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On The Internet: Jun 27, 2023

A Fancy Hat posted:

And the only way this could be funnier is if Tony somehow threw a punch and knocked out Punk.

This is actually exactly what happened and the cause of the apparent 10 minute delay.

Page snipe. CM Punk is a CM lil bitch

# ? Sep 1, 2023 14:26

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# ? May 24, 2024 14:27

Saucer Crab: Apr 3, 2009

Joe rules and should have won that match 1000%

# ? Sep 1, 2023 14:30

projecthalaxy: Dec 27, 2008; Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son

Punk the coolest guy + worth it 1000%

# ? Sep 1, 2023 14:31

disaster pastor: May 1, 2007

It's hilarious that wrestling is such a ridiculous industry that we're going to wait and see if "lunging at" your boss for telling you to stop physically assaulting a coworker is a punishable offense.

# ? Sep 1, 2023 14:31

BodyMassageMachine: Nov 24, 2006

All this Punk news keeps coming in but i�m still :lol:

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Big Coffin Hunter posted:

Edit: Bread Club 4 Lyfe

# ? Sep 1, 2023 14:32

Saucer Crab: Apr 3, 2009

disaster pastor posted:

It's hilarious that wrestling is such a ridiculous industry that we're going to wait and see if "lunging at" your boss for telling you to stop physically assaulting a coworker is a punishable offense.

It is but Punk will lawyer up and who knows how insane his contract wording is? They're also used to dealing with CBA stuff with the Jags where these things take time to make sure you've got everything square.

# ? Sep 1, 2023 14:40

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Saucer Crab posted:

Joe rules and should have won that match 1000%

# ? Sep 1, 2023 15:23

Big Coffin Hunter: Aug 13, 2005

I can't imagine Punk could have been convinced to go out there to do a job

# ? Sep 1, 2023 15:28

Gaz-L: Jan 28, 2009

"Get out there and I'll let you do the loving Plunge and pin me"

# ? Sep 1, 2023 15:36

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012

Joe: "If you don't get out there, I will kill you and your stupid dog!"

Punk: "Oh no, not Ace!"

# ? Sep 1, 2023 15:41

Oil!: Nov 5, 2008; Der's e'rl in dem der hills!; Ham Wrangler

disaster pastor posted:

It's hilarious that wrestling is such a ridiculous industry that we're going to wait and see if "lunging at" your boss for telling you to stop physically assaulting a coworker is a punishable offense.

I'm the territory days it would either get you stabbed or the title.

# ? Sep 1, 2023 15:53

Long-Time Lurker: May 20, 2021; readin'-but-not-postin'-jones

https://twitter.com/DrainBamager/status/1697566526143135798?t=LGsKDT5idU_05E0lbBSXyw&s=19

Punk heard Perry's explanation and thought he was making a dig at his excuse for shooting on Hangman in Greensboro.

# ? Sep 1, 2023 15:53

Big Coffin Hunter: Aug 13, 2005

Long-Time Lurker posted:

https://twitter.com/DrainBamager/status/1697566526143135798?t=LGsKDT5idU_05E0lbBSXyw&s=19

Punk heard Perry's explanation and thought he was making a dig at his excuse for shooting on Hangman in Greensboro.

If it was I'm an even bigger fan of Cactus Jack Perry now

# ? Sep 1, 2023 16:12

reignofevil: Nov 7, 2008

This punk fellow is sounding very sane. Very much the seasoned veteran who doesn't get plussed about anything.

# ? Sep 1, 2023 16:12

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

he ought to get minussed if you know what i mean. not a threat or wish for anything very bad. i was thinking on the level of being removed from a building or banned from an event. don't put words in my mouth

# ? Sep 1, 2023 16:20

Rarity: Oct 21, 2010; ~*4 LIFE*~

reignofevil posted:

This punk fellow is sounding very sane. Very much the seasoned veteran who doesn't get plussed about anything.

He's just here to help the young guys get over

# ? Sep 1, 2023 16:20

post hole digger: Mar 21, 2011

Chris James 2 posted:

Dave posted his summary of the brawl. In terms of new stuff:

Someone who wasn't a wrestler but was there said Tony screamed at Punk to let Perry go, and after they were separated/while they were being held back Punk lunged at Tony (which was around the time the monitors fell on him) and shouted "I quit"
People think higher of Joe now for how he handled things/getting Punk into doing the match
Kenny was the only one who said he was ready to go first and made the offer. Tony asked and Bucks weren't, FTR weren't, Ospreay weren't, Jericho wasn't (especially with Fozzy for the entrance). Few if any were told why they were asked to go first because they knew people would be pissed when they found out Punk did this again, but word spread quick after the discussions
Punk's side is the only side saying he left the building on his own/that he wasn't kicked out

# ? Sep 1, 2023 16:24

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

Charmin Man Punk

# ? Sep 1, 2023 16:25

Goblin Queen: Mar 6, 2006; Goblin deez nuts amirite ladies?

