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Sunset found him on the toilet, screaming.
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Aug 31, 2023 07:34
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Boss makes a dollar I make a dime So I poo poo and post On company time
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Aug 31, 2023 09:23
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Deposited a big poopaconda at work today. Go me.
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Aug 31, 2023 12:06
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Aug 31, 2023 13:15
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Fartington Butts posted:I MADE BOOM BOOM
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Aug 31, 2023 17:56
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4 shits today, each worse than the other one
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Aug 31, 2023 22:19
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Finally! A good voluminous morning BM. Gyoza last night probably helped.
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laserghost posted:4 shits today, each worse than the other one 
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Huge dump after walking the dog. Really stirring up the guts something fierce.
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Nothing yet. Yet.
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Big, beautiful dumps.
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What’s up, duuuuump threeeeead
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long solid strainer
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Puking out of my rear end
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Sep 2, 2023 18:06
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Didn't feel like much, but after a visual scan I can confirm its bountiful nature.
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dog-sitting. I'm posting on his behalf. He thought it was huge based on walking a good 10ft away before back-kicking some grass up in the air toward it
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Sep 2, 2023 18:57
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I swear that one was just a negative carbon copy of my entire large intestine. A foot and a half long kielbasa of poo poo. I feel fantastic. Luckily it went straight down into the bowl and didn’t curl up and require a smear cleaning via rolled up toilet paper daggers.
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Sep 2, 2023 23:34
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travel constipation worked itself out, filled the bowl
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Sep 3, 2023 16:20
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workout more -> eat more -> poo poo more can’t really lose
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Sep 4, 2023 20:08
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Huge poo poo followed by powerful farts into the bowl (flushed already)
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Sep 5, 2023 02:04
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Juicy blowout atm
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Toxic Mental posted:I swear that one was just a negative carbon copy of my entire large intestine. A foot and a half long kielbasa of poo poo. I feel fantastic. Luckily it went straight down into the bowl and didn’t curl up and require a smear cleaning via rolled up toilet paper daggers. Any splashes?
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ejected the weekends dietary choices with prejudice
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kri kri posted:Any splashes? No, it was so long that even when it began to touch the water like 2/3rds of it was still inside my body, and all in one piece, so it went straight down into the hole at a 90 degree angle from my rear end in a top hat, and as more came out it picked up speed and gravity pulled it out and it just snaked away into the hole almost entirely. Truly blessed dump
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Toxic Mental posted:No, it was so long that even when it began to touch the water like 2/3rds of it was still inside my body, and all in one piece, so it went straight down into the hole at a 90 degree angle from my rear end in a top hat, and as more came out it picked up speed and gravity pulled it out and it just snaked away into the hole almost entirely. drat that sounds satisfying as hell
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fellas, you’re never gonna believe me . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .    
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Sep 6, 2023 05:56
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The analog version
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Toxic Mental posted:No, it was so long that even when it began to touch the water like 2/3rds of it was still inside my body, and all in one piece, so it went straight down into the hole at a 90 degree angle from my rear end in a top hat, and as more came out it picked up speed and gravity pulled it out and it just snaked away into the hole almost entirely. That poo poo should have a film made about it.
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Sep 6, 2023 06:45
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Dick Fontaine posted:fellas, you’re never gonna believe me Impressed that there are no poop smears on any pages.
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Like a banana slug from the late carboniferous period
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Dump ‘n bump
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Something about L-glutamine before bed and chia seeds with breakfast got me pushing out something the size of a hog's hind leg after the second cup of coffee! Little brown baby boa constrictors
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Loaded up last night's dinner with so much hot sauce I got flames coming out of my butthole I'm afraid to take a poo poo in my own toilet in case I burn the house down. 
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two huge shits today with the second clearing the water, having to use the backup travel bidet since the one for the toilet started leaking and needs replaced 
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