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goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.
As Mollick explained, visitors to a foreign country have "an irresistible urge" to say something in that language, and whatever they say (a cited example being along the lines of "Where is the bathroom?") usually marks them as tourists immediately. Saying "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me", however, ensures that the speaker "will be viewed as an insane native, and treated with dignity and respect".

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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

A perfect sample to use for your drum and bass/industrial track.

alexandriao
Jul 20, 2019


goblin week posted:

As Mollick explained, visitors to a foreign country have "an irresistible urge" to say something in that language, and whatever they say (a cited example being along the lines of "Where is the bathroom?") usually marks them as tourists immediately. Saying "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me", however, ensures that the speaker "will be viewed as an insane native, and treated with dignity and respect".

Yeah i saw that twitter thread too

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.
i got banned on twitter so all my things here are bespoke. how dare you.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



i remember that site from back in the day

e: lol its still in my bookmarks (but site is gone)
http://hcs.harvard.edu/~igp/glass.html

Carthag Tuek fucked around with this message at 18:41 on Aug 28, 2023

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Carthag Tuek posted:

i remember that site from back in the day

e: lol its still in my bookmarks (but site is gone)
http://hcs.harvard.edu/~igp/glass.html

Internet Archive still has a copy, I think.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



The name of the city is most probably derived from a hydronym.

laserghost
Feb 12, 2014

trust me, I'm a cat.

Marketing for the game used it in reference to the slang term for urination, such as in the advertising slogan "Ever feel the need for a Whizz real bad? You will."

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comit%C3%A9_R%C3%A9gional_d%27Action_Viticole

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Kane identifies several themes in the film. The first, time, is evident in the film's non-linear narrative, which takes place in the past, present, and future.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



The earliest known usage of "pop" is from 1812; in a letter to his wife, poet Robert Southey says the drink is "called pop because pop goes the cork when it is drawn, & pop you would go off too if you drank too much of it."[5]

ColTim
Oct 29, 2011
Woops! is an American postapocalyptic sitcom that aired on the Fox network from September 27 to December 6, 1992.[1]

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



The gesture recurs as a form of mockery in Peace, alongside farting in someone's face[17][18]

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

ColTim posted:

Woops! is an American postapocalyptic sitcom that aired on the Fox network from September 27 to December 6, 1992.[1]

I saw one episode of this when I was sick and I spent the next 20 years thinking it was just a weird-rear end fever dream.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



ColTim posted:

Woops! is an American postapocalyptic sitcom that aired on the Fox network from September 27 to December 6, 1992.[1]

that looks like an insanely bad show.

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



it's all on archive.org which i discovered accidentally while trying to find the wikipedia page (woops!)

Mescal
Jul 23, 2005

Midjack posted:

The name of the city is most probably derived from a hydronym.

Lake Tahoe? River Avon?

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

ColTim
Oct 29, 2011
Hanna meant that Cobain smelled like the deodorant Teen Spirit, which she and Tobi Vail, his then-girlfriend, had discovered during a trip to the grocery store.[13] Cobain said that he was unaware of the deodorant until months after the single was released, and had interpreted it as a revolutionary slogan, as they had been discussing anarchism and punk rock.[14]

Doom Mathematic
Sep 2, 2008

quote:

Quantum computing

A quantum computer is a computer that exploits quantum mechanical phenomena.

At small scales, physical matter exhibits properties of both particles and waves, and quantum computing leverages this behavior, specifically quantum superposition and entanglement, using specialized hardware that supports the preparation and manipulation of quantum states.

Classical physics cannot explain the operation of these quantum devices, and a scalable quantum computer could perform some calculations exponentially faster than any modern "classical" computer. In particular, a large-scale quantum computer could break widely used encryption schemes and aid physicists in performing physical simulations; however, the current state of the art is largely experimental and impractical, with several obstacles to useful applications. Moreover, scalable quantum computers do not hold promise for many practical tasks, and for many important tasks quantum speedups are proven impossible.

