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https://twitter.com/MattBinder/status/1697008175331815816 lol the twitter payments are made up
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MrQwerty posted:Kirk Johnson is a living legend, a master of craft, more dedicated to a single task than Elon Musk could ever hope to devote one iota of time to; just like anything else he does, including raising children, after nearly a year of being Mr. Twit. He has more talent in one corpuscle of his gaping anus than Elon has in his entire flabby, hosed-up body.
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Aug 30, 2023 23:48
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So twitter is slightly tweaking the ToS to weed out all those woke elements, see if you can spot the  :
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Hippocrass posted:He hasn't posted in a week. Well, they didn't ask if he posted... holtemon posted:https://twitter.com/cb_doge/status/1688709204536680448 gently caress that living afterbirth for getting paid to be a living afterbirth. Literally everything that's wrong with the world. holtemon posted:From bluesky The loving duct tape on the front corner has me at least LOL-ing. Possibly LMFAO-ing. Bottom Liner posted:That's because it's a ghost town. Threads has no desktop UI, so it can gently caress right off from the get-go. I understand that most people doom scroll on their phones, though. Never mind that threads suspended my account for something. I don't know for what. I created an Insta just to try out threads (didn't want to use my actual instagram) and literally never posted.
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Mistle posted:So twitter is slightly tweaking the ToS to weed out all those woke elements, see if you can spot the LOL, good luck making the people who try to get around your "technical limitations" and ban on "scraping" to stop doing so.
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Aug 30, 2023 23:55
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It's not like scrapers agree to the TOS in the first place anyway
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Aug 30, 2023 23:56
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Grey Cat posted:E: Actually my favorite is when people quote me with 
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He's gonna start paying people in the creator program with monopoly money.
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Darchangel posted:. Oh I was not endorsing threads at all, just saying their timing hosed Bluesky more than anything.
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Aug 31, 2023 00:03
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The "eggies" in the top-left corner is killing me.
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Further Reading posted:He's gonna start paying people in the creator program with monopoly money.
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Aug 31, 2023 00:14
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Someone get Elon to hire me to design the cybertruck 2.
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Aug 31, 2023 00:20
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withak posted:Is the duct tape there because: *delivers to customer, yanks duct tape off the corners revealing razor sharp edges that cut you when you try to open the door or wash the car or just walk near it with your pocket sticking open so it tears your cargo shorts into neat strips* "What do you mean, is this not your signature right here? It's your problem now, good day sir"
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Aug 31, 2023 00:28
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Would've been a lot cooler if the Cybertruck looked like a warthog
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Aug 31, 2023 00:29
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man the simulation is slow today im still waiting for those cybertruck pictures to finish rendering
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I can't imagine liking this Like I can't comprehend being Elon and having someone just spending his whole day saying stuff like this about me, and thinking "hmmyes, this is the good life. Keep those compliments coming!" I would be so mortified I would hurl myself into an open sewer. YOU ARE EMBARRASSING YOURSELF FAR MORE THAN ME AND I AM PRETTY drat EMBARRASSED
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Aug 31, 2023 00:31
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DogeDesigner is one of the biggest simps I've ever seen, Jesus.
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Aug 31, 2023 01:29
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guy is getting paid to post about his good friend Elon Musk living the dream
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ben shapino posted:guy is getting paid to post about his good friend Elon Musk His gimmick is somehow less pathetic than yours
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People must be rushing to put AI simp bots online so they can "generate passive income!!!" from Elon's pathetic ego.
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Mistle posted:So twitter is slightly tweaking the ToS to weed out all those woke elements, see if you can spot the Those dang dirty scrapers!! 
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Bottom Liner posted:His gimmick is somehow less pathetic than yours https://twitter.com/dril/status/972534838057230336
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Darchangel posted:
It didn't, but it does now. https://www.threads.net/
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Aug 31, 2023 02:29
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The Fuzzy Hulk posted:It didn't, but it does now. lol you STILL have to install the loving app to authenticate
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Aug 31, 2023 02:32
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The Fuzzy Hulk posted:It didn't, but it does now. Wake me when threads allows me post my rear end.
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Aug 31, 2023 02:32
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holtemon posted:From bluesky some more pics. lmao on the focus on the duct tape repair or whatever the heck that is https://twitter.com/Tevin256344041/status/1696785592716235258
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Aug 31, 2023 02:36
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Are they even delivering those to anyone, or are they just rolling a few existing models around to make it look like production's chugging along?
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Captain Hygiene posted:Are they even delivering those to anyone, or are they just rolling a few existing models around to make it look like production's chugging along? There has never been a picture with more than 3 at one time
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 can't wait to put my retirement savings in X the everything app
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still lol every time i see a photo of the real cybrtruk imagine if they had just built a normal looking electric truck with a traditional design and materials. could've cranked that out years ago and taken full advantage of their supply chain lead and sold a ton by now. the opportunity cost to make such an obvious flop is nuts
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Bad Purchase posted:still lol every time i see a photo of the real cybrtruk Yeah why not just build an electric truck that uses the payload for batteries and give it a range of like 1200 miles idiot rear end Elon. He gotta haul his fatass gran-nan around in the back tho.
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kazil posted:
You'd think ol' Musky would be all about states rights
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Some time back thanks to a bunch of lobbying, banks were allowed to offer credit cards across state lines instead of the previous rules that required meeting usury regulations in each state. Banks promptly moved all of their credit card operations to South Dakota while conveniently getting heavily involved in the politics of that state to roll back usury laws and regulations. Within a few years, pretty much anyone getting a credit card would be dealing with the least consumer friendly laws available in the country as a result. If you (non-specific you, not Kazil) read that and thought that was a good outcome that should be repeated, congratulations you are a dick.
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Aug 31, 2023 03:22
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The DOJ and SEC are investigating Elmo over his Glass Onion Groverhaus https://archive.is/wYXKL
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Croccers posted:I remember after the dog name white-washing thing looking into him a bit more and I was soured on it They're good dogs Brent.
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He's not some evil tech bro (no idea if he's done anything past '18) but meh, privileged white kid origin stories bum me out.
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:Some time back thanks to a bunch of lobbying, banks were allowed to offer credit cards across state lines instead of the previous rules that required meeting usury regulations in each state. Banks promptly moved all of their credit card operations to South Dakota while conveniently getting heavily involved in the politics of that state to roll back usury laws and regulations. Within a few years, pretty much anyone getting a credit card would be dealing with the least consumer friendly laws available in the country as a result. is that the era where jokes about dogs, kids, and dead people getting credit cards came from? also I wonder if that one bank that does a ton of store credit cards is HQed in SD.
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kazil posted:
brb giving 50 state AGs the power to rake my naked body over the coals Why do they gotta make it so difficult to attest that I understand that I'll be bound by the complex regulations of each state (sigh)
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Paying forward bsky-social-wehyp-s6et2
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