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goochtit
Nov 2, 2021



:nws:https://i.imgur.com/1ajrESe.mp4:nws:

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Somebody fucked around with this message at 17:40 on Aug 24, 2023

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bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

can't believe this needs to be said, but

goochtit posted:

:nws:https://i.imgur.com/1ajrESe.mp4:nws:

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this is not an okay thing to post

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

Too real?

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

Man if you're gonna poo poo post a guy making GBS threads in the somethingawful.com making GBS threads thread you can atleast photoshop it so hes taking out the twin towers smfdh

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
thats not real poop OP

luv2shit
May 15, 2023

goochtit posted:

:nws:https://i.imgur.com/1ajrESe.mp4:nws:

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:swoon:

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Just sent another large one underground, I hope Rush Limbaugh enjoys my latest creation down there

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Big hot poo poo followed by a nice hot shower. Feelin pretty good about it too.

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


Turd times the charm

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
coiled up but broken

kinda like me in my bed

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

t minus 10 seconds to blast off

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

... I'm ready.


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Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




https://www.insider.com/guides/health/conditions-symptoms/why-does-it-hurt-when-i-poop

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Definitely one to warn the wife about if she attempts to use the bathroom in the next 30 minutes or so

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WexeSbeCy_Q

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009


Pro-click.

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

Never Stop Posting
Smells like hell. Absolutely disgusting plops. Like a skunk decayed in a old tire full of stagnant water.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Woke up and shitted. :twisted:

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Chinatown posted:

Woke up and shitted. :twisted:

Same

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

Chinatown posted:

Woke up and shitted. :twisted:

Much better than the reverse

Cyril Sneer
Aug 8, 2004

Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.

maybealabia posted:

Much better than the reverse

Fell asleep and pissed?

laserghost
Feb 12, 2014

trust me, I'm a cat.

is piss the yáng to poo poo's yīn?

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

What about fell asleep and ate?

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


I'M GONNA DO IT

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
“PFFT” “FRAAAP” “POOT” “BLAT” “THPPTPHTPHPHHPH” “BRAAAP” “BRAAAACK” “FRRRT” “BLAAARP” “PBBBBT”

pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

bbbbplrllrpllpprpbltltltbltlltbplunkplunkfartspurrrrrrrrrrt

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

https://i.imgur.com/g4OUCik.mp4

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

Never Stop Posting
Just absolute trash smelling shits after covid. They're so loving bad.

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nrWQJlFDZg

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

whew that was close. it was almost touching cotton.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Had a morning poo poo that was so powerful I knew there'd be splashback. Hovered my rear end above the toilet seat and the water missed me by what felt like a fraction of an inch. Pro-tip.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

ever take a poo poo then get off the pot then immediately have to piss? :confused:

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
I. AM. SHITTED!!!

Akratic Method
Mar 9, 2013

It's going to pay off eventually--I'm sure of it.

Any day now.

It tried and failed to coil, but drew a figure-eight somehow. I wish I could do that on purpose.

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

I swear wife is somehow timing her showers to coincide with the apex of my extremely urgent dumps and I have to kick her out of the bathroom via text lol

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005






I had some spicy chicken earlier. It's only spicy enough to me if it burns in both ends.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Teh Double Dook returns!!!

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Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

I feel rich

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