I hope they show the tape this weekend

# ? Sep 1, 2023 16:26

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

it seems like this one is a work to me.

# ? Sep 1, 2023 16:33

SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007; Grimey Drawer

I'm so thankful for this place if for no other reason than I don't think anyone here is actually still defending Punk at this point.

Like holy poo poo what a loser.

# ? Sep 1, 2023 16:38

A Fancy Hat: Nov 18, 2016; Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

Rarity posted:

He's just here to help the young guys get over

Hey, if Punk does leave after this, just look at how many young people he put over!

He beat:

Darby, Hobbs, Garcia, Lee Moriarty, Wardlow, and Max Caster (admittedly, one of these things is not like the other ones)

And although he may have lost to MJF and Ricky Starks don't worry; he got his wins back later.

# ? Sep 1, 2023 16:40

CaptainApathyUK: Sep 6, 2010

World Princess posted:

I hope they show the tape this weekend

I saw someone suggest the footage should be a QTV segment and I cant imagine anything more perfect now

"ROLL THE FOOTAGE!"

# ? Sep 1, 2023 16:48

post hole digger: Mar 21, 2011

Ace Steele turning off his phone and seeing how long he can collect that WFH paycheck before anyone notices he still works there.

# ? Sep 1, 2023 16:52

Rarity: Oct 21, 2010; ~*4 LIFE*~

SamuraiFoochs posted:

I'm so thankful for this place if for no other reason than I don't think anyone here is actually still defending Punk at this point.

Only cause Sydney Bottocks stopped posting

# ? Sep 1, 2023 16:54

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

anyone talk about cm punk saying dusty rhodes loved him and terry funk loved him so it doesn't matter who hates him? and he said owen hart called him in 1997 and said you look cool in that pic with stone cold.

# ? Sep 1, 2023 16:55

StarkRavingMad: Sep 27, 2001; Yams Fan

Chris James 2 posted:

Dave posted his summary of the brawl. In terms of new stuff:

Someone who wasn't a wrestler but was there said Tony screamed at Punk to let Perry go, and after they were separated/while they were being held back Punk lunged at Tony (which was around the time the monitors fell on him) and shouted "I quit"
People think higher of Joe now for how he handled things/getting Punk into doing the match
Kenny was the only one who said he was ready to go first and made the offer. Tony asked and Bucks weren't, FTR weren't, Ospreay weren't, Jericho wasn't (especially with Fozzy for the entrance). Few if any were told why they were asked to go first because they knew people would be pissed when they found out Punk did this again, but word spread quick after the discussions
Punk's side is the only side saying he left the building on his own/that he wasn't kicked out

lol

also Kenny stays winning, as always

# ? Sep 1, 2023 17:02

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

I�ll just be sad for Danhausen if he never gets to tag with Punk.

# ? Sep 1, 2023 17:40

HonorableTB: Dec 22, 2006

SamuraiFoochs posted:

I'm so thankful for this place if for no other reason than I don't think anyone here is actually still defending Punk at this point.

Like holy poo poo what a loser.

a good friend of mine is convinced all of the punk drama is a work. He was convinced MJF was a work (well, I guess it was? I didn't think it started out that way though), he was convinced the Rosa-Britt heat was a work (because they turned it into one for the reality show, I guess?), and he will absolutely not be convinced that the Punk stuff is anything but a work.

I get why he thinks that but also like, it's very frustrating. He's not even a punk fan, he just has a very serious case of wrestling brain

in other lols, everyone put on bangers for All In because Punk was an rear end in a top hat lol

https://twitter.com/DrainBamager/status/1697580398774305241?s=20

# ? Sep 1, 2023 19:40

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Joe joe joe joe

# ? Sep 1, 2023 19:48

That DICK!: Sep 28, 2010

# ? Sep 1, 2023 20:17

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

needs a commemorative plate

# ? Sep 1, 2023 20:18

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Long-Time Lurker posted:

https://twitter.com/DrainBamager/status/1697566526143135798?t=LGsKDT5idU_05E0lbBSXyw&s=19

Punk heard Perry's explanation and thought he was making a dig at his excuse for shooting on Hangman in Greensboro.

Locker. Room. Leader. Behavior.

# ? Sep 1, 2023 20:19