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CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016



Lol

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Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007
no lube anal fan

Sherbert Hoover posted:

the person who has turned a piss/poo poo room into some kind of communal mourning zone is the normal one here, surely

uh they said they were in the WOMEN’S bathroom and women don’t piss or poo poo except for perverted sexual male fantasies like in porn

usually a women’s restroom is like the airport lounge, or perhaps a slightly underfunded library on a midsized campus.

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007
no lube anal fan

VideoKid posted:

lol half their base will think he’s really still alive and that this is all part of THE PLAN

the Q poo poo when he finally dies is gonna rule

just the looniest poo poo humans could produce, all at once

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
You gotta just forget about stuff "mattering" or him ever actually going to prison or any of those pie in the sky ideas. Enjoy the fact that he clearly wanted to run for POTUS from his golf course, what he had in mind was a 100% cruise control campaign with minimal effort, and now he has to travel all over the country doing all sorts of legal crap that he's being forced to do. He's being told that he has do these things not on his own schedule but on his enemy's schedule, and it's all happening right in the middle of the time when he is supposed to be soaking up as much of the spotlight as possible and basking in the glow of all the attention.

So it's pissing him off enormously, completely separate and apart from the possibility of actually being convicted of any crimes. Just sit back and enjoy that for what it is, a source of amazing content that will continue to produce for months and months to come.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://www.meidastouch.com/news/mike-lindell-says-bank-just-cancelled-his-line-of-credit

(note: there's a 1.5-minute video at the link, described in the four-paragraph article I copy-pasted below)



Mike Lindell went on Steve Bannon's podcast today and announced the bank that was providing him with a line of credit has cut him off. The bank apparently thought they were lending the money to a pillow company, only to learn that Mike was diverting it to his election conspiracy crusades.

Lindell announced two weeks ago at his latest "summit" that he was deploying an army of volunteers across the country with new electronic devices he was manufacturing that are supposed to detect if someone is flipping votes in the machines from the internet.

Mike said he is not deterred because he is now holding a 50% off sale on towels to make up for the shortfall.

Lindell expressed concern for his employees, saying that the financial stresses his election crusade has put on his company's finances "have to sit and worry every day" about losing their jobs if they go under.

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

Ultra Carp

Sherbert Hoover posted:

the person who has turned a piss/poo poo room into some kind of communal mourning zone is the normal one here, surely

Depends on what u ate, rly

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

why

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



it'll be something else if all the mattering that Trump deserves keeps bouncing off his force field and hitting Giuliani and Lindell instead

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

Ultra Carp

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Whoever was responsible for still lending pillow guy money at this point in time should be fired

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

euphronius posted:

it’s like 15 months before the election

Always
Be
Campaigning

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

Bethamphetamine posted:

Whoever was responsible for still lending pillow guy money at this point in time should be fired

no they should give me a huge line of credit too

I promise I won’t spend it all on drugs and trump

Turtle Sandbox
Dec 31, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Watch trump wriggle his way out of THIS one...


Ah well, nevertheless...

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

tacodaemon posted:

it'll be something else if all the mattering that Trump deserves keeps bouncing off his force field and hitting Giuliani and Lindell instead

There's also sorts of targets for the mattering shield to shift mattering onto, these indictments are most definitely gonna yield some convictions even if Trump isn't one of them. At what point do chuds start looking at all the destruction in his wake and realize that attaching themselves to him isn't going to catapult them to amazing careers the way they imagine it will?

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://metro.co.uk/2023/08/25/nish-kumar-transgender-community-pathological-obsession-19397298/



Nish Kumar has slammed what he sees as a "bizarre fixation" with the transgender community.

The comedian, best known as the host of satirical comedy The Mash Report, now known as Late Night Mash, has previously slammed jokes directed at the transgender community in comedy, and has now said he believes the media also focuses on these people far too much.

"I think that there is a bizarre obsession in the press with the transgender community," he has said.