The basic unit of information in quantum computing is the qubit, similar to the bit in traditional digital electronics. Unlike a classical bit, a qubit can exist in a superposition of its two "basis" states, which loosely means that it is in both states simultaneously. When measuring a qubit, the result is a probabilistic output of a classical bit. If a quantum computer manipulates the qubit in a particular way, wave interference effects can amplify the desired measurement results. The design of quantum algorithms involves creating procedures that allow a quantum computer to perform calculations efficiently and quickly.

Physically engineering high-quality qubits has proven challenging. If a physical qubit is not sufficiently isolated from its environment, it suffers from quantum decoherence, introducing noise into calculations. Paradoxically, perfectly isolating qubits is also undesirable because quantum computations typically need to initialize qubits, perform controlled qubit interactions, and measure the resulting quantum states. Each of those operations introduces errors and suffers from noise, and such inaccuracies accumulate.

National governments have invested heavily in experimental research that aims to develop scalable qubits with longer coherence times and lower error rates. Two of the most promising technologies are superconductors (which isolate an electrical current by eliminating electrical resistance) and ion traps (which confine a single ion using electromagnetic fields).

In principle, a non-quantum (classical) computer can solve the same computational problems as a quantum computer, given enough time. Quantum advantage comes in the form of time complexity rather than computability, and quantum complexity theory shows that some quantum algorithms for carefully selected tasks require exponentially fewer computational steps than the best known non-quantum algorithms. Such tasks can in theory be solved on a large-scale quantum computer whereas classical computers would not finish computations in any reasonable amount of time. However, quantum speedup is not universal or even typical across computational tasks, since basic tasks such as sorting are proven to not allow any asymptotic quantum speedup. Claims of quantum supremacy have drawn significant attention to the discipline, but are demonstrated on contrived tasks, while near-term practical use cases remain limited.

Optimism about quantum computing is fueled by a broad range of new theoretical hardware possibilities facilitated by quantum physics, but the improving understanding of quantum computing limitations counterbalances this optimism. In particular, quantum speedups have been traditionally estimated for noiseless quantum computers, whereas the impact of noise and the use of quantum error-correction can undermine low-polynomial speedups.

No citations whatsoever for even the most elementary introductory statements about quantum computing?

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



Doom Mathematic posted:

No citations whatsoever for even the most elementary introductory statements about quantum computing?

and clutter the incredible opening 'a quantum computer is a computer that computes with quantums' summary?

laserghost
Feb 12, 2014

trust me, I'm a cat.

Weird Al - It's all about Quantums.mp3

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
what kinda quark you got in there, a neutrino?

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

Doom Mathematic posted:

No citations whatsoever for even the most elementary introductory statements about quantum computing?

smells like ChatGPT

Doom Mathematic
Sep 2, 2008
Hah, the page on string theory is the same:

quote:

In physics, string theory is a theoretical framework in which the point-like particles of particle physics are replaced by one-dimensional objects called strings. String theory describes how these strings propagate through space and interact with each other. On distance scales larger than the string scale, a string looks just like an ordinary particle, with its mass, charge, and other properties determined by the vibrational state of the string. In string theory, one of the many vibrational states of the string corresponds to the graviton, a quantum mechanical particle that carries the gravitational force. Thus, string theory is a theory of quantum gravity.

String theory is a broad and varied subject that attempts to address a number of deep questions of fundamental physics. String theory has contributed a number of advances to mathematical physics, which have been applied to a variety of problems in black hole physics, early universe cosmology, nuclear physics, and condensed matter physics, and it has stimulated a number of major developments in pure mathematics. Because string theory potentially provides a unified description of gravity and particle physics, it is a candidate for a theory of everything, a self-contained mathematical model that describes all fundamental forces and forms of matter. Despite much work on these problems, it is not known to what extent string theory describes the real world or how much freedom the theory allows in the choice of its details.

String theory was first studied in the late 1960s as a theory of the strong nuclear force, before being abandoned in favor of quantum chromodynamics. Subsequently, it was realized that the very properties that made string theory unsuitable as a theory of nuclear physics made it a promising candidate for a quantum theory of gravity. The earliest version of string theory, bosonic string theory, incorporated only the class of particles known as bosons. It later developed into superstring theory, which posits a connection called supersymmetry between bosons and the class of particles called fermions. Five consistent versions of superstring theory were developed before it was conjectured in the mid-1990s that they were all different limiting cases of a single theory in 11 dimensions known as M-theory. In late 1997, theorists discovered an important relationship called the anti-de Sitter/conformal field theory correspondence (AdS/CFT correspondence), which relates string theory to another type of physical theory called a quantum field theory.

