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Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!

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Kermit The Grog
Mar 29, 2010

SIGSEGV posted:

Matt Horner, who should be available.

Tenebrais
Sep 2, 2011

Selendis. She deserves better than she got in SC2.

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
Selendis

JohnKilltrane
Dec 30, 2020

BlazetheInferno posted:

Also, I'm really not getting that 'think backwards" bit. Anyone able to decipher that? It's still gibberish spelled backwards.

Don't worry. I can promise you that once you decipher it, it will absolutely not have been worth it. Not even a little bit.

stryth
Apr 7, 2018

Got bread?
GIVE BREADS!
I genuinely never knew that Archons had legs, I always thought they were clouds of energy from the waist down.

Also I vote Selendis, cause I want to see a Protoss swear at their opponents, and she seems like the one most likely to do it.

jkq
Nov 26, 2022

BlazetheInferno posted:

Also, I'm really not getting that 'think backwards" bit. Anyone able to decipher that? It's still gibberish spelled backwards.

A=Z, B=Y, etc.

BlazetheInferno
Jun 6, 2015

JohnKilltrane posted:

Don't worry. I can promise you that once you decipher it, it will absolutely not have been worth it. Not even a little bit.

How dare you, sir.

stryth
Apr 7, 2018

Got bread?
GIVE BREADS!

JohnKilltrane posted:


HXE Tllw Gl Tl, Hri:*

*Sometimes it is wise to think backwards.


It took me a bit, but I see what you did there. Cheeky.

MagusofStars
Mar 31, 2012



Selendis.

SirSamVimes
Jul 21, 2008

~* Challenge *~


SIGSEGV posted:

Matt Horner, who should be available.

BisbyWorl
Jan 12, 2019

Knowledge is pain plus observation.


SIGSEGV posted:

Matt Horner, who should be available.

Kurgarra Queen
Jun 11, 2008

GIVE ME MORE
SUPER BOWL
WINS

Selendis, good God. There are like two characters who aren’t dudes in this game.

Pieces of Peace
Jul 8, 2006
Hazardous in small doses.
Selendis. We have to save Matt to be Kerrigan's new cerebrate.

BisbyWorl
Jan 12, 2019

Knowledge is pain plus observation.


Pieces of Peace posted:

Selendis. We have to save Matt to be Kerrigan's new cerebrate.

Steve was Matt's younger brother all along.

Aces High
Mar 26, 2010

Nah! A little chocolate will do




Selendis

she got shafted in SC2, let's bring her back

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


As hilarious as Matt Horner would be, Selendis is the right choice.

Laughing Zealot
Oct 10, 2012


Tenebrais posted:

Selendis. She deserves better than she got in SC2.

This.

Selendis

Gun Jam
Apr 11, 2015
Selendis

Iceblocks
Jan 5, 2013
Taco Defender
Selendis

idonotlikepeas
May 29, 2010

This reasoning is possible for forums user idonotlikepeas!

Tenebrais posted:

Selendis. She deserves better than she got in SC2.

Yeah, this exactly. Selendis.

Not The Wendigo
Apr 12, 2009
Matt Horner for executor and then Selendis for magistrate.

Lynneth
Sep 13, 2011
Selendis with Matt chiming in whenever he feels like.

GunnerJ
Aug 1, 2005

Do you think this is funny?

Lynneth posted:

Selendis with Matt chiming in whenever he feels like.

Yeah, I'm fine with Matt semi-explicably being "around" but this is the Selendis show now.

Tenebrais
Sep 2, 2011

Lynneth posted:

Selendis with Matt chiming in whenever he feels like.

Totally on board with Matt being along for the ride.

disposablewords
Sep 12, 2021


Lynneth posted:

Selendis with Matt chiming in whenever he feels like.

Dang, yeah, this sounds funniest to me and that's the best qualification.

Aces High
Mar 26, 2010

Nah! A little chocolate will do




Matt just finds himself establishing all these relationships over the years because it gets him resources for the war effort, and all the women just find him so cute and charming. It's something he doesn't want, but he can't argue with the results it gets

JohnKilltrane
Dec 30, 2020

Lynneth posted:

Selendis with Matt chiming in whenever he feels like.

Incidentally this would actually be quite easily explained from a narrative perspective, wouldn't even be a stretch.

ninjahedgehog
Feb 17, 2011

It's time to kick the tires and light the fires, Big Bird.


JohnKilltrane posted:

Incidentally this would actually be quite easily explained from a narrative perspective, wouldn't even be a stretch.

Yeah I really dig this about the SC narrative -- it would be real easy to find a way to pit Raynor's crew and the Protoss against each other for TvP scenarios but no, they're good buds and stay that way for the rest of the series.

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


Lynneth posted:

Selendis with Matt chiming in whenever he feels like.

Absolutely.

SIGSEGV
Nov 4, 2010


Lynneth posted:

Selendis with Matt chiming in whenever he feels like.

Sounds like a good compromise, I think he'd have a lot of questions on how Protoss stuff works and is employed.

Sinner Sandwich
Oct 13, 2012
It also fits the vibe of the expansion, where the racial barriers in factions break down a bit more. We're already seeing that with Jimmy being a controllable hero in the Protoss campaign.

Kurgarra Queen
Jun 11, 2008

GIVE ME MORE
SUPER BOWL
WINS

SIGSEGV posted:

Sounds like a good compromise, I think he'd have a lot of questions on how Protoss stuff works and is employed.
Yeah, that sounds great actually.

bladededge
Sep 17, 2017

im sorry every one. the throne of heroes ran out of new heroic spirits so the grail had to summon existing ones in swimsuits instead
I say Selendis with Matt tagging along would actually make more sense for the narrative, by closing some of the plot holes Bisby is working with over in the other thread.

Clearly Raynor's team and the protoss remnants are staying in touch and cooperating closely, but Matt (if we believe he is the same as the Magistrate) does separate from him at some point. In order for him to join up with Raynor again years later he has to have left first.

bladededge fucked around with this message at 03:23 on Sep 3, 2023

Poil
Mar 17, 2007

Selendis with assistant Matt.

-This terran substance you call "coffee" is strange.
-Not as strange as trying to work out how you're drinking it.

stryth
Apr 7, 2018

Got bread?
GIVE BREADS!

Poil posted:

Selendis with assistant Matt.

-This terran substance you call "coffee" is strange.
-Not as strange as trying to work out how you're drinking it.

Okay this has swung me. I'm adding assistant Matt to my Selendis vote. Still hoping to hear some Protoss swears out of her though.

Bloody Pom
Jun 5, 2011



Protoss absorb what water they need through their skin, so I imagine it would work the same for other liquids.

:ohdear:

SIGSEGV
Nov 4, 2010


Plant lady puts the mug on her desk and dips a head root tendril in it, simple.

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Protoss partying by pouring natty ice over their weird heads

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JustJeff88
Jan 15, 2008

I AM
CONSISTENTLY
ANNOYING
...
JUST TERRIBLE


THIS BADGE OF SHAME IS WORTH 0.45 DOUBLE DRAGON ADVANCES

:dogout:
of SA-Mart forever

titty_baby_ posted:

Protoss partying by pouring natty ice over their weird heads

Surely they have better taste than that? (despite neither eating nor drinking, I mean)

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