"It is a small minority of people that are quite vulnerable community and I believe that the transgender community deserves our love and support, but there is a bizarre fixation with it in the British press.

"I don't know what's going on and it feels everyone in the British media has caught some sort of brain worms about the subject," he added while speaking on Jeremy Vine on 5.

He added: "It is a community that people have a pathological obsession with.

"I think live and let live."

During the interview Nish spoke about the cancellation of a comedy show in Edinburgh recently after complaints were made to the venue over the appearance of Graham Linehan.

The IT Crowd and Father Ted creator is a vocal critic of aspects of the trans rights movement and has previously compared trans children to "Nazi experiments" and called trans rights activism "evil".

After being asked if he believed if comedy should be "open to anything" and if comedians should be able to make jokes about any subjects, Nish agreed, but said you "couldn't legally force venues to host comedians".

"I think you are able to joke about whatever you want," he continued.

"I think if the audience doesn't laugh, they are ultimately the arbiter of it."

He went on to say everything was "fair game" and much of the comedy he enjoyed "took unfunny subjects and make them funny".

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


tacodaemon posted:

https://www.meidastouch.com/news/mike-lindell-says-bank-just-cancelled-his-line-of-credit

(note: there's a 1.5-minute video at the link, described in the four-paragraph article I copy-pasted below)



Mike Lindell went on Steve Bannon's podcast today and announced the bank that was providing him with a line of credit has cut him off. The bank apparently thought they were lending the money to a pillow company, only to learn that Mike was diverting it to his election conspiracy crusades.

Lindell announced two weeks ago at his latest "summit" that he was deploying an army of volunteers across the country with new electronic devices he was manufacturing that are supposed to detect if someone is flipping votes in the machines from the internet.

Mike said he is not deterred because he is now holding a 50% off sale on towels to make up for the shortfall.

Lindell expressed concern for his employees, saying that the financial stresses his election crusade has put on his company's finances "have to sit and worry every day" about losing their jobs if they go under.

shyduck has issued a correction as of 20:56 on Aug 28, 2023

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

Basebf555 posted:

You gotta just forget about stuff "mattering" or him ever actually going to prison or any of those pie in the sky ideas. Enjoy the fact that he clearly wanted to run for POTUS from his golf course, what he had in mind was a 100% cruise control campaign with minimal effort, and now he has to travel all over the country doing all sorts of legal crap that he's being forced to do. He's being told that he has do these things not on his own schedule but on his enemy's schedule, and it's all happening right in the middle of the time when he is supposed to be soaking up as much of the spotlight as possible and basking in the glow of all the attention.

So it's pissing him off enormously, completely separate and apart from the possibility of actually being convicted of any crimes. Just sit back and enjoy that for what it is, a source of amazing content that will continue to produce for months and months to come.

you make a very important point

when donal trum is cranky i get my best lols

so yes i am glad he mad

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


bitch look like a weeble

deathbysnusnu
Feb 25, 2016


I see trump getting convicted as plausible but him going to jail will never happen. He'll get house arrest epstein style at worst and by the time all of the appeals are done he'll have been pardoned by the next republican president, even the unpardonable state crimes because laws are more guidelines .

Plastic Megaphone
Aug 11, 2007
No more credit from the liquor store.

Turtle Sandbox posted:

There are no Dems in Florida. I live here, people with d next to their name are the biggest gifs you've ever seen.

Wipe this state off the map, imo.

*drunk chuds on jetskis in the background, singing*

♫There are noooo Dems down in Florida♪
♪And the streets are paved with nukes!♫

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



that's so intensely Lindell to think his half-off towel sale will let him keep making payroll without a line of credit to borrow on

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





MyPillow 2.0

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

tacodaemon posted:

After being asked if he believed if comedy should be "open to anything" and if comedians should be able to make jokes about any subjects, Nish agreed, but said you "couldn't legally force venues to host comedians".

"I think you are able to joke about whatever you want," he continued.

