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edogawa rando posted:"Grand Xenomorph portraits packing wood" This better not awaken anything in me. Oh. Oh, my word! It's just horny all the way down, isn't it?
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edogawa rando posted:"Grand Xenomorph portraits packing wood" Computer! Cancel instruction! Cancel instruction!!! Override code mllaneza69420 Omega!
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Aug 27, 2023 06:43
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I can't find it right now but somewhere there's a supercut of every time Neil DeGrasse Tyson says the word "water" in the Cosmos remake. 'worter.'
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Aug 27, 2023 16:08
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Mister Speaker posted:I can't find it right now but somewhere there's a supercut of every time Neil DeGrasse Tyson says the word "water" in the Cosmos remake. This sounded important so I found it.
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edogawa rando posted:Happens later in the game too. Also, why not just re-record that bit? I hope another Aliens game has a USS Washington that is mispronounced Way-Shing-Tone. They can release a special edition with "deleted scenes" added to to the cutscenes like at the start of chapter 3 someone's like "Uuh actually Deputy Hayes it's pronounced O TOG O" Or do a OTAGO ---> OTAYGO find/replace lol In Over The Top I like how Stallone's character's name is Hawke, Hawks, or Hox even in the same scene. Somewhere along the line they switched between Hawke and Hawks and never made it consistent. Neo Rasa fucked around with this message at 17:40 on Aug 27, 2023 |
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i am sad i saw this so now you have to be too
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HiroProtagonist posted:i am sad i saw this so now you have to be too Yeah, Papsikels gets horny sometimes.
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Aug 28, 2023 05:57
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Thinking About Aliens real hard
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Aug 28, 2023 06:23
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I'd seek cover from that fearsome tail. And then come out blasting from a corner.
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Aug 28, 2023 06:25
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I am writing an Alien RPG scenario where the aliens get +20 attack value to any player who takes issues with pronunciation of various insignificant poo poo. Please come and play at my discord whose link is http:/www.discord.com/ShutTheFuckUp
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Aug 28, 2023 07:32
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thinkin' 'bout thos ah-leans
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Aug 28, 2023 07:36
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Giger aliens are one of the few things where putting random tits and dongs on them isnt really off-brand
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Aug 28, 2023 07:43
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Thumbnail makes it look like it's got testicles yeah
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MrMojok posted:I am writing an Alien RPG scenario where the aliens get +20 attack value to any player who takes issues with pronunciation of various insignificant poo poo. Please come and play at my discord whose link is http:/www.discord.com/ShutTheFuckUp Your link is broken.
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Aug 28, 2023 11:28
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Foxfire_ posted:Giger aliens are one of the few things where otputting random tits and dongs on them isnt really off-brand Just needs to be ambiguous enough to ask “dong-shaped boobs, or boob-shaped dongs?” and we’re up to Giger’s level.
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Aug 28, 2023 12:44
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What that xenussy do though?
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Owlbear Camus posted:What that xenussy do though? Bite.
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Pennywise the Frown posted:You bought this right? Or at least played it? Missed opportunity to have the lightguns shaped like pulse rifles (they're the same ones used for the Terminator cabinet).
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HiroProtagonist posted:i am sad i saw this so now you have to be too  I picked a weird time to cruise back into this thread
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Kaiju Cage Match posted:Missed opportunity to have the lightguns shaped like pulse rifles (they're the same ones used for the Terminator cabinet). I believe there was an earlier light gun game by the same people that did have pulse rifle lightguns.
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Vampire Panties posted:
There hasn't been any horny posting in a long time. Our streak without a weird sexy xeno has ended. 
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I can honestly say I've never thought of a Xeno as "sexy". I mean, how would that even work? They've got acid everywhere.
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Aug 28, 2023 20:58
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Pennywise the Frown posted:There hasn't been any horny posting in a long time. Our streak without a weird sexy xeno has ended. hey i did specifically say I was sad I had to see it
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Aug 28, 2023 21:04
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HiroProtagonist posted:hey i did specifically say I was sad I had to see it To be fair, usually when someone posts something, I end up googling "sexy xenomorph" and post whatever insanity I find. So I'm a contributor.
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redshirt posted:I can honestly say I've never thought of a Xeno as "sexy". There was one single piece of concept or related art Giger did around the first film where he gave a very Alien-like creature an admittedly great arse. That was the only time I guess I could sort of see it but literally everything else? Hell no, it’s a monstrous mass of rough textures drenched in slime, with teeth for days. Like your mom, etc.
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Aug 28, 2023 21:21
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How about a re-post of a cute xeno instead
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redshirt posted:I can honestly say I've never thought of a Xeno as "sexy". It's fine, my pee already burns.
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redshirt posted:I can honestly say I've never thought of a Xeno as "sexy". I'm based so I'm not scared of a little acid
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Biplane posted:I'm based so I'm not scared of a little acid You’ll just make a little water when you touch it 
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Aug 29, 2023 10:16
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redshirt posted:I mean, how would that even work? They've got acid everywhere. I mean only some of them. The one that splattered Drake was a juicy one waiting to pop, he wasn't even that close, others were killed much nearer and it was fine.
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redshirt posted:I can honestly say I've never thought of a Xeno as "sexy". The whole point of HR Giger art is that it's just wall-to-wall sex organs. This is from Necronomicon, the art that got him the job designing the Xeno: 
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As much as I don't like Prometheus, the hammerpede is peak Giger creature design because it's unapologetically a dick, a pussy and a butthole all at once.
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Mister Speaker posted:As much as I don't like Prometheus, the hammerpede is peak Giger creature design because it's unapologetically a dick, a pussy and a butthole all at once. don’t sign your posts
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Mister Speaker posted:As much as I don't like Prometheus, the hammerpede is peak Giger creature design because it's unapologetically a dick, a pussy and a butthole all at once. there's a joke here paraphrasing manslaughterer alec baldin's monologue in team america but i'm not clever enough to make it
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Alien3 never gets enough respect. I understand the hate for killing Newt & Hicks, or the bad puppet compositing, but it still has easily half a dozen truly iconic moments. My personal favorite is Dillon's hype-rear end battle speech before Act 3. (Starting at about 1:30 in the linked clip.) As far as inspirational monologues go, it's pretty short, but somehow manages to rival all the other ones people typically think of (Independance Day, Ride of the Rohirrim, etc). I'll always remember showing the movie to an ex-girlfriend of mine. She practically vibrated out of her seat with excitement at that part; literally grabbing my arm and pumping her fist "YEAH!!!" as the score reached a crescendo. Charles S. Dutton was a loving badass.
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Much like the star war prequels, I think some perspective on how bad Alien sequels could be helped warm it up for people. That and the release of the assembly cut.
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Morton Haynice posted:Alien3 never gets enough respect. I understand the hate for killing Newt & Hicks, or the bad puppet compositing, but it still has easily half a dozen truly iconic moments. 
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Alien3 probably would've been better regarded had it not been an "Alien" film at that point in time. As it stands, it had quite the legacy to live up to. If it were to be released now, it would probably be much more favourably regarded after the "Alien" name has been through the wringer thanks to some utterly poo poo-arse films the name got attached to.
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Alien 3 has Ripley getting all doe-eyed and horny for Charles Dance the day after they jointly performed an autopsy on Newt's mangled corpse.
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Alien 3 is a beautiful movie, but I'll never get over how it took the ending of Aliens and poo poo all over it.
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