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Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
ngl that was kinda boring. when he gets acquitted it should be more fun





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the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

E the Shaggy posted:

Trump's weight makes sense if you think about how he has no muscle definition whatsoever and his bones have been replaced by Chicken McNuggets.

i mean he's definitely more than 215, but i can believe 250-ish

the guy can barely walk down a ramp and is afraid of stairs, i can believe donald johnson trump is a skinnyfat old man

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

ex post facho posted:

Notice that DryGoods hasn't posted recently? Hmmmmmmm

he mustve found the right thread

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Pooky posted:

ngl that was kinda boring. when he gets acquitted it should be more fun

lol

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
im 6'9" and 669 lbs

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

so true!

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

they and cnn devoted hours and hours of coverage to his weigh in lol

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

A Personal Note from President Donald J. Trump

Today, I will be going to the notoriously violent jail in Fulton County, Georgia where I will be ARRESTED despite having committed NO CRIME.

Isn’t it interesting that I went my entire life without ever getting arrested…

…But suddenly out of nowhere, once I decided to run for president as a political outsider and fight for the forgotten citizens of our country, I get ARRESTED FOUR TIMES within the span of just 5 months?

The American people know what’s going on.

The Left wants to intimidate YOU out of voting for a political outsider who puts the American people FIRST.

But today, I’m walking into the lion’s den with one simple message on behalf of our entire movement: I WILL NEVER SURRENDER OUR MISSION TO SAVE AMERICA.

If you are doing poorly due to the sinister people in control of our country right now, don’t even think about donating!

But if you can, please make a contribution to SAVE AMERICA during this dark chapter in our nation’s history.

Thank you and God bless you,

DONALD TRUMP

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard
alright. Where is it. Show it to me.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Pooky posted:

ngl that was kinda boring. when he gets acquitted it should be more fun
Lol yeah. Some of those co-defendants are gonna get turbofucked though

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Pooky posted:

ngl that was kinda boring. when he gets acquitted it should be more fun

none of this poo poo matters until they keep him in custody

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

Ultra Carp

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
ITS REAL

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000


i hope lots of chuds do this then forget about it after 4 days when the next set of keys starts jingling somewhere else but employers and property management companies still find the fake booking screenshots for years into the future

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
they released it lmbo

deathbysnusnu
Feb 25, 2016


loving lol they let him self report weight.

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1694867348987986422

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

E the Shaggy posted:

I'm 240 but I'm also 6'6 so I need to lose five pounds to be a normal mudblood.

lol, im 5'8"

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

Bethamphetamine posted:

A Personal Note from President Donald J. Trump

If you are doing poorly due to the sinister people in control of our country right now, don’t even think about donating!

Thank you and God bless you,

DONALD TRUMP

ghostwritten

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



E the Shaggy posted:

Don't know if this one is real but it's making the rounds. Tie matches.



ram dass in hell posted:

lol @ the obviously and extremely insanely coached angle to minimize chins and maximize hair + seriousness

lmoa apparently this is the one

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Buddykins posted:

alright. Where is it. Show it to me.

El Palo Mota
Aug 5, 2009

Buddykins posted:

alright. Where is it. Show it to me.

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


I appreciate the boldness of 215

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
every chud on twitter is going to change their description to note that theyre 215lbs

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Disrespectful

MLK Ultra
Mar 9, 2021




e: drat it beaten

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!
Nothing matters lol

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


E the Shaggy posted:

Don't know if this one is real but it's making the rounds. Tie matches.


theyre showing this on CNN rn lmao

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Hey strawberry Blondie

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider
i'm 9'11" 911lbs

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
lmao at living in a reality in which the most recent president of the united states has been arrested four times for president-related crimes

if pangloss were here he would be posting stuff like "yes. hell yes!"

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




it's so much better than I imagined

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

very disrespectful

Burn Zone
May 22, 2004



E the Shaggy posted:

Don't know if this one is real but it's making the rounds. Tie matches.



this is def real

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Georgia you loving piece of poo poo

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



trump scholars , myself included, looked at this pciture and said "fake news!"

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brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


Sir Tonk posted:

every chud on twitter is going to change their description to note that theyre 215lbs

They'll do that, post their "mugshot," and then post an NPC meme five minutes later

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