Anti Food Porn/Horrible Food: I was not expecting corpse crotch honey

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Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

dog nougat posted:

What the hell are these weird links? I can never open them and get a 403 error. I'm missing out on content!!

It's a long video url from reddit, they make it a little convoluted to link their videos from offsite. Let's see if it works, stripping out some of the excess stuff:

https://packaged-media.redd.it/51r1ppa8b5lb1/pb/m2-res_626p.mp4

e: so nope, for that one. I've had success sharing videos by changing the url of the main comment to end in ".json", then searching through the page source info to find "fallback_url" which shows an mp4 link to use here. Maybe that doesn't work for every one, I dunno.

Captain Hygiene has a new favorite as of 19:16 on Aug 30, 2023

# ? Aug 30, 2023 19:12

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# ? May 25, 2024 07:30

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

dog nougat posted:

What the hell are these weird links? I can never open them and get a 403 error. I'm missing out on content!!

Do you have a browser extension that strips out referral crap from links or something. If I take out the garbage after the .mp4 I get a 403. They do work otherwise and even embed on desktop for me. Not in the android Awful app though.

Captain Hygiene posted:

Let's see if it works, stripping out some of the excess stuff:

Nope nope

# ? Aug 30, 2023 19:12

SlothfulCobra: Mar 27, 2011

How often do you need to grate cheese when using a smoker?

LifeSunDeath posted:

do not unmute
https://packaged-media.redd.it/51r1...d1e34976055#t=0

At least with this they didn't waste any food.

# ? Aug 30, 2023 20:22

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SlothfulCobra posted:

How often do you need to grate cheese when using a smoker?

I think all this might solely be for that particular type of frozen pizza which is worse somehow

# ? Aug 30, 2023 20:45

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Is that pizza on a ... matzoh?

# ? Aug 30, 2023 20:46

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

🎶 With pizza on a matzah
You can have pizza at seder time 🎶

# ? Aug 30, 2023 20:53

stringless: Dec 28, 2005; keyboard ⌨️ cowboy

Data Graham posted:

Is that pizza on a ..matzoh?

It's a "party pizza" from Totino's, the pizza roll company.

They're fine for cheap freezer pizza.

# ? Aug 30, 2023 21:03

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

I like party pizzas, there's a certain honesty to them in that they're not trying to be anything more than garbage comfort food. That's better than some more expensive frozen pizzas, where the price increase outmatches the quality increase.

# ? Aug 30, 2023 21:19

Pseudohog: Apr 4, 2007

Captain Hygiene posted:

It's a long video url from reddit, they make it a little convoluted to link their videos from offsite. Let's see if it works, stripping out some of the excess stuff:

https://packaged-media.redd.it/51r1ppa8b5lb1/pb/m2-res_626p.mp4

e: so nope, for that one. I've had success sharing videos by changing the url of the main comment to end in ".json", then searching through the page source info to find "fallback_url" which shows an mp4 link to use here. Maybe that doesn't work for every one, I dunno.

I can get those links to work by copying the url, opening a chrome incognito tab and pasting them in there. Opening straight from the awful app doesn't seem to work.

# ? Aug 30, 2023 22:02

Haifisch: Nov 13, 2010; Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!; Taco Defender

KennyMan666 posted:

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rxvc9sMn7s1sv37rw.mp4

Love to just take a pair of office scissors to my pizza. (and you know those things have never ever been washed)

# ? Aug 30, 2023 22:21

Theophany: Jul 22, 2014; SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO

2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

KennyMan666 posted:

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rxvc9sMn7s1sv37rw.mp4

Praying that synthetic suit goes up in flames to serve him right for being a complete prat.

# ? Aug 30, 2023 22:30

CzarChasm: Mar 14, 2009; I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

The bare feet also add a certain, i don't know what to the proceedings.

# ? Aug 30, 2023 22:42

zedprime: Jun 9, 2007; yospos

KennyMan666 posted:

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rxvc9sMn7s1sv37rw.mp4

I'm hitting login to crypto and nothing is happening.

# ? Aug 30, 2023 22:43

Zero_Grade: Mar 18, 2004; Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

Captain Hygiene posted:

I like party pizzas, there's a certain honesty to them in that they're not trying to be anything more than garbage comfort food. That's better than some more expensive frozen pizzas, where the price increase outmatches the quality increase.

This video is far more offensive (and probably contains more OSHA violations) than any $1 party pizza.

# ? Aug 31, 2023 01:30

Pogonodon: Sep 10, 2010

LifeSunDeath posted:

do not unmute
https://packaged-media.redd.it/51r1...d1e34976055#t=0

Wrong, absolutely everybody should unmute and behold the glory of the
the
what the gently caress were they trying to make?

# ? Aug 31, 2023 01:41

Tunicate: May 15, 2012

Pogonodon posted:

what the gently caress were they trying to make?

a mess

# ? Aug 31, 2023 02:20

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Zero_Grade posted:

This video is far more offensive (and probably contains more OSHA violations) than any $1 party pizza.

Love to pump my whole office with carbon monoxide

# ? Aug 31, 2023 03:01

SlothfulCobra: Mar 27, 2011

Pogonodon posted:

Wrong, absolutely everybody should unmute and behold the glory of the
the
what the gently caress were they trying to make?

Sprinklwaffle

# ? Aug 31, 2023 03:36

stereobreadsticks: Feb 28, 2008

Pogonodon posted:

Wrong, absolutely everybody should unmute and behold the glory of the
the
what the gently caress were they trying to make?

I don't know but I identify with the egg that tried to escape.

# ? Aug 31, 2023 05:39

Cyril Sneer: Aug 8, 2004; Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.

KennyMan666 posted:

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rxvc9sMn7s1sv37rw.mp4

Thought he was gonna put a keg under there with a hose feeding up into the thermos.

# ? Aug 31, 2023 05:55

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

Pogonodon posted:

Wrong, absolutely everybody should unmute and behold the glory of the
the
what the gently caress were they trying to make?

It's a small snippet of one of those "satisfying" videos that are nonsensical on purpose and just trying to waste as much of your time as possible so they can serve ads. The original video is shockingly long and it's basically just them going on about how is gonna be amazing over and over again. See here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4taIYzy6BY

# ? Aug 31, 2023 07:34

dog nougat: Apr 8, 2009

Data Graham posted:

Is that pizza on a ... matzoh?

It's a totino's party pizza, so yes. It doesn't even have real cheese on it, hence the cheese grater.

# ? Aug 31, 2023 07:45

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LifeSunDeath posted:

do not unmute
https://packaged-media.redd.it/51r1...d1e34976055#t=0

For real is that Yoko Ono?

# ? Aug 31, 2023 12:37

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

mds2 posted:

For real is that Yolko Ono?

LMAO

# ? Aug 31, 2023 15:26

GhostDog: Jul 30, 2003; Always see everything.

LifeSunDeath posted:

https://packaged-media.redd.it/qpn6...56569d05d4b#t=0

Tonight we'll take Heartburn Ridge.

# ? Aug 31, 2023 16:11

PurpleXVI: Oct 30, 2011; Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!

I'm sure someone's posted this in here before, but I'm posting it anyway.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

# ? Aug 31, 2023 16:53

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

gently caress it, let's just make the entire barbecue into popsicles while we're at it. It actually makes more sense if you think about it, why would you want to sit around eating hot food on the hottest days of the year?

# ? Aug 31, 2023 17:01