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WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

powerful words...

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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


you are talented. I will steal your content

Grundulum
Feb 28, 2006

I’m not sure which is sadder. My theory or the apparent reality that this is a real actual person who is that firmly wedged between Musk’s buttcheeks. More fun would be doubling down and claiming that those photos contain a paid actor to throw us off the trail of the account being a sockpuppet.

Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

Grundulum posted:

I’m not sure which is sadder. My theory or the apparent reality that this is a real actual person who is that firmly wedged between Musk’s buttcheeks. More fun would be doubling down and claiming that those photos contain a paid actor to throw us off the trail of the account being a sockpuppet.
PR companies have been paying fake forum posters for "guerrilla" media campaign for decades now (lol drivergate) and, yeah, it's a billion dollar cars brand, so your theory is extremely possible. Yet it's still could be a wild dingus, hungry for billionnaire rear end.

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 370 days!

shyduck posted:

dogedesigner just lost out on so much money lmao, Elon couldve retweeted but nope

there is a running theory (in my head) that elon controls that account

OctaMurk
Jun 21, 2013
🤣🤣🤣

Dayvan Cowboy
Feb 11, 2014
I nabbed a bluesky code from this thread, so here's paying it forward:

Edit: Taken.

Dayvan Cowboy has issued a correction as of 14:57 on Aug 31, 2023

graventy
Jul 28, 2006

Fun Shoe

tenderjerk posted:

there is a running theory (in my head) that elon controls that account

the only reason I don't think he does is because doge posts original lovely memes that elon steals. maybe elon thinks it makes him look cooler or more productive if he's not making the memes himself?

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

Rubellavator posted:

feels like we have bots watching this thread

Ok, Waffle House

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


good morning usa and god bless elon musk!!!!!!

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Rudeboy Detective posted:

good morning usa and god bless elon musk!!!!!!

It's good to see some positivity here, the thread about the savior of humanity.

Troutful
May 31, 2011

Schmoe Cwead posted:

wired has an interview with grimes and she says that her and elons 3 year old knows more about rockets than she does which... is probably about right then she says this:

"We had to stop giving him toys, because if they’re not anatomically correct, he gets upset."

:thunk:

incredible red flag

bigstupidjellyfish
Oct 25, 2010
anything juicy in the new TOS?

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

bigstupidjellyfish posted:

anything juicy in the new TOS?
Based on your consent, we may collect and use your biometric information for safety, security, and identification purposes.
^ only if you're a twitter blue subscriber
We may collect and use your personal information (such as your employment history, educational history, employment preferences, skills and abilities, job search activity and engagement, and so on) to recommend potential jobs for you, to share with potential employers when you apply for a job, to enable employers to find potential candidates, and to show you more relevant advertising.

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009


Malloc Voidstar posted:

Based on your consent, we may collect and use your biometric information for safety, security, and identification purposes.
^ only if you're a twitter blue subscriber
We may collect and use your personal information (such as your employment history, educational history, employment preferences, skills and abilities, job search activity and engagement, and so on) to recommend potential jobs for you, to share with potential employers when you apply for a job, to enable employers to find potential candidates, and to show you more relevant advertising.

What the gently caress? This isn't LinkedIn.

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

NofrikinfuN posted:

What the gently caress? This isn't LinkedIn.

you seem to be confused. X is the everything app and that includes LinkedIn

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


this seems like a pretty convoluted way to trick people into fixing your website

-you get a x notification- "we've noticed you're good at making computer, the terms of use mandates you contribute for zero pay"

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

Schmoe Cwead posted:

wired has an interview with grimes and she says that her and elons 3 year old knows more about rockets than she does which... is probably about right then she says this:

"We had to stop giving him toys, because if they’re not anatomically correct, he gets upset."

