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Dameius
Apr 3, 2006

goatsestretchgoals posted:

I don’t care how hard you’re partying, your first response to some yelling “jacking off” should not be a high five.

You’re gonna throw off their rhythm and that’s not cool.

Some people enjoy a challenge.

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Poops Mcgoots
Jul 12, 2010


hell yeah

Riven
Apr 22, 2002
Kite Man account spotted.

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




goatsestretchgoals posted:

I don’t care how hard you’re partying, your first response to some yelling “jacking off” should not be a high five.

You’re gonna throw off their rhythm and that’s not cool.

just high five the non-jackin hand

Paper Tiger
Jun 17, 2007

🖨️🐯torn apart by idle hands

Or go for a fist bump, if you're confident you can hit a moving target

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006

Paper Tiger posted:

Or go for a fist bump, if you're confident you can hit a moving target

If you're going that far might as well head bump.

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

Dameius posted:

If you're going that far might as well head bump.

No, if you're real bros you go for this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzmehB3K4dQ

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006
The other head bump.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
Stop trying to make me like Joe Biden.
https://twitter.com/_sn_n/status/1695921398013730879?t=J7rV_vLADhrF8GNmdaOImA&s=19

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

I'm not sure what the deal is with Bluesky but it seems like the Following, Discover, and Popular With Friends tabs just show the same tweets in a different order.

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

grittyreboot posted:

I'm not sure what the deal is with Bluesky but it seems like the Following, Discover, and Popular With Friends tabs just show the same tweets in a different order.

The problem is that the network is small and everyone’s new. So, if you follow, say, basket weavers almost exclusively, and they tend to follow other basket weavers, and there are one or two basket weavers that are so cool that almost everyone follows them, it’s pretty easy for the feeds to end up same-y.

I’d be interested in a “Discover-minus-Following” feed, where it’s exclusively algo-driven but featuring none of your Following feed, but that seems computationally expensive for a social network that can’t handle animated GIFs.

Perestroika
Apr 8, 2010

You can also add additional feeds to your tabs, which often focus on a topic more than particular accounts. There's feeds for art, science, news, that sort of thing. Also a generic "What's Hot" feed that mostly just lists popular posts, which at this point seems dominated by furries and beefy guys posting nudes for some reason. :shrug:

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Accept the content @jack wants to give you. Thats the point of bluesky, just like the point of mastodon is getting really in yhe weeds about who is cancelled from your fediverse

Pandaal
Mar 7, 2020


Don’t have a clever response but this one is really good

Benagain
Oct 10, 2007

Can you see that I am serious?
Fun Shoe

Perestroika posted:

You can also add additional feeds to your tabs, which often focus on a topic more than particular accounts. There's feeds for art, science, news, that sort of thing. Also a generic "What's Hot" feed that mostly just lists popular posts, which at this point seems dominated by furries and beefy guys posting nudes for some reason. :shrug:

okay so that's not just me, good to know.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/normcharlatan/status/1696500471471501538?s=20

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe

I see Bobson Dugnutt went into pharmaceutical marketing after he retired from baseball.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

the holy poopacy posted:

I see Bobson Dugnutt went into pharmaceutical marketing after he retired from baseball.

Bobson Dugnutt became a superhero and this is his rogues gallery

JGdmn
Jun 12, 2005

Like I give a fuck.
My issue with BlueSky is refreshing brings you to the most current post, instead of the first unread post.

Otherwise I find it much better.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
:btroll::hf::patriot:

https://twitter.com/peggykusinski/status/1696575221082321361?s=20

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
Panniculuger

Edit: Pannicuruger for Made in USA

AR-215?

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

What the gently caress

Morpheus
Apr 18, 2008

My favourite little monsters

Fuckin hell that's american as gently caress

spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all

I'm sorry, the what?

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"
https://twitter.com/mattxiv/status/1695594955673141662#m

https://twitter.com/mattxiv/status/1696344564091572726#m

spookykid posted:

I'm sorry, the what?

I love how this reaction could apply to at least four different portions of that post.

VVV Ha! :argh:

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

spookykid posted:

I'm sorry, the what?

You'll have to be more specific.

shooting
women
bullet
gun
folds of her belly fat

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

spookykid posted:

I'm sorry, the what?

The White Sox are a professional baseball team from Chicago, Illinois

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
Finally a true concealed carry
Take it from my cold dead folds, commies

spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all

kazil posted:

The White Sox are a professional baseball team from Chicago, Illinois

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

One of my old neighbors was a cop, and as such was allowed to carry a gun concealed even in places you normally can't (like sports arenas). Rather than tell the security guys up front about it at the metal detectors and make a big scene of look at me I'm a cop, he'd wait until they found it and pulled him aside for extra screening with a security supervisor or a real cop.

He was telling me that year that he had been to three pro sports events at different venues and security never found the gun. It's notable that this guy was doing plainclothes drug work and looked like a homeless tweaker.

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

Lobok posted:

You'll have to be more specific.

shooting
women
bullet
gun
folds of her belly fat

I feel like "Guaranteed Rate Field" also warrants further attention.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Read After Burning posted:


https://twitter.com/mattxiv/status/1696344564091572726#m

I love how this reaction could apply to at least four different portions of that post.

VVV Ha! :argh:

It is funny to imagine Robert Kraft doing this to Tom Brady after a Superbowl though.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Please do not combine the phrases "accidental discharge" and "between folds fat".

Hippocrass
Aug 18, 2015

That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

wash bucket posted:

I feel like "Guaranteed Rate Field" also warrants further attention.

So you're saying these rates are guaranteed?

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

"Ma'am! Put the gun down now!"
"Why don't you come and get it, sugar?"

Doom Mathematic
Sep 2, 2008

Ah, the Terminator gambit.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Doom Mathematic posted:

Ah, the Terminator gambit.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015



ponzicar
Mar 17, 2008

What's the song title?

Also what the gently caress kind of a name is Guaranteed Rate Field? Does it double as a payday loan place during weekdays?

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Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

ponzicar posted:


Also what the gently caress kind of a name is Guaranteed Rate Field? Does it double as a payday loan place during weekdays?

America has had some... interesting stadium names.

LoanDepot Park
KFC Yum! Center
Crypto.com Arena
Smoothie King Center
Footprint Center
Climate Pledge Arena

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