cyberpunk 2023 - avoid all robots until further notice

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jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

is the sitting robot available for purchase, asking for a friend

# ? Aug 23, 2023 12:56

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# ? May 23, 2024 13:21

NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER

shit wizard dad

jesus WEP posted:

is the sitting robot available for purchase, asking for a friend

*'purchase' in the 'grasping tightly' sense

# ? Aug 23, 2023 19:14

Midjack: Dec 24, 2007

SpartanIvy posted:

We just had an alarm go off in our building which said "Everything is under control. You may return to normal activities. There is no emergency." On loop for 10 minutes.

# ? Aug 26, 2023 00:17

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

did they return to their activities or just keep posting. i know what i would do

# ? Aug 26, 2023 01:06

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

"Play kick the can"

# ? Aug 26, 2023 05:34

Midjack: Dec 24, 2007

Improbable Lobster posted:

# ? Aug 26, 2023 07:47

Midjack: Dec 24, 2007

not strictly cyberpunk but relates to the op, post from a couple of weeks ago:

bebop esq posted:

guys I have bad news about Crusader

He passed away this morning.

He'll be extremely missed, gently caress cancer.

rip to a real one

# ? Aug 27, 2023 23:54

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Midjack posted:

microchips?

nonono i want MACROchips

# ? Aug 27, 2023 23:59

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Midjack posted:

not strictly cyberpunk but relates to the op, post from a couple of weeks ago:

rip to a real one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKLmZNnMT0A

# ? Aug 28, 2023 00:07

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Midjack posted:

not strictly cyberpunk but relates to the op, post from a couple of weeks ago:

rip to a real one

ah gdi. rip crusader, you deserved better.

# ? Aug 28, 2023 00:08

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

oh god drat it

# ? Aug 28, 2023 00:13

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

idk who that guy is but the name is vaguely familiar, lil help?

# ? Aug 28, 2023 02:18

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

rotor posted:

idk who that guy is but the name is vaguely familiar, lil help?

poster who was, among other things, this threads op

# ? Aug 28, 2023 02:22

Roosevelt: Jul 18, 2009; I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Crusader was a very prolific and talented funy .gif maker. all around great poster. rip

# ? Aug 28, 2023 02:50

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

FMguru posted:

poster who was, among other things, this threads op

aw man THAT crusader

godspeed goon, vaya con dios

# ? Aug 28, 2023 03:05

Chris Knight: Jun 5, 2002; me @ ur posts; Fun Shoe

Crusader posted:

we continue our march into the future dominated by corporate technoempires and their mad kings

happy new year goons, we made it another 12 months

mang

# ? Aug 28, 2023 03:15

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

rotor posted:

aw man THAT crusader

godspeed goon, vaya con dios

# ? Aug 28, 2023 03:52

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

rip crusader

# ? Aug 28, 2023 05:51

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Crusader posted:

we continue our march into the future dominated by corporate technoempires and their mad kings

happy new year goons, we made it another 12 months

No remorse

No regret

# ? Aug 28, 2023 07:34

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

NoneMoreNegative posted:

honestly looks better than the truck

# ? Aug 28, 2023 10:36

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Alan Smithee posted:

send me a kiss by wire, baby my shoes on fire

Armitag3 posted:

rip crusader

yeah, this sucks

Milo and POTUS fucked around with this message at 10:42 on Aug 28, 2023

# ? Aug 28, 2023 10:40

Chris Knight: Jun 5, 2002; me @ ur posts; Fun Shoe

Milo and POTUS posted:

send me a kiss by wire, baby my shoes on fire

fire wire you say?

# ? Aug 28, 2023 14:01

dioxazine: Oct 14, 2004

Armitag3 posted:

rip crusader

# ? Aug 28, 2023 16:56

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

# ? Aug 28, 2023 19:02

Fart Sandwiches: Apr 4, 2006; i never asked for this

Rip crusader thanks for the gang tag

# ? Aug 28, 2023 21:25

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Fart Sandwiches posted:

Rip crusader thanks for the gang tag

# ? Aug 28, 2023 22:41

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

yeah guess it's a memorial now and not sure how cyberpunk 2024 will work

# ? Aug 28, 2023 22:46

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

haveblue posted:

yeah guess it's a memorial now and not sure how cyberpunk 2024 will work

2023 v1.0

# ? Aug 28, 2023 23:34

pmchem: Jan 22, 2010

RIP to a good one

he's a Crusader construct now

# ? Aug 29, 2023 00:30

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

# ? Aug 29, 2023 00:50

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

just putting it out there- do we want to goldmine for memorial purposes?

# ? Aug 29, 2023 00:53

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Kenny Logins posted:

just putting it out there- do we want to goldmine for memorial purposes?

I'd be okay with that

# ? Aug 29, 2023 00:54

Midjack: Dec 24, 2007

pick it up in the new year, or put the idea to rest?

# ? Aug 29, 2023 00:56

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

let it ride and we turn over a new leaf on new years eve imo

# ? Aug 29, 2023 00:57

Beeftweeter: Jun 28, 2005; OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

i had heard about crusader when it happened but i didn't get to say my condolences in the trump thread so i guess i'll do it here. rip to a real one :smith:

# ? Aug 29, 2023 01:02

Midjack: Dec 24, 2007

Jonny 290 posted:

let it ride and we turn over a new leaf on new years eve imo

i like this thought.

# ? Aug 29, 2023 01:03

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

There's a pretty good chance I'll die within the next 5-7 years, and God willing, if it's still open, please don't close the ham radio thread when I go. Keep loving going!

# ? Aug 29, 2023 01:08