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Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



Hello sir what are you looking for today?

Need something to really mess up my chimney, just gently caress it up real good. Hate that pos

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RocketMermaid
Mar 30, 2004

My pronouns are She/Heir.


CzarChasm posted:

Yeah. Too bad he's at that stage where someone has to drive him around.

:lol: Thanks for the genuine guffaw that made people at work look at me funny. :D

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Platystemon posted:

What I’m getting at is that ducking didn’t do anything for him. He should have dropped it and jumped back.

I disagree, that first duck kept the bumper from smashing his head and gave him just enough time to jump out of the way before the car resumed its fall.

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


https://i.imgur.com/4hAVw9N.gifv

ComradePyro
Oct 6, 2009

I should call him

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Crazypoops posted:

well, if you need a chimney ruiner they exist apparently.
Seems like a good way to bust out an old chimney liner so that it can be replaced.

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde
Can't moor there mate...

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSPy2XDASXQ

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

seems like a perfectly fine suspense bridge?

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004



New Pontifex game looking fuckin RAD.

das hipster
Mar 7, 2005

https://i.imgur.com/B21zhJj.mp4

Things that look OSHA but are aren't. I worked around cranes but I'm not a crane operator so this could in fact be totally wrong and incredibly dangerous, but the cribbing looks good, plywood underneath on the soft lawn for better weight distribution, cranes level...


Well, either way works for the thread I suppose

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

The crossover between two of my favourite things: demolition and witch doctors

https://x.com/allahliker/status/1696825178586554410?s=46&t=6HOSYVrXffESMo0NlyR0Lg

timp
Sep 19, 2007

Everything is in my control
Lipstick Apathy

Pah, I knew they were going to be fine. At no time did any of the supports get up to red.

I mean green is always preferable of course but yellow is just fine

The Wiggly Wizard
Aug 21, 2008



lmao @ 1:35

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

Fallen Rib

timp posted:

Pah, I knew they were going to be fine. At no time did any of the supports get up to red.

I mean green is always preferable of course but yellow is just fine

Just set a lump of road to fall on the vehicle and catapult it to the other side, top 1% easy

5er
Jun 1, 2000


lmao at everything just destroying itself at 30v

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal

I'm Sniper-Man

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

Galloping Gertie 2: Flexible Florence

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


https://i.imgur.com/x8Rm1kt.mp4

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Air bag didn't go off, they're fine.

Harry_Potato
May 21, 2021

Going to call shenanigans on this one.

DRINK ME
Jul 31, 2006
i cant fix avs like this because idk the bbcode - HTML IS BS MAN

Wifi Toilet posted:

I'm Sniper-Man

I was confused by sniper-man too, and glad to see him destroyed.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe




How'd they get it up there to begin with?

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

A shitload of ladders and the same lack of safety that led them to believe that jumping it was a good idea.

That car weighed way less than 2000lbs, probably closer to 1000 than 2.

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

PainterofCrap posted:

How'd they get it up there to begin with?

Video is reversed it seems.

HolHorsejob
Mar 14, 2020

Portrait of Cheems II of Spain by Jabona Neftman, olo pint on fird

Man, old cars can survive anything relatively intact. It's a shame new cars crumple with the slightest bump. because if this car were an older model, the driver would've been turned into pâté, and this would be a Florida Man news article instead of a video that some kids will get killed by trying to recreate

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



PainterofCrap posted:

How'd they get it up there to begin with?
i would guess some simple machines. perhaps some ramps, or even pulleys. maybe teenagers

jetz0r
May 10, 2003

Tomorrow, our nation will sit on the throne of the world. This is not a figment of the imagination, but a fact. Tomorrow we will lead the world, Allah willing.



And vodka, there was definitely vodka involved.

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

https://twitter.com/Phil_Lewis_/status/1697035990609658292?s=20

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

das hipster posted:

https://i.imgur.com/B21zhJj.mp4

Things that look OSHA but are aren't. I worked around cranes but I'm not a crane operator so this could in fact be totally wrong and incredibly dangerous, but the cribbing looks good, plywood underneath on the soft lawn for better weight distribution, cranes level...

Cribbing? More like “crypting”.

Beartaco
Apr 10, 2007

by sebmojo

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Unironically I have no doubt that that car is in the safer half of all cars on the road.

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007




drat that is a badass/beautiful animal.

Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


Totally worth risking it's health for whatever reason

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

bull failed the paper bag test, lucky the cops didnt shoot him

Ironhead
Jan 19, 2005

Ironhead. Mmm.


What's the charge? Transporting a succulent meal? A succulent barbecue meal?

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
That's a load of bullshit and you know it

Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


Animal can't be cooler than ride and not OSHA compliant

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

goatsestretchgoals posted:

bull failed the paper bag test, lucky the cops didnt shoot him

"This is 7-Adam-5, suspect is acting bulligerent, over."

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ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
https://i.imgur.com/2UZzPEY.mp4

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