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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > MLB GDT wk 19: good morning to everyone discovering Mrs Met has a giant ass
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Doctor Skeleton
Nov 15, 2003

 Ugh the dreaded Apple broadcast. To the radio tonight.

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Redeye Flight
Mar 26, 2010

God, I'm so tired. What the hell did I post last night?

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Twins :woop:

BADADADADA LA BOMBA

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LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
Money Michael!

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Penisaurus Sex
Feb 3, 2009

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J.P. Crawford was ready.

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DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
God drat JP.

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Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"
Attaboy JP

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...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
lol if the Twins lose this somehow

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...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Doctor Skeleton posted:

Ugh the dreaded Apple broadcast. To the radio tonight.

Apple TV+ is excellent for the shows alone but you won't even pay for GOMS?

A shameful GOMSer :colbert:

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DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

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lol if the Twins lose this somehow

How...

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...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
:siren: Rangers position player pitching :siren:

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Doctor Skeleton
Nov 15, 2003

 Hell yeah Cal!

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...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Hedges sure looking like a poo poo pitcher thus far

Probably better than Maldonado though

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...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Hedges' ERA getting decimated

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elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
late to this but Michael was Money

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Milovan Drecun
Apr 17, 2007
I masturbate in traffic.

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lol the Twins announcers are talking about the number of times Wallner has been HBP. Ten times

He's no Ty France. Dude is a baseball magnet. Wallner is nothing

Matt Wallner hasn't been up for most of the year. On a per PA basis, Wallner is more magnetic to date.

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Redeye Flight
Mar 26, 2010

God, I'm so tired. What the hell did I post last night?
Twins Win, because that's what Twins do, baby!

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DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
This is a beclowning

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...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
The Houston Astros are dogshit garbage
The Texas Rangers are dogshit garbage
GOMS are dogshit garbage

I think I've covered it for tonight!

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MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Redeye Flight posted:

Twins Win, because that's what Twins do, baby!

Thanks Twins. Dulls the pain slightly

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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
It is absolutely hilarious that as bad as the Rangers have been, and this is easily the worst they've been all season, that the other two teams are catching up but at a snails pace. If the Rangers were even going .500 down this same stretch the book would feel closed on the division

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Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"
If Bryce Miller could stop giving up hard contact, that'd be great.

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...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Royals TOOTBLAN

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...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Some Numbers posted:

If Bryce Miller could stop giving up hard contact, that'd be great.

:wrong:

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Tatsuta Age
Apr 21, 2005

so good at being in trouble


 oh man the giants ad patch is that stupid rear end self driving Uber that gets defeated by a traffic cone

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Shinjobi posted:

It is absolutely hilarious that as bad as the Rangers have been, and this is easily the worst they've been all season, that the other two teams are catching up but at a snails pace. If the Rangers were even going .500 down this same stretch the book would feel closed on the division

The M's were 5 games back a week ago and if they win tonight will be tied for first, that's not really a snails pace. It's only the Astros who are blowing a golden opportunity

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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Intruder posted:

The M's were 5 games back a week ago and if they win tonight will be tied for first, that's not really a snails pace. It's only the Astros who are blowing a golden opportunity

Yeah that's true, the Ms are possessed

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Penisaurus Sex
Feb 3, 2009

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The Mariners have made up 6.5 games in like a 2 week stretch.

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...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Tatsuta Age posted:

oh man the giants ad patch is that stupid rear end self driving Uber that gets defeated by a traffic cone

Gotta better than a Tesla

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Doctor Skeleton
Nov 15, 2003

 That sell out crowd home game experience

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The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

 Meckler and Matos getting hits off Strider is cool

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Tatsuta Age
Apr 21, 2005

so good at being in trouble


 Ronald Acuña

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elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
good catch Ronald, that's a two-run triple otherwise

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Tatsuta Age
Apr 21, 2005

so good at being in trouble


 need a gif of money mike there. what a perfect lad

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elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
yay Matty

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LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
Atlanta offense is Atlanta Offenseing

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Tatsuta Age
Apr 21, 2005

so good at being in trouble


 feel like webb usually pitches well against us so this is cool

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Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"
Come on, we need to cash in here guys.

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elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
haha 14-pitch at bat for d'Arnaud

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Tatsuta Age
Apr 21, 2005

so good at being in trouble


 money mike have a dang game

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RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

 Amazing for Olson to get a sac fly RBI off that.

Money Mike is Money.

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