"I think if the audience doesn't laugh, they are ultimately the arbiter of it."

He went on to say everything was "fair game" and much of the comedy he enjoyed "took unfunny subjects and make them funny".

This is exactly the way old-school comedians should feel about "cancel culture" and if you hear a comedian whining about it then you know that comedian's career sucks and they are in denial about it. Good comedy has always included the potential to offend people, and it's risky business. It's the ultimate meritocracy, if you're funny you can literally get away with anything. If you are offensive in an unfunny way, nobody will buy tickets and you will be cancelled from venues and you will not have a career. That's the way it's been and always will be, it's only in the past few years that unfunny comedians want to have some sort of carte blanche to be unfunny on stage and still continue to get paid for it.

Serfer
Mar 10, 2003

The piss tape is real




markmallow

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

bebop esq posted:

they don't, they're all on the dole

drat Margret

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

lol

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


the trump dipshits really dropped the ball by not getting a friendly governor installed in georgia but i guess they were too busy loving up everything else they tried to do

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

https://twitter.com/hausofdecline/status/1696242418637520898

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 356 days!

tacodaemon posted:

https://www.meidastouch.com/news/mike-lindell-says-bank-just-cancelled-his-line-of-credit

(note: there's a 1.5-minute video at the link, described in the four-paragraph article I copy-pasted below)



Mike Lindell went on Steve Bannon's podcast today and announced the bank that was providing him with a line of credit has cut him off. The bank apparently thought they were lending the money to a pillow company, only to learn that Mike was diverting it to his election conspiracy crusades.

Lindell announced two weeks ago at his latest "summit" that he was deploying an army of volunteers across the country with new electronic devices he was manufacturing that are supposed to detect if someone is flipping votes in the machines from the internet.

Mike said he is not deterred because he is now holding a 50% off sale on towels to make up for the shortfall.

Lindell expressed concern for his employees, saying that the financial stresses his election crusade has put on his company's finances "have to sit and worry every day" about losing their jobs if they go under.

mike pillows as your lawyer i advise you to keep going on all the shows and events of the people that caused all this to happen to you

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

William Bear posted:

Slovenia is 75% Catholic, and only 4% Orthodox. Besides, it doesn't look weird to me. That's just what women are expected to wear for formal audiences with the Pope:



In a more informal setting, Michelle dressed more casually:



Oh jeez I'm sorry I did assume Orthodoxy was more common in Slovenia and that that was her background, yes. I think I just reacted to her appearance in my mind, maybe having to do with the scarf or veil over her hair, or whatever you call it, I thought that was more of a Greek look, I dunno. But at any rate yeah, she actually looked proper.

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007
lol mike lindell is a very amusing sort of insane

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard
more like his holiness the POOP hahahah

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

Ultra Carp

Hatebag posted:

the trump dipshits really dropped the ball by not getting a friendly governor installed in georgia but i guess they were too busy loving up everything else they tried to do

Indeed it has been said that Trump is the worst form of Government except for all those other forms that have been tried 

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

Ultra Carp

Buddykins posted:

more like his holiness the POOP hahahah

lol

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
the year is 2030 and internet only works if you type in: trump

billions of results returned, all = trump

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

Hatebag posted:

the trump dipshits really dropped the ball by not getting a friendly governor installed in georgia but i guess they were too busy loving up everything else they tried to do

I think what we've seen for the most part is that state officials, even most Republicans, really resent Trump trying to steamroll them and control their state political scene. They don't like anyone encroaching on their fiefdom, even if it's Trump.

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽
Is the Catholic bear poop in the woods?

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

new kind of cat posted:

lol mike lindell is a very amusing sort of insane

a perpetual state of never shutting the gently caress up

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Buddykins posted:

more like his holiness the POOP hahahah

is a poop catholic?

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resistentialism
Aug 13, 2007


https://twitter.com/dril/status/754537489805828096?lang=en

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