from the start in that one lol Look I find those books hilarious and I love them but even I render things down to the gems, like Lando going to the gelatinous blob horse races, Han and Kyp doing Xtreme Sports skiing, Luke fighting a Lava Dragon, Han and Leia's Kids going on a field trip to the center of the earth on Coruscant, or a giant robot spider battling a tentacle mountain. I can't he expected to remember Admiral Daala describing Tarkin's lithe naked body.
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Arc Hammer posted:Look I find those books hilarious and I love them but even I render things down to the gems, like Lando going to the gelatinous blob horse races, Han and Kyp doing Xtreme Sports skiing, Luke fighting a Lava Dragon, Han and Leia's Kids going on a field trip to the center of the earth on Coruscant, or a giant robot spider battling a tentacle mountain. I can't he expected to remember Admiral Daala describing Tarkin's lithe naked body. Lmao I could swear I have the image of a nude tarkin with downy pubes burned into my mind’s eye from that poo poo. I remember the spider robot too lol
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Cubone posted:gas thread what if we only allowed star wars discussion once a month
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Arc Hammer posted:gently caress blockbusters, let Cronenberg direct more weird commercials: https://twitter.com/psychotronica_/status/1694489418155925682
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Zokari posted:how exactly do you "reveal" that the 4 main characters were secretly loving each other the whole time Do we get to see Jughead top Archie?
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Only SW book I can remember was when Han and Chewie were enslaved on Kessel and had to mine spice in complete darkness and there was a spice dragon!
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gently caress yes I remember when shoe commercials were pretty wild.
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Beastie posted:Only SW book I can remember was when Han and Chewie were enslaved on Kessel and had to mine spice in complete darkness and there was a spice dragon! Han fucks that dragon in one of the sequels
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Cubone posted:gas thread
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Last BotW was really let down by the boring second film that they really didn’t want to talk about. The first half was great though.
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Dagnabbit https://twitter.com/Variety/status/1694831975121490216 I know it's necessary and all, but dangit
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PostNouveau posted:Dagnabbit Just read the official novelization if you really want to know what happens
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Endless Trash posted:Just read the official novelization if you really want to know what happens I know what happens Paul Atredies turns into space hitler and then his grandson is a big space worm who can't gently caress
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Endless Trash posted:Just read the official novelization if you really want to know what happens Or even better, watch the Sci-Fi channel's Dune miniseries from 2000.
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sure okay posted:Speaking of stikes I really hope they succeed and more talented writers can get a start in Hollywood from the outside, so that screenwriting doesn’t become the sole province of wealthy failsons.
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PostNouveau posted:I know what happens Paul Atredies turns into space hitler and then his grandson is a big space worm who can't gently caress That’s the best part of books, when things really start to get weird and the whole hero’s journey is turned on it’s head. But we’ll probably never see books 2-4 adapted.
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Beastie posted:Only SW book I can remember was when Han and Chewie were enslaved on Kessel and had to mine spice in complete darkness and there was a spice dragon! That's the same book series with the blob horses and Tarkin's redhead girlfriend Admiral.
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Just saw That Dick posting in another thread and went on an emotional rollercoaster. Sad, jealous, and finally happy they are finally free. If any Weinsteins reading the thread want to turn this into content I'm happy to cross the what picket lines.
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That dick is in a happier place, mostly posting about wrestling. If only we all had such a joyful passion we wouldn't be in this poo poo hole
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billymumphrey posted:Speaking of Cronenberg, I'm off the see a film print of Videodrome tonight Tee I printed up for myself 
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So living the Hotel Life this week and some channel is showing all the Mummy movies. That includes both the Brendan Frasier Mummy and it’s sequel, and the Tom Cruise Cummy First off, watching a movie with commercial breaks is awful. I don’t know how I ever watched a movie this way. Second, movies used to be way more fun. The difference between the 1997 mummy and the 2017 movie is like night and day. The latter is so self serious and tries to be so edgy, it really comes off like it was written by a “deep, dark” 14 year old. Third, I really like the way both versions play with the elements that were in the original Universal Mummy movie. They took some fun creative liberties. I wish the 2017 had been this clever throughout. Mummy 1: man this is a fun flick. Just good pacing and decent tone throughout. Knows what it’s doing. A poor man’s Raiders of the Lost Ark. Sorry to any Fraiser-heads but Brendan is NOT good in this role. He gets the comedic bits fine, but he cannot convincingly act tough or gritty to save his life. It’s laughable when he does the insouciant adventurer thing. Rachel Weiss:    Mummy 2: garbage. Just trash. It’s got probably the most annoying kid ever. The Rock is in it for no reason and there is a ton of PS2 level CGI. The awful CGI is the most memorable part. Tom Cummy: he was 55 when he made this and Jake Johnson must’ve been around 35. And they’re playing a pair of Corporals in the Army who loot antiquities for funny. It’s really pretty awkward to see Ol’ Tommy sleeping with women in their 20s so he can steal their map, or doing the stumbly-talking “uh bad… yes, badly bad… very bad” Whedon-adjacent thing that was huge in the 2010s. Wasn’t worth finishing. Lol that Russel Crowe is in it as Dr Jeckel/Mr. Hyde.
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Arc Hammer posted:I can't he expected to remember Admiral Daala describing Tarkin's lithe naked body. "It was like beef jerky, all the way down."
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Arc Hammer posted:Look I find those books hilarious and I love them but even I render things down to the gems, like Lando going to the gelatinous blob horse races, Han and Kyp doing Xtreme Sports skiing, Luke fighting a Lava Dragon, Han and Leia's Kids going on a field trip to the center of the earth on Coruscant, or a giant robot spider battling a tentacle mountain. I can't he expected to remember Admiral Daala describing Tarkin's lithe naked body. The best part was when the scientists tried to blow up Kessel with the Death Star Prototype and missed.
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Kingo Ligma posted:Just saw That Dick posting in another thread and went on an emotional rollercoaster. Sad, jealous, and finally happy they are finally free. Did That Dick recently take a trip to Mexico?
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PostNouveau posted:Dagnabbit Dammit
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I watched all 3 Blade movies in the last couple of days. I didn't remember Blade Trinity being so bad but goddamn does it suck. I know about all the behind the scenes drama with Snipes but the movie just looks and feels like crap too! The main badguy doesn't do anything apart from terrorise a hot topic. This criticism is hard to put in to words but it also is one of those movies where it feels like a bunch of takes edited together? I know ALL movies are that but they shouldn't feel like that. I could almost hear a director shouting action and Ryan reynolds ad-libbing another quip.
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PostNouveau posted:I know what happens Paul Atredies turns into space hitler and then his grandson is a big space worm who can't gently caress Sounds like his grandson got owned
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hemale in pain posted:I watched all 3 Blade movies in the last couple of days. I didn't remember Blade Trinity being so bad but goddamn does it suck. I know about all the behind the scenes drama with Snipes but the movie just looks and feels like crap too! The main badguy doesn't do anything apart from terrorise a hot topic. Yeah totally. It’s just genuine garbage start to finish
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I finished the sopranos my review: it was good. thanks for reading
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