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Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys
All of them

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Vapor Moon
Feb 24, 2010

Neato!
The Human Font
https://twitter.com/Daramgar/status/1695046602262519887

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.





IDGI

Oh

It's a reference to a ten year old meme for YouTubers.


Mods?! Ban this sick filth.

Blackula Vs. Tarantula
Jul 6, 2005

😤I am NOT Captain_Redbeard🧔

Vagina awareness smile... It's the perfect username

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!
https://twitter.com/thesarahyork/status/1695070426739700123

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/ecto_fun/status/1695260679802867728?s=20

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





Captain Monkey posted:

Probably because you posted it in Irish, a language with only 1m or so speakers worldwide, without translation.


The quote translated:

If you kiss one salmon, you get another salmon

Nah, it's because it's a terrible, meaningless proverb I made up just to make an awful pun.

"salmon eile" is pronounced exactly like "salmonella", so it could be read as "if you kiss one salmon you get salmonella"

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!
Using Gaelic to make bad jokes that three people in the world will get?

Expect your invoice from the estate of James Joyce

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/IamHappyToast/status/1695129704267698330

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


Who are the characters above and to the right of Bane?

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Lord Hydronium posted:

Who are the characters above and to the right of Bane?

Above is False Face and to the right is kind of a mash-up look for Zelda the Great.

Quadramind
Dec 8, 2011

Pookah posted:

Nah, it's because it's a terrible, meaningless proverb I made up just to make an awful pun.

"salmon eile" is pronounced exactly like "salmonella", so it could be read as "if you kiss one salmon you get salmonella"

I got it and I loved it and will be adding the version as Béarla to my collection of nonsense idioms.

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





Quadramind posted:

I got it and I loved it and will be adding the version as Béarla to my collection of nonsense idioms.

Yay!

Paper Tiger
Jun 17, 2007

🖨️🐯torn apart by idle hands

https://twitter.com/louisvirtel/status/1695479105838514520?s=20

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


https://twitter.com/Srirachachau/status/1695514557899514357
Now that the comparison has been made I can't not hear it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCjn-24mMqY

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





When did he turn into a batman villain?

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




https://twitter.com/bornposting/status/1695450913450737868



Artyom is going to go far in show business.

Coucho Marx
Mar 2, 2009

kick back and relax

Facebook Aunt posted:

Artyom is going to go far in show business.

strange career change after stalking the russian metro system, but good luck to him

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

He’s a talented cinematographer but he only accepts factory loaded rounds as payment.

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass


gently caress you for making me roundabout like him now.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son



Artyom is right

do you or I get paid to bloop? No. say the line, line sayer.

Dans Macabre
Apr 24, 2004


https://twitter.com/MMLe0/status/1029790015910563840

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/quendergeer/status/1695388018096378244

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

The Gang Fires Rob

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!

muscles like this! posted:

https://twitter.com/Srirachachau/status/1695514557899514357
Now that the comparison has been made I can't not hear it.

I once told someone who was into a lot of Adult Swim cartoons that he was the worst kind of man- the kind that thinks he's a Steve, but is really a Frank.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

GD_American posted:

I once told someone who was into a lot of Adult Swim cartoons that he was the worst kind of man- the kind that thinks he's a Steve, but is really a Frank.

I don't know what that means.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

GD_American posted:

I once told someone who was into a lot of Adult Swim cartoons that he was the worst kind of man- the kind that thinks he's a Steve, but is really a Frank.

Oof. Frank is basically a frank who thinks he's a steve anyway

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.





Frank will never be Steve.

Idiootti
Apr 11, 2012

Air Skwirl posted:

I don't know what that means.

Total Frank answer.

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Carl would make noise about kicking the poo poo out of all of you but would end up going inside.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

GD_American posted:

I once told someone who was into a lot of Adult Swim cartoons that he was the worst kind of man- the kind that thinks he's a Steve, but is really a Frank.

Hey let’s not say anything we can’t take back

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/DinosaurDracula/status/1695608709399949472

https://twitter.com/TerribleMaps/status/1695591866136207812

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



https://twitter.com/GarbageApe/status/1695470293223907634

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/rileycollins__/status/1695204837758005414

edit for bad embed-crop

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





GD_American posted:

Using Gaelic to make bad jokes that three people in the world will get?

Expect your invoice from the estate of James Joyce

If I wanted to invoke the ghost of James Joyce, I'd have made a fart joke.

The ghost I'm appealing to is Brian O Nuallain/Flann O'brien/Myles na gCopaleen.
He'd box me on the ears for a badly constructed joke in Irish, but I'm sure he'd appreciate the effort.
Seriously, look up the Myles na gCopaleen columns in the Irish Times from the early 1940s to the 60s.
He was the cleverest, most erudite person in the country, and he dearly loved a terrible pun.

His Keats and Chapman stories are groaners for the ages. And the Catechisms of cliche are a thing of beauty.
The Third Policeman is a book I read as a very small child, and is simultaneously a very funny, and extraordinarily bleak book about the nature of hell.

Mr.Radar
Nov 5, 2005

You guys aren't going to believe this, but that guy is our games teacher.

I thought for sure that was a fake screenshot because it's using the circa-2018 style Twitter layout but for a recent tweet, but no it's real and I'm puzzling how you got that layout...

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Someone has made an add-on to strip a lot of useless JS and make Twitter look old school again. Makes the site about 10x faster.

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

Kid's teaching himself a valuable life lesson IMO. When I was a summer camp counsellor, one of the first rules the camp director/owner would tell all the kids in the big schpiel he gave the whole camp when they arrived on Sunday evenings, was that we had a no-cursing policy. After we'd break and go back to our cabins, I'd tell my boys (14-16 years old, the oldest group of male campers) "that's loving stupid. Curse all you want inside the cabin, as long as you aren't insulting each other I don't care what language you use around here, but recognize that it's different outside these walls." I think that learning that level of discretion - what you can and can't say in certain public contexts - is an important development in maturity.

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/ThanatosArchive/status/1695809806190194721

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