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very risky blowjob
Sep 27, 2015

also every time they say "x and y made love" or whatever just mentally add "GAYLY"

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very risky blowjob
Sep 27, 2015

Poppers posted:

Gay people werent invented yet in 1928. Show some loving respect.

it's true greece wasn't invented until 1933

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
just use spit

very risky blowjob
Sep 27, 2015

normal boring sex scene --

"Eliza and Ezra rolled together into the one giggling snowball of full-figured copulation, screaming and shouting as they playfully bit and pulled at each other in a dangerous and clamorous rollercoaster coil of sexually violent rotation with Elizas breasts barrel-rolled across Ezras howling mouth and the pained frenzy of his bulbous salutation extenuating his excitement as it smacked its way into every muscle of Elizas body except for the otherwise central zone."

--becomes--

"Eliza and Ezra gayly rolled together into the one giggling gay snowball of full-figured gay copulation, screaming and shouting queenily as they playfully bit and pulled at each other in a dangerous and clamorous homo rollercoaster coil of sexually violent gay-rear end rotation with Elizas big gay guy breasts barrel-rolled across Ezras howling the word "homo" for a mouth and the pained gay frenzy of his bulbous mega-gay salutation extenuating his deadass queer excitement as it swishily smacked its way into every gay muscle of Elizas body except for the otherwise central gay zone."

much better. all thanks to imagination

Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022
the very risky blowjob live reading of this heterosexual porno book

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕
In some heterosexual forum they're reading Mr Benson and pretending that the Daddy is stone butch

ThatBasqueGuy
Feb 14, 2013

someone introduce jojo to lazyb


"do a barrel roll, tittily"

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

Ohtori Akio posted:

the very risky blowjob live reading of this heterosexual porno book

This book will rock your anus wide open. I think you should have a little more faith in me.

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

Reminder to all my haters and doubters this is the human being book club and not the LGBTQQIA2S+* rainbow alliance heckin wholesome book club

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
guess im not the straightest person itt anymore

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

Buttons please

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕

Poppers posted:

Buttons please

got one for you here

very risky blowjob
Sep 27, 2015

Poppers posted:

Reminder to all my haters and doubters this is the human being book club and not the LGBTQQIA2S+* rainbow alliance heckin wholesome book club

prove it. fight me in a mcdonalds parking lot irl

very risky blowjob
Sep 27, 2015

anyway ill get to bataille in a minute rn i'm reading a book about basketball

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

You love books about mens balls lol

very risky blowjob
Sep 27, 2015

Poppers posted:

You love books about mens balls lol

yeah because i actually read books that are gay, not just french

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

I take my teaching very seriously. You faggots will learn whether you like it or not.

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Poppers posted:

I take my teaching very seriously. You faggots will learn whether you like it or not.

very risky blowjob
Sep 27, 2015


[peggy hill voice] yo fuckar hombres' culos

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

BoothBaberGinsburg
Jan 4, 2021

nice obelisk idiot
May 18, 2023

funerary linens looking like dishrags

Poppers posted:

Gay people werent invented yet in 1928. Show some loving respect.
read some stuff by ef benson, and half of his short stories begin with describing that the guy is a bachelor, didn't care to get pinned down with a woman, really likes his hobbies, shares a cabin with a male companion to golf and more etc. in a tortuous way. soft selling the concept of a gay guy

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

Lol. The parable of the man who only spends time with other men

Gravid Topiary
Feb 16, 2012

quote:

I vigorously rubbed my cock through the trousers while writhing amorously on the floor
goon love :boom:

Gravid Topiary
Feb 16, 2012

very risky blowjob posted:

yeah because i actually read books that are gay, not just french

is it a book or a manga

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023


Lol

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

Fingerblasting your girlfriend while she hugs her mom (???) ftw

Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022
placed my library hold...guess i'll have to suffer through this one

very risky blowjob
Sep 27, 2015

Gravid Topiary posted:

is it a book or a manga

it's a book...........................................

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

Oh well Guess Ill read the most disgusting porn of all time Eeyore sounding rear end bitch

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022

Poppers posted:

Oh well Guess Ill read the most disgusting porn of all time Eeyore sounding rear end bitch

lol

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

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Gravid Topiary posted:

is it a book or a manga

Mangas are books

mark immune
Dec 14, 2019

put the teacher in the cope cage imo
extremely graphic novel

mark immune
Dec 14, 2019

put the teacher in the cope cage imo
or, porno graphic novel

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Poppers posted:

Oh well Guess Ill read the most disgusting porn of all time Eeyore sounding rear end bitch

Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022
stupid bitch picked the eye book because she couldn't quit smearing cum in her own

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

Cry about it to Jesus lol

very risky blowjob
Sep 27, 2015

Ohtori Akio posted:

stupid bitch picked the eye book because she couldn't quit smearing cum in her own

i did the math. this checks out

mark immune
Dec 14, 2019

put the teacher in the cope cage imo

Poppers posted:

Cry about it to Jesus lol

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tristeham
Jul 31, 2022

Poppers posted:

Cry about it to Jesus lol

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