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16-bit Butt-Head)
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powerful words...
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# ? Aug 31, 2023 14:03 |
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# ? May 25, 2024 20:57 |
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you are talented. I will steal your content
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# ? Aug 31, 2023 14:03 |
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I’m not sure which is sadder. My theory or the apparent reality that this is a real actual person who is that firmly wedged between Musk’s buttcheeks. More fun would be doubling down and claiming that those photos contain a paid actor to throw us off the trail of the account being a sockpuppet.
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# ? Aug 31, 2023 14:04 |
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Grundulum posted:I’m not sure which is sadder. My theory or the apparent reality that this is a real actual person who is that firmly wedged between Musk’s buttcheeks. More fun would be doubling down and claiming that those photos contain a paid actor to throw us off the trail of the account being a sockpuppet.
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# ? Aug 31, 2023 14:41 |
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shyduck posted:dogedesigner just lost out on so much money lmao, Elon couldve retweeted but nope there is a running theory (in my head) that elon controls that account
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# ? Aug 31, 2023 14:44 |
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🤣🤣🤣
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# ? Aug 31, 2023 14:46 |
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I nabbed a bluesky code from this thread, so here's paying it forward: Edit: Taken. Dayvan Cowboy has issued a correction as of 14:57 on Aug 31, 2023 |
# ? Aug 31, 2023 14:47 |
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tenderjerk posted:there is a running theory (in my head) that elon controls that account the only reason I don't think he does is because doge posts original lovely memes that elon steals. maybe elon thinks it makes him look cooler or more productive if he's not making the memes himself?
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# ? Aug 31, 2023 14:53 |
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Rubellavator posted:feels like we have bots watching this thread Ok, Waffle House
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# ? Aug 31, 2023 14:56 |
good morning usa and god bless elon musk!!!!!!
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# ? Aug 31, 2023 15:34 |
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Rudeboy Detective posted:good morning usa and god bless elon musk!!!!!! It's good to see some positivity here, the thread about the savior of humanity.
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# ? Aug 31, 2023 15:36 |
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Schmoe Cwead posted:wired has an interview with grimes and she says that her and elons 3 year old knows more about rockets than she does which... is probably about right then she says this: incredible red flag
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# ? Aug 31, 2023 15:50 |
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anything juicy in the new TOS?
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# ? Aug 31, 2023 16:02 |
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bigstupidjellyfish posted:anything juicy in the new TOS? ^ only if you're a twitter blue subscriber We may collect and use your personal information (such as your employment history, educational history, employment preferences, skills and abilities, job search activity and engagement, and so on) to recommend potential jobs for you, to share with potential employers when you apply for a job, to enable employers to find potential candidates, and to show you more relevant advertising.
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# ? Aug 31, 2023 16:15 |
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Malloc Voidstar posted:Based on your consent, we may collect and use your biometric information for safety, security, and identification purposes. What the gently caress? This isn't LinkedIn.
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# ? Aug 31, 2023 16:20 |
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NofrikinfuN posted:What the gently caress? This isn't LinkedIn. you seem to be confused. X is the everything app and that includes LinkedIn
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# ? Aug 31, 2023 16:27 |
this seems like a pretty convoluted way to trick people into fixing your website -you get a x notification- "we've noticed you're good at making computer, the terms of use mandates you contribute for zero pay"
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# ? Aug 31, 2023 16:29 |
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Schmoe Cwead posted:wired has an interview with grimes and she says that her and elons 3 year old knows more about rockets than she does which... is probably about right then she says this: Theyre talking about elom in this context I assume
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# ? Aug 31, 2023 16:39 |
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Saudi Man Sentenced To Death For Tweetsquote:...Mohammad Alghamdi, who is in his mid-50s... Alghamdi appears to be the first person to be sentenced to death based solely on his posts on X, formerly called Twitter... Alghamdi, a father of seven living in Mecca, had gained just 10 followers between the two anonymous accounts he ran on X. https://www.npr.org/2023/08/31/1196776390/saudi-arabia-man-death-sentence-tweets
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# ? Aug 31, 2023 16:44 |
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Can't wait for IL to sue and for me to get more money
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# ? Aug 31, 2023 16:46 |
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X, the everything app* * - the everything is the data we take from you
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# ? Aug 31, 2023 16:48 |
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lynch_69 posted:Saudi Man Sentenced To Death For Tweets
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# ? Aug 31, 2023 16:56 |
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lynch_69 posted:Saudi Man Sentenced To Death For Tweets "He can appeal the verdict" does this count towards getting legal assistance from musk. i think he said fired from a job but i think he should add execution its basically just being super cancelled
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# ? Aug 31, 2023 17:37 |
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We know Elon is a salty piss baby and has phoned up other people's bosses who he has gripes with. He totally won't use this data to phone up your work boss and try to get you fired or expelled because you disagreed with him online. Totally won't pinky swear.
