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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > MLB GDT wk 19: good morning to everyone discovering Mrs Met has a giant ass
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Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Still amazed that Framber somehow pitched seven no-hit innings last night even though he threw poo poo pitch after poo poo pitch all night. He definitely got bailed out by King Tuck robbing a homer though lol

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LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
Adam Duvall, my old friend!

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Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
He even had five walks and an HBP and somehow none of them scored. Although he was also bailed out there by Bregman

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DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
Oh dang they're doing it some more

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Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"
Every Mariners hitter will have a homer by the end of this game.

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Doctor Skeleton
Nov 15, 2003

 6HR at home ties the Mariners record let’s break that one!

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howe_sam
Mar 7, 2013

Creepy little garbage eaters

 Huh, the Red Sox just gave up the DH.

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Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
gently caress this ump

Already!

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Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Fucker called a K on Tucker on what should have been a walk, that pitch was about a foot off the drat plate :mad:

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elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
why did the giants challenge that one, murphy for once definitely leaned into it a bit but it clearly hit him

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Tatsuta Age
Apr 21, 2005

so good at being in trouble


 this Junis fella is very stinky

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Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
The umpires keep making the case for taking pitch calls away from them, nearly all of them suck rear end and they keep getting worse every season somehow

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Tatsuta Age
Apr 21, 2005

so good at being in trouble


 idk if the umpires are loving the Astros I say keep em

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elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
lol Rosario deked them into not throwing home. A delayed tag play.

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RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

 Rosario, you beautiful man

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Doctor Skeleton
Nov 15, 2003

 More home runs for the HR GOD

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maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
Good on Duffy for hitting Raleigh in retaliation for the Hernandez homer

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Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
You gotta throw better pitches than this or we're hosed, Hunter

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maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
every ump took the Joe West challenge this season and it's horrible

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Wayne Knight
May 11, 2006

 good lord y'all


GOMS

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I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Hunter Brown is dogshit garbage

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Wayne Knight
May 11, 2006

 GOTIGERS

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Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

...! posted:

Hunter Brown is dogshit garbage

I fixed him, you're welcome everyone

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Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Wayne Knight posted:

GOTIGERS

This is the most cursed post

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maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
what does gotigers mean, idgi it makes no sense

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Tatsuta Age
Apr 21, 2005

so good at being in trouble


 Red Sox what is you doin

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I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Peña attempting to punish Hinch for yesterday's insolence

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I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

maffew buildings posted:

what does gotigers mean, idgi it makes no sense

Don't try to make sense of GOMS posting

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I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Welp

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Tatsuta Age
Apr 21, 2005

so good at being in trouble


 lol dodgers suck

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elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
Braves take the series, go for sweep tomorrow before heading to Colorado, which should be fun.

Honestly hoping they work in an AAAA starter or bullpen somewhere in the Colorado series so that Strider starts the opener in LA, otherwise he won't pitch in that series.

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live with fruit
Aug 15, 2010
 That lady just drinking her lemonade while Muncy and Roberts get tossed.

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Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Brantley sure sounds ready, call him back up NOW :argh:

We badly need him :(

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howe_sam
Mar 7, 2013

Creepy little garbage eaters

 I was convinced Mookie was about to hit a grand slam there.

Dirty Water :toot:

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Happy Wicks Day :toot:

Nico's got the day off

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mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

 Shohei opens up with another double. Earlier in the count he hit one off the upper deck facing about ten feet foul, broke the Coors Light sign

Just scored off a single.

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Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
BREGGY BOMB

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Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
lol

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Dec 25, 2003

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Welcome to the show, kid

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Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

 lol better hope the offense showed up

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