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I took a piss with such a length that I wish you heard Like the news these lovely days it was just absurd I sneezed and the stream pounded and got close Company wondered what I was up to my bros
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I posted again and the rhymes caused a stroke With exploding sounds in my mind some blood vessels broke Artificially, and mentally, conspicuously, indelibly My health is important to me so I rhyme more reservedly
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Sep 1, 2023 00:08
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suck the dick out of the semen crack another skull on the floor like he-man if you ever want to survive in this poo poo youve gotta be willing to take a fat cock hit
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Sep 1, 2023 00:35
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stomping and stamping my courier boots sand in my eyes and the sticker's unglued so who gives a gently caress if i take a peek into the contents meant to be discrete
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Sep 1, 2023 00:37
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In a land so seclusive and forested ran a river wherefore fjorded. The shitposts there lived untouched all were bombed in their gay nonesuch.
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Sep 1, 2023 00:38
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jamming and jamming and jamming and jamming ive got some apple preserves worth canning next to the peaches so sweet i've got candied but dont take a bite, they're only for me to eat
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Sep 1, 2023 00:40
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off to the bank stab the clerk take a fifty out of his networth
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Sep 1, 2023 00:41
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off to the bank that security guards shed no tear for false pig gods
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Sep 1, 2023 00:42
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i love posting in this thread it fights off the creeping dread so whence this thread finally dies so goes my soul, so goes my life
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Sep 1, 2023 00:43
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Mums the word, very surreptitiously I leave for the things you have candied With them in hand, I don't take a bite not quite yet Not until I complete my theft
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Sep 1, 2023 00:47
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I pull out my abacus and whistle for Joe Alights on my shoulder, a beautiful crow He pecks at the beads on this special occasion This clever jackdaw solves Bernoulli's equation
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Sep 1, 2023 01:27
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Hold onto your dicks The scissor man's in town To beguile you with his tricks Then trim your length right down
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Sep 1, 2023 01:33
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I looked up at the owl in the old oak tree It did not deign to look at me So I threw the neighbour's cat Now there's an owl feather in my hat
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Sep 1, 2023 01:37
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Owls, cats, crows and dicks What other creatures show their tricks Perhaps the noble bear enthralls By showing us his hairy balls
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Sep 1, 2023 01:43
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You will remember this for life: Just how quickly the moment dies, Becoming a slew as time ticks merrily In a few moments, you will be elderly
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Sep 1, 2023 01:46
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P01135809 Oh how I believe this is a wonderful time And as the court proceeds we all feel alright Prison just might be the thing that's in sight
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Sep 1, 2023 02:05
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plink and plonk the puck butts against ice so shivering it chills in an instant but the flow's flames burn and billow a single tire tread rips after it
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Sep 1, 2023 02:09
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cummy cummy youre so nice yummy yummy served on ice tummy tummy it's so full gummy gummy a mouthful
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Sep 1, 2023 03:15
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The neighbour's friends have brought their dog The neighbour's dog is not a fan I feel they could have foreseen this Made a "dogs keep fighting" plan.
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Sep 1, 2023 17:56
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last weeks dnd rolled a natural twenty a satanic game a haiku thats lame
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Sep 1, 2023 22:40
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This strange city of dreams rolls out before me and I roll with it, in it, of it.
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Sep 2, 2023 03:26
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I'm stoned and I can spit out verses like caveman philosophers, like Flintstone gangsters
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Sep 2, 2023 04:35
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a washer and a dryer sit in a tree c-y-c-l-i-n-g detergent dove, a dryer sheet's in then comes a two-in-one for the win
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Sep 3, 2023 21:36
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THE WASHER DRYER'S POUNDING THUD POW PLUNK THUD KOW TINK UNPLUG THIS HOT WHITE PLATED BEAST PUT IT OUT OF ITS THUDDIN' MISERY
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Sep 3, 2023 21:39
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Hanging upside down in the basement is this the life I imagined way back at 18?
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Sep 3, 2023 21:42
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At last, the sun is shining But summer has grown old The house is full of spiders Who've fled in from the cold
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Sep 4, 2023 11:00
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Sell your soul to Satan That should get at least ten Then we can buy cheap vodka And self-medicate again
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Sep 4, 2023 11:24
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In Hell but it's not so bad Safe streets out in the suburbs Decent football program at school Married but not in love
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Sep 4, 2023 12:14
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adorned with wax sat the strange old muser who mused with sax playing through all the confusion his fingers then palmed for the wrong note his soul absolved, the answer was nope
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Sep 4, 2023 12:18
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Mostly machine now. Plugged into Fox News, hearing about this perfidious plot, deeply concerned in Rural Idaho.
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Sep 4, 2023 12:44
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Feeling crushed by the weight of the world Cower like a whipped gimp who just learned Your mother doesn't have respect for safe words The grill is still on, their testicles burned
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Sep 4, 2023 12:50
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I stand atop a ladder of bodies they died not for me I asked not to kill them I can only ask to be a suitable rung 
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Sep 4, 2023 13:00
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Woe is me, despair, despair, despair So familiar it's like brushing my hair "Think instead of cheerful things, embrace positivity" I cannot stand your "therapy", your budget CBT is it poetry day?
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Sep 4, 2023 13:14
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Here I remain, victorious. All those other me's gone, absent, most vainglorious. Lessons in bad choices.
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Sep 4, 2023 13:17
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cock and ball therapy means strappin the jewels into the guillotine it's a new way of getting you to sing now tell me, what does this rorschach mean?
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Sep 4, 2023 13:59
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A dead man, a demon, a vagina that rejects me These are all things in inkblots I don't see There are bunnies and flowers, butterflies and birds And other vapid, empty, non-psychotic words day is fun
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Sep 4, 2023 14:48
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I once rued this world but I turned my poo poo around when I realized if this is farce then why not laugh?
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Sep 4, 2023 14:51
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Find your own life meaning and dedicate your days Explore your pleasure centres with hedonistic ways Embrace the true absurdity and laugh while getting by I'll wallow in the misery and just try not to die opinions expressed during day may not be aligned with the author
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My center of gravity connected to the Earth's center of gravity connected to the Sun's center of gravity.
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