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# ? Aug 31, 2023 17:39 |
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Quotey posted:"He can appeal the verdict" Life is technically a job! btw I feel like the fact that the doge meme account got such a high payout might be another sign that Elon is behind it. The money never actually has to go out!
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# ? Aug 31, 2023 17:46 |
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trying to do the "you can fit so many [x] in this baby" meme with my cybertruck, gashing my hand open on it and immediately dying of tetanus
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# ? Aug 31, 2023 17:46 |
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arse posted:https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2023/08/x-violated-its-own-policy-by-blocking-first-amendment-groups-ads/ idk if this is a chud group or whatever but lol loving all this freedom, sir
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# ? Aug 31, 2023 18:01 |
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tacodaemon posted:excerpt from Walter Isaacson's new biography of Elon
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# ? Aug 31, 2023 18:16 |
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https://twitter.com/getfiscal/status/1697296596935864341?t=C0kwtAhV5Ew005YWPlI71A&s=19
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# ? Aug 31, 2023 18:27 |
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masterful gambit sir truly a masterstroke of epic proportions 44 bil well spent because one guy couldn't step down lolol owned
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# ? Aug 31, 2023 18:30 |
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honestly it's a little fitting that the previous management that sealed the site to its current fate got screwed out of a bit more money than they were expecting due to the same bastard they sold the site to
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# ? Aug 31, 2023 18:33 |
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Slotducks posted:masterful gambit sir truly a masterstroke of epic proportions Fairly certain that guy got paid despite this business wizardry
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# ? Aug 31, 2023 18:34 |
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Pead posted:Fairly certain that guy got paid despite this business wizardry yeah but that's not in the text so elon wins!!!!!!!
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# ? Aug 31, 2023 18:35 |
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i don't even know why it's more important to fire a guy who's quitting anyways. Save severance?
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# ? Aug 31, 2023 18:42 |
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HootTheOwl posted:i don't even know why it's more important to fire a guy who's quitting anyways. yeah it says right there it prevented their stock options from vesting, probably because of the 'for cause' part of the firing. apparently saved him $200 million
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# ? Aug 31, 2023 18:43 |
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Panfilo posted:
oh no hes becoming self aware
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# ? Aug 31, 2023 18:44 |
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lynch_69 posted:Saudi Man Sentenced To Death For Tweets Glad the US is completely beholden to these guys! Great kingdom! 👍
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# ? Aug 31, 2023 18:45 |
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gently caress You And Diebold posted:yeah it says right there it prevented their stock options from vesting, probably because of the 'for cause' part of the firing. apparently saved him $200 million I have no idea what vestiing options means Do they owe him a jacket?
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# ? Aug 31, 2023 18:46 |
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Chairman Wao posted:
lmfao
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# ? Aug 31, 2023 18:47 |
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HootTheOwl posted:I have no idea what vestiing options means it's something rich people say about stocks, it just means you can cash out from the tech money casino
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# ? Aug 31, 2023 18:48 |