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Non Compos Mentis posted:
Wtf, where did you find this? That's awful even by the very low local standards
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Looking it up, I've come across this gallery of sadness (you don't have to understand the text, revulsion is a universal language) https://www.pizzaznojmo.cz/pizza 
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Aug 28, 2023 14:10
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"Heart of Europe" my rear end!
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Aug 28, 2023 14:14
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Captain Hygiene posted:Oh neat, yeah, the pepperoni looked good. The other thing I noticed is that they're trying to push "Nebraska style" pizza as a thing, I don't think I've seen that before and I'm curious if there's something distinct about it. I heard Nebraska style pizza was very plains.
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Aug 28, 2023 14:18
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steinrokkan posted:Looking it up, I've come across this gallery of sadness (you don't have to understand the text, revulsion is a universal language) Fuckin' Noroi-rear end pizza.
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Aug 28, 2023 14:27
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I guess corn is just that ubiquitous of an association to usa culture. You see that poo poo on east asian / indian and now czech pizzas. Maybe if it was done elote style prior to being used as a topping on a taco pizza (which top out a c-tier, imo.) These foreign corn pairings on pizza are always wild though
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Aug 28, 2023 14:48
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Hammu-rob-i posted:I guess corn is just that ubiquitous of an association to usa culture. You see that poo poo on east asian / indian and now czech pizzas. Maybe if it was done elote style prior to being used as a topping on a taco pizza (which top out a c-tier, imo.) These foreign corn pairings on pizza are always wild though It is honestly pretty funny that they would see us growing mountains of corn for ethanol and eating every form of processed corn syrup/meal but whole corn and going yeah you guys love this poo poo dontcha
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Aug 28, 2023 15:12
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Can’t say I’ve ever had a taco pizza that I really like that much so I agree it’s C tier
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Aug 28, 2023 15:15
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To me a taco pizza would have ground beef, cheddar cheese, jalapenos, tomatoes, maybe a dusting of crisp shredded lettuce immediately before serving and a dollop of sour cream on the side or in the very middle for dippin'. No room for corn or beans on a taco pizza.
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Aug 28, 2023 15:18
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Aug 28, 2023 16:33
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lmao "hunger pains"
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Aug 28, 2023 17:13
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pains in my midrift
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Aug 28, 2023 17:54
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 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUSqX7B5DXs https://collider.com/the-net-sandra-bullock-pizza-net/
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Aug 28, 2023 18:03
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steinrokkan posted:Looking it up, I've come across this gallery of sadness (you don't have to understand the text, revulsion is a universal language) haunted rear end pizza
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Aug 28, 2023 19:23
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Melbourne, Australia has a small chain called My Goodness Pizza, and they are loving delicious. Big chunky toppings, and sloppy cheese and sauces. They make an absolutely delicious mess of a pizza. I don't know if I ate pizza there when I was in Melbourne for a few days (a long time ago), but I did eat a lot of pizza there - and it was all very good.
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Aug 28, 2023 20:16
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Shooting Blanks posted:I don't know if I ate pizza there when I was in Melbourne for a few days (a long time ago), but I did eat a lot of pizza there - and it was all very good. One of the great tragedies is the Pepperoni's Pizza on the corner of Elizabeth and Flinders St closing down last year. Best pizza by miles, and by the slice, for like twenty years  .
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Aug 29, 2023 11:22
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 I would destroy this but gently caress me the heartburn to follow…
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Aug 29, 2023 17:41
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SlothfulCobra posted:
Anchovies, garlic and extra cheese. Cursed as gently caress.
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Aug 29, 2023 18:38
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Cartoon Man posted:
Jesus I think I got anticipatory heartburn just thinking about eating a slice
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Aug 29, 2023 18:45
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Top 5 all time pizza ngl
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Aug 29, 2023 18:58
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Shaman Tank Spec posted:Anchovies, garlic and extra cheese. Cursed as gently caress. She needs some black olives and capers. Then it's a great pizza
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Aug 29, 2023 19:18
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Pookah posted:She needs some black olives and capers. Anchovies, garlic, extra cheese, is a weird half-assed super savoury pizza. Edit: argh, that was supposed to be an edit, not a quote
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Aug 29, 2023 19:21
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Cartoon Man posted:
All slices are like this except the last slice which is just Tums
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Aug 29, 2023 19:27
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Average goon age = 100 years old
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Aug 29, 2023 19:34
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n.b. I have been insanely heartburn-prone my whole life. I remember sitting in 7th grade science class at 11am and if I had orange juice that morning I would be in agony
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Aug 29, 2023 19:37
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They eat that mega-pep pizza, they look like this in the morning
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Aug 29, 2023 19:38
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maybealabia posted:Jesus I think I got anticipatory heartburn just thinking about eating a slice I'm just shy of 42 and never had heartburn, but I'm sure that amount of oil would make me poo poo myself inside out. still would
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Aug 29, 2023 21:29
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Cartoon Man posted:
I feel like Tony Montana, looking at that mountain of cocaine.
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Aug 29, 2023 21:54
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Cartoon Man posted:
Underneath all that is just 1 large pepperroner. The ultimate test
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Aug 29, 2023 22:06
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they used the good kind of pepps at least.
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Aug 29, 2023 23:55
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Roundup Ready posted:I'm just shy of 42 and never had heartburn, but I'm sure that amount of oil would make me poo poo myself inside out.
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Aug 30, 2023 00:12
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Cartoon Man posted:
That is both amazing and awful looking. That's the kind of thing I would eat, regret, eat again a little later and then immediately regret, and then rinse and repeat until it's gone because no lessons will have been learned. I love pepperoni but I am not built to handle that amount.
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Aug 30, 2023 01:58
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Martman posted:never had heartburn even once? like wtf does that even mean. get outta here I legit never did until like 3 years ago and now everything gives me awful heartburn.
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Aug 30, 2023 01:59
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Cartoon Man posted:
Put it back in the oven for another few minutes so they're crispier and I'll eat about half of it I'll have horrible gut pains afterwards but sacrifices must be made
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Aug 30, 2023 04:06
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domino's + cheap beer is some kind of satanic alchemy formula that causes vomit-inducing heartburn in me. cheez-its are the next worst, and otherwise I have basically no serious problems with it. but still occasionally there's a little acid burble and I'm like "oof" for a few seconds depending on what I've eaten that day
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Aug 30, 2023 05:00
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I've never had heartburn either I looked it up and the risk factors are smoking and obesity and a bunch of medications so maybe that explains it
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Aug 30, 2023 09:51
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EoinCannon posted:I've never had heartburn either The other risk factor is "bad luck" Acid reflux can just be your curse even if you aren't a fat smoker or whatever
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Aug 30, 2023 11:35
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Also going to sleep within 30 minutes of eating will cause problems with your esophagus. There’s at least one goon reading this who didn’t know that and it will change his life for the better
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Aug 30, 2023 13:15
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Yeah I've had it since I was a kid, and I've never been overweight or on medications or smoked, same for my granddad, he had to have the head-end of his bed up on bricks. Genetics just be like that.
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some people have a lazy throat sphincter so their food just sloshes right back out of their guts. pathetic!
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