Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

temple posted:

He has such a weird baby face, like thisman.jpg

He looks like somebody cut off the top of his head with that hairstyle

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

david_a posted:

Wasn’t he building a shrine to him in his apartment or something equally bizarre?

He was doing some very weird posting from a Nick Cave exhibition that made it appears that way

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

steinrokkan posted:

He was doing some very weird posting from a Nick Cave exhibition that made it appears that way

Now that you mention it, this is where he probably got the idea for his art exhibit that never went anywhere

joylessdivision
Jun 15, 2013



Frank Frank posted:

Now that you mention it, this is where he probably got the idea for his art exhibit that never went anywhere

Hey now, his art exhibition went somewhere! Online so we could all look at it and be aghast that it was exactly as lazy as we all expected.

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.
He got a DUI partying with Lance Bass in 2014.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

UwUnabomber posted:

He got a DUI partying with Lance Bass in 2014.

"DUI is a norm in USA & a BIG business" -Nathen Mazri

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood
i want one of the garfield shaped pans

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

MassRafTer posted:

"DUI is a norm in USA & a BIG business" -Nathen Mazri
The whole thing really needs to be preserved in the thread.



steinrokkan posted:

Is he posting in sympathy with the big wet president?
And yep, seems to be, or at least trying to jump on the bandwagon.

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


Ah, Nathen's dad probably threatened to cut him off if he ever had to wind up bailing him out of the drunk tank ever again.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
I really hate the smell of taste

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

UwUnabomber posted:

He got a DUI partying with Lance Bass in 2014.

This isn’t a weird joke but a real thing that happened

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Frank Frank posted:

This isn’t a weird joke but a real thing that happened

:rudy: dont yank my chain frank

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.
In 2014…at 25 years old.. youngest garftrepreneur in history, carry the 2, divide,

I wonder what lightcone and tenser Nathrnnis using to calculate his age at various points versus the very linear formulation of time most of humanity uses.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

I'm pretty confident "partying with Lance Bass" means "staring at Lance Bass from across the room of a party they both happened to be at".

If there was any real interaction we'd have gotten a short-lived Lance Bass themed seafood restaurant. Only instead of serving bass they'd inexplicably only serve crab.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

MrQwerty posted:

:rudy: dont yank my chain frank

It’s quite possible Nathen is lying but even if it’s a lie, it’s amazing

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

Knormal posted:

I'm pretty confident "partying with Lance Bass" means "staring at Lance Bass from across the room of a party they both happened to be at".

If there was any real interaction we'd have gotten a short-lived Lance Bass themed seafood restaurant. Only instead of serving bass they'd inexplicably only serve crab.

Or someone claimed he was or would be at the party.

Your Uncle Dracula
Apr 16, 2023
mr mazri do something funny and not just showing your metaphorical rear end again

Zombie Squared
Feb 16, 2007



Knormal posted:

The whole thing really needs to be preserved in the thread.


Nothing more #badass than getting arrested for drunk driving.

temple
Jul 29, 2006

I have actual skeletons in my closet
Burbank, (California),

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1695517886486286498

https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1695521820751933577

https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1695807541006016690

https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1695924463710191712

I think he's gearing up to get into crypto again. Maybe? I have no idea what this is about.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Looks like he cracked the code

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
He bought into the totally real new BRICS currency that's going to replace the USD as the global reserve currency. And probably a whole suite of other Russian / Chinese disinfo and propaganda while he was there, for a good measure.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

steinrokkan posted:

He bought into the totally real new BRICS currency that's going to replace the USD as the global reserve currency. And probably a whole suite of other Russian / Chinese disinfo and propaganda while he was there, for a good measure.
Ah, that makes sense. I'm sure eGeezs will be first in line to accept it then.

Akratic Method
Mar 9, 2013

It's going to pay off eventually--I'm sure of it.

Any day now.


In which Nathen foreshadows the end of his current manic phase

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Knormal posted:

Ah, that makes sense. I'm sure eGeezs will be first in line to accept it then.

Also, yeah, it's obvious the monetary policy of the Fed is the only thing keeping GarfieldEats / NathenEats / ScoobyEats / EGeez / Clean Label / the Arabiolosis Cinematic Universe from achieving their deserved success.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Had no ideal Pearl Harbor was a criminal transformer.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Ah yes BRICS, an organization where the members famously don't have central banks

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Escape From Noise posted:

Had no ideal Pearl Harbor was a criminal transformer.

5er
Jun 1, 2000


Next Mazri mugshot's going to be after he killed someone on a date that didn't go the way he wanted.

Duckman2008
Jan 6, 2010

TFW you see Flyers goaltending.
Grimey Drawer

Escape From Noise posted:

Had no ideal Pearl Harbor was a criminal transformer.




To obviously never saw the movie, which was (criminally) very bad.

the yeti
Mar 29, 2008

memento disco




This almost makes it seem like he thinks BRICS is a…an event?

temple
Jul 29, 2006

I have actual skeletons in my closet
Starscream is the best criminal transformer.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

5er posted:

Next Mazri mugshot's going to be after he killed someone on a date that didn't go the way he wanted.

He won't even go on a date he advertises in advance.

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!

Ah yes, Central bank, the worst Megatron (since Pearl Harbor)

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem
Autobots, Entergage!

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

temple posted:

Starscream is the best criminal transformer.

Shockwave has him beat.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

temple posted:

Starscream is the best criminal transformer.

Frank Frank posted:

Shockwave has him beat.

You fools!

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009


"I have Mondays" hunh.

Cyber Garfield's gonna cleanse this bitch of an Earth 24/7. And look how happy he is about it... fully entergaged.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Incredibly curious if the 'robot mode' face has also been changed, or if it's still just Optimus.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Doctor Butts
May 21, 2002

It's from obvious plant

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply