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Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Thread getting too real lol

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SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

World Princess posted:

I can't stand how he tries to portray himself as the calm, rational adult in the room, meanwhile he can't stop generating bad press for the company

This is exactly why it pisses me off so much. Like, I 'unno, fuckin'....let's just say New Jack

New Jack ALWAYS admitted he was a loving psycho with no filter, no patience, and wanted to kill people

It's amazing how much martyrdom makes this poo poo so much more insufferable

blunt
Jul 7, 2005

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

Where's the lie?

Carwash Cunt
Aug 21, 2007

I heard Punk was really upset leading up to today, because every other older guy in the company was putting over young talent at All In. He thought it was a conspiracy to make him look like a bad lockerroom leader.

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008




Just started "All In"

sign of the night:

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

A spectacular rear end in a top hat for all senses of that phrase

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


The funniest part isn't even that everyone but idiots saw this coming again, it's that it happened immediately

Man couldn't even last a full preshow in the same building with all of his enemies

mfcrocker
Jan 31, 2004



Hot Rope Guy

spinst
Jul 14, 2012




lmao

Trying
Sep 26, 2019


the verisimilitude of his technique, shades of the great Shawn Michaels

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Trying posted:

the verisimilitude of his technique, shades of the great Shawn Michaels

lol

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

Jonny Nox posted:

Just started "All In"

sign of the night:



I wish it was made more of a thing that he basically took the 'best in the world' thing from Danielson, who legitimately has a claim to it being true.

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
you mean shane o mac

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

MotU posted:

you mean shane o mac

That's why I said Bryan has a claim, rather than just being the best.

Wise Fwom Yo Gwave
Jan 9, 2006

Popping up from out of nowhere...


Selachian posted:

I liked the "Pepsi Is a Soft Drink" sign that got on camera once.

Yeah that was my sign of the night

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Wise Fwom Yo Gwave posted:

Yeah that was my sign of the night

best in the world at being a bitch took it for me

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004


Goddamn, please just give Joe all the titles and time he wants to have on TV. Like I know it's a planned spot but with anyone else other than Joe it doesn't look as badass.

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

Punk is loving wild, holy poo poo. It’s just equal parts frustrating and hilarious that a guy who made his name from being edgy and anti-authoritarian is now demanding full respect from his peers at all time and apparently got bothered by an in-joke that only us extremely online weirdos would even understand.

Long-Time Lurker
May 20, 2021

readin'-but-not-postin'-jones

Carwash oval office posted:

I heard Punk was really upset leading up to today, because every other older guy in the company was putting over young talent at All In. He thought it was a conspiracy to make him look like a bad lockerroom leader.

Lmao was this reported somewhere or a joke about his paranoia? Can never tell with old Punker.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Someone post a screenshot of the front row guy tonight with the "BEST IN THE WORLD AT BEING A BITCH"

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

A Fancy Hat posted:

Punk is loving wild, holy poo poo. It’s just equal parts frustrating and hilarious that a guy who made his name from being edgy and anti-authoritarian is now demanding full respect from his peers at all time and apparently got bothered by an in-joke that only us extremely online weirdos would even understand.

never forget that punk is absolutely an extremely online weirdo, the dude was a LiveJournal poster, posting is in his blood

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

The Quest to Beat jimmypoopins

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Cavauro posted:

The Quest to Beat jimmypoopins

hahahahahah i was not expecting this crossover

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


They made Punk leave and had security block him in the meantime so he couldn’t start something with Mox or Hangman too :rubby:

https://twitter.com/TrevorDame/status/1695978378166419663?s=20

Long-Time Lurker
May 20, 2021

readin'-but-not-postin'-jones
Security need not worry, Punk will only stir poo poo with Hangman when he's not in the building.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

A Fancy Hat posted:

Punk is loving wild, holy poo poo. It’s just equal parts frustrating and hilarious that a guy who made his name from being edgy and anti-authoritarian is now demanding full respect from his peers at all time and apparently got bothered by an in-joke that only us extremely online weirdos would even understand.

Yeah, I'm imagining young CM Punk being told by some grey beard wrestler that he couldn't do a spot he wanted to do because it was too dangerous and it's hard to think he would have reacted any more positively than Jack is now

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Long-Time Lurker posted:

Security need not worry, Punk will only stir poo poo with Hangman when he's not in the building.

at any moment he could snap and revert to his years of mma training and grab a front facelock

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
punk worked himself into a shoot, again?

lol lmao

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

I am kind of envious of Punk being able to punk out those who he has a a disagreement with, without experiencing any repercussions.

El Generico
Feb 3, 2009

Birds revere you and consider you one of their own.

You are welcome in their holy places.

A Fancy Hat posted:

Punk is loving wild, holy poo poo. It’s just equal parts frustrating and hilarious that a guy who made his name from being edgy and anti-authoritarian is now demanding full respect from his peers at all time and apparently got bothered by an in-joke that only us extremely online weirdos would even understand.

There's a certain kind of anti-authoritarian person who's only against the establishment because they think they deserve to be the establishment.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

El Generico posted:

There's a certain kind of anti-authoritarian person who's only against the establishment because they think they deserve to be the establishment.

Kinda similar to a lot of American right-wingers? Which I KNOW, Punk clearly isn't one, but that's a common trait if nothing else.

x-posting this because it also deserves to be in this thread IMO


SamuraiFoochs fucked around with this message at 06:50 on Aug 28, 2023

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010



1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

El Generico posted:

There's a certain kind of anti-authoritarian person who's only against the establishment because they think they deserve to be the establishment.

I can't believe that HHH promo was actually true.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

Chris James 2 posted:

They made Punk leave and had security block him in the meantime so he couldn’t start something with Mox or Hangman too :rubby:

https://twitter.com/TrevorDame/status/1695978378166419663?s=20

I'd guess he was escorted back to the locker room so he could shower/change before they took him out of the building.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


I wonder if he offered perry such luxuries, or hangman, or anyone else he's sent home

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


jerry was a bad promoter

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.
fire this rear end in a top hat

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Long-Time Lurker
May 20, 2021

readin'-but-not-postin'-jones
It's funny to me that Punk's side of the story is always "Yes, this happened." Sometimes they'd try to embellish it a bit to make Punk look less bad only to retract the claim later, like when they said the Bucks superkicked his locker room door lol.

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