:thunk:

Theyre talking about elom in this context I assume

lynch_69
Jan 21, 2001

Saudi Man Sentenced To Death For Tweets

quote:

...Mohammad Alghamdi, who is in his mid-50s... Alghamdi appears to be the first person to be sentenced to death based solely on his posts on X, formerly called Twitter... Alghamdi, a father of seven living in Mecca, had gained just 10 followers between the two anonymous accounts he ran on X.


https://www.npr.org/2023/08/31/1196776390/saudi-arabia-man-death-sentence-tweets

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

Can't wait for IL to sue and for me to get more money

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:




X, the everything app*


* - the everything is the data we take from you

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.

"He can appeal the verdict"

does this count towards getting legal assistance from musk. i think he said fired from a job but i think he should add execution

its basically just being super cancelled

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

We know Elon is a salty piss baby and has phoned up other people's bosses who he has gripes with.
He totally won't use this data to phone up your work boss and try to get you fired or expelled because you disagreed with him online.
Totally won't pinky swear.

roffles
Dec 25, 2004

Quotey posted:

"He can appeal the verdict"

does this count towards getting legal assistance from musk. i think he said fired from a job but i think he should add execution

its basically just being super cancelled

Life is technically a job!

btw I feel like the fact that the doge meme account got such a high payout might be another sign that Elon is behind it. The money never actually has to go out!

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
trying to do the "you can fit so many [x] in this baby" meme with my cybertruck, gashing my hand open on it and immediately dying of tetanus

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


arse posted:

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2023/08/x-violated-its-own-policy-by-blocking-first-amendment-groups-ads/

X violated its own policy by blocking First Amendment group’s ads

X, formerly known as Twitter, spent the summer hastily rebranding and vying to win advertisers back, but at least one advertiser was shocked when X swiftly rejected its ads after deciding to return to X.

A nonpartisan nonprofit, the Freedom Forum, told Ars that last week it discovered that its X ads were being arbitrarily blocked after attempting to advertise an educational, family-friendly festival that celebrates the First Amendment.

The group assumed the ads were blocked in error, so it reached out to X six different times, and at various times, X's rationale for blocking the ad changed.

At first X's automated messaging told Freedom Forum that the ad violated X's political content policy. That policy restricts ads that reference legislation, but Freedom Forum said that educating the public about their First Amendment rights shouldn't be considered referencing legislation.

When Freedom Forum appealed X's decision, X repeatedly responded with automated messaging, confirming that its ad violated X's political content policy. This is the ad X blocked:

Freedom Forum's chief digital officer, Doug Neil, told Ars that no other platform has ever blocked the group's ads as "political content" before.

"We actually, in our charter, are not allowed to advocate for any specific legislation, any bills," Neil said. "We are advocates for the First Amendment, but that's not the same as sending notes to your congressman to say, change the First Amendment or repeal it. We don't advocate for any kind of legislative change. We're actually just supporting and promoting a doctrine which is fundamental to this country."

Neil confirmed that the same ad was running on other platforms like Facebook and Instagram without any conflict.

"This is the first time that we've had somebody say, 'Well, you're political content, and we won't take your ad,'" Neil told Ars. "That hasn't happened before."

As Freedom Forum's frustration grew, X suddenly blocked its account from posting any ads at all.

"We have reconfirmed with the team that your account does not qualify for ads on X," X's automated messaging said. "Unfortunately, we can no longer assist or support any requests."

Freedom Forum did not accept that this was the end of the exchange and continued pushing back until it finally reached an X customer success specialist. That specialist told the group that it was banned from advertising because "Twitter restricts the promotion of and requires advertiser certification for ads" that "educate" or "raise awareness" of causes "in connection with civic engagement" or "social equity causes."

You'd think this would be the point when Freedom Forum finally got clarity, but that specialist was citing Twitter's cause-based advertising policy, which became defunct in January when the platform lifted its political ad ban. For more information, the specialist linked the group to a Twitter webpage that is now a dead link because the policy no longer exists.

Ars reached out to X to find out what rules Freedom Forum's ad had broken, and according to the company, this was a "system error."