One of the challenges of string theory is that the full theory does not have a satisfactory definition in all circumstances. Another issue is that the theory is thought to describe an enormous landscape of possible universes, which has complicated efforts to develop theories of particle physics based on string theory. These issues have led some in the community to criticize these approaches to physics, and to question the value of continued research on string theory unification.

Great stuff everybody, 477 words of completely uncited guff.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Kazinsal posted:

smells like ChatGPT

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Look, it's Wikipedia -- everyone knows that you shovel out the articles on important scientific concepts so you can save time for your 50,000-word, impeccably-cited article on your favorite season of an '80's Australian children's program, then get back to arguing about which adult-film industry awards are sufficient to make their recipients notable

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Doom Mathematic posted:

Hah, the page on string theory is the same:

Great stuff everybody, 477 words of completely uncited guff.

I mean, string theory is pretty much guff.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

string theory's intro has been like that for years. Nobody who writes about physics on wikipedia is paying attention to that article when they can go in depth on more esoteric poo poo, and nobody else wants to do a physics article about something they have no knowledge of

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

haveblue posted:

what kinda quark you got in there, a neutrino?

lol

Mescal
Jul 23, 2005

Kazinsal posted:

smells like ChatGPT

I smell like ChatGPT and I disagree. The kinds of people who've written paragraphs on String theory and chemistry from memory are easy to mistake stylistically for GPT. But these wikipedia entries on this kind of STEM topic are written by amateurs giving a combination of oddly stale and sometimes groundbreaking stuff. The genre of writing is utterly familiar to me, and the larger number of examples are older than GPT's popularity.

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Antivehicular posted:

Look, it's Wikipedia -- everyone knows that you shovel out the articles on important scientific concepts so you can save time for your 50,000-word, impeccably-cited article on your favorite season of an '80's Australian children's program, then get back to arguing about which adult-film industry awards are sufficient to make their recipients notable

dang wikipedia sounds cool af

cartoons and pornos on the internet, i think i'll sign up!

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



though both are infrequently used and context will normally be sufficient to distinguish time from pressure values.

Mescal
Jul 23, 2005

Tower bell ringers' enthusiasm for practising the complicated algorithms of change ringing can easily exceed the neighbours' patience, so in the days before modern sound control handbells offered them a way to continue ringing without causing annoyance. It was also more pleasant for the ringers to learn and practise in the warmth of the local pub rather than in a cold tower in winter.[4]

ColTim
Oct 29, 2011
Samples' most famous bit was as a used car salesman, inviting callers to call an older five-digit phone number, BR-549, which in the show's later years was changed to BR-1Z1Z.

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

Mescal posted:

I smell like ChatGPT and I disagree. The kinds of people who've written paragraphs on String theory and chemistry from memory are easy to mistake stylistically for GPT. But these wikipedia entries on this kind of STEM topic are written by amateurs giving a combination of oddly stale and sometimes groundbreaking stuff. The genre of writing is utterly familiar to me, and the larger number of examples are older than GPT's popularity.

yeah it doesn't really read like gpt. unsurprisingly it reads more like an inconsistently edited combination of pseudoacademic authors

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Beeftweeter posted:

yeah it doesn't really read like gpt. unsurprisingly it reads more like an inconsistently edited combination of pseudoacademic authors

no worries, chatgpt is gonna get there soon enough

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

Carthag Tuek posted:

no worries, chatgpt is gonna get there soon enough

i mean it kind of already has, the problem is more with word choice i guess. like even though inherently gpt is using the most probable word, it also generally seems to be targeting a certain level of reading comprehension if you don't specify any kind of particular style

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Beeftweeter posted:

i mean it kind of already has, the problem is more with word choice i guess. like even though inherently gpt is using the most probable word, it also generally seems to be targeting a certain level of reading comprehension if you don't specify any kind of particular style

surprisingly "blogger who wears a tie when writing" and "actual newspaper columnist who is kind of dumb" turned out to have the same style

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