According to X, the account had been labeled as political in 2020 "when political ads were prohibited," and "the label carried over when the advertiser attempted to begin promoting with X again in August."

X has since removed the account label, and Freedom Forum's public relations manager, Matt Fossen, confirmed that the group's ads are now running without any issues.

“X eventually enabled our ad buy, but only after a reporter pressed them on the block," Fossen told Ars. "X says it was a mere system error, but it’s hard to take that claim at face value when we reached out six times over multiple days. To be clear, X hasn’t actually notified us that the ads are now live or otherwise reached out following last week. We’re glad this has been resolved, but we’re not pleased with how the process went or the sheer fact that we lost a week’s worth of advertising.”

Neil told Ars that X is an appealing platform for Freedom Forum to advertise on specifically because Elon Musk labels himself as a free speech absolutist and considers X to be a digital town square. The platform appears so in line with the Freedom Forum's celebration of First Amendment rights that it seemed like a perfect place to invest in and advertise a First Amendment festival.

"We have a social channel with over 50,000 followers, and so we have certainly been on X, but the investment in the platform was something we were stepping up to, because we just saw that being a great fit," Neil told Ars. "Elon's interest in promoting First Amendment rights for everybody seemed like, this is the right platform to be on."

While Freedom Forum has managed to fix its advertising issue on X, its experience suggests that there could be other would-be X advertisers stuck with outdated political labels, and potentially blocked, despite X lifting its ban on political ads seven months ago. This week, X announced that it would be allowing even more political advertising, but the platform seems unlikely to reap the full benefits of that expanded revenue stream if some would-be advertisers are possibly still being arbitrarily blocked and being held to outdated policies.

"We kept trying to respond to these automated rejections we'd get to say, tell us what's wrong," Neil told Ars. "And we couldn't find anybody to answer that, which, having been in the media business for years, one of the things that makes a company successful is to have good customer service, and that was just lacking."
:nexus:

idk if this is a chud group or whatever but lol

loving all this freedom, sir

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

tacodaemon posted:

excerpt from Walter Isaacson's new biography of Elon




moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
https://twitter.com/getfiscal/status/1697296596935864341?t=C0kwtAhV5Ew005YWPlI71A&s=19

Slotducks
Oct 16, 2008

Nobody puts Phil in a corner.


masterful gambit sir truly a masterstroke of epic proportions

44 bil well spent because one guy couldn't step down lolol owned

Euphoriaphone
Aug 10, 2006

honestly it's a little fitting that the previous management that sealed the site to its current fate got screwed out of a bit more money than they were expecting due to the same bastard they sold the site to

Pead
May 31, 2001
Nap Ghost

Slotducks posted:

masterful gambit sir truly a masterstroke of epic proportions

44 bil well spent because one guy couldn't step down lolol owned

Fairly certain that guy got paid despite this business wizardry

Slotducks
Oct 16, 2008

Nobody puts Phil in a corner.


Pead posted:

Fairly certain that guy got paid despite this business wizardry

yeah but that's not in the text so elon wins!!!!!!!

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
i don't even know why it's more important to fire a guy who's quitting anyways.
Save severance?

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

HootTheOwl posted:

i don't even know why it's more important to fire a guy who's quitting anyways.
Save severance?

yeah it says right there it prevented their stock options from vesting, probably because of the 'for cause' part of the firing. apparently saved him $200 million

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

oh no hes becoming self aware

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

Glad the US is completely beholden to these guys! Great kingdom! 👍

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

yeah it says right there it prevented their stock options from vesting, probably because of the 'for cause' part of the firing. apparently saved him $200 million

I have no idea what vestiing options means
Do they owe him a jacket?

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Chairman Wao posted:



looks very good sir when can i buy one for $150,000?

lmfao

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Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

HootTheOwl posted:

I have no idea what vestiing options means
Do they owe him a jacket?

it's something rich people say about stocks, it just means you can cash out from the tech money casino

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