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rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

fart simpson posted:

would it surprise to learn that i dont agree

nothing on this blasted hellscape of an earth surprises me anymore, fart smipson

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Gnossiennes
Jan 7, 2013


Loving chairs more every day!

perpetual stew/soup ghost kitchen called oops all jours

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
soup du years

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
all you can eat rear end

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

echinopsis posted:

all you can eat rear end

they already have your mom tho

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

startup that provides homes to homeless. you could call it one less less

AtomD
May 3, 2009

Fun Shoe
Communism as a Service

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

homelessness as a service

Zlodo
Nov 25, 2006
software as a disservice

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

genai for investor story time, it constantly grinds and emails ai generated pitch decks to VCs then let’s you know when one wants to set up a meeting then it gives you a pitch script and you get the seed funding. you could get hundreds of seed funds a week this way

as a service, i guess

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

genai to make your vc investment decisions, it constantly grinds through your emails to find pitch decks that fit your investment profile and sets up a meeting with the good ones, or maybe even just automatically disperses the seed funding. you could fund hundreds of startups a week this way

as a service, i guess

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


pay as you go water

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


microlending for food :whitewater:

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
rube finder : finds u a rube

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

pay as you go water

isn’t this just “water” ? where the heck do you live that your water bill isn’t metered

Perplx
Jun 26, 2004


Best viewed on Orgasma Plasma
Lipstick Apathy

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

microlending for food :whitewater:

Hed
Mar 31, 2004

Fun Shoe
rent-a-keeb. Try out mechanical keyboards, lease and return at any time.

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


Hed posted:

rent-a-keeb. Try out mechanical keyboards, lease and return at any time.

they get you on the seasoning removal fees

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

fart simpson posted:

isn’t this just “water” ? where the heck do you live that your water bill isn’t metered

an apartment building

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

fart simpson posted:

isn’t this just “water” ? where the heck do you live that your water bill isn’t metered

mine isn't.

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

fart simpson posted:

isn’t this just “water” ? where the heck do you live that your water bill isn’t metered

my landlord pays the water bill so i leave the sink on all day and just dip my cup under when i want some

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

fart simpson posted:

genai to make your vc investment decisions, it constantly grinds through your emails to find pitch decks that fit your investment profile and sets up a meeting with the good ones, or maybe even just automatically disperses the seed funding. you could fund hundreds of startups a week this way

as a service, i guess

text me

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


fart simpson posted:

isn’t this just “water” ? where the heck do you live that your water bill isn’t metered

lol yes I realised that like 2 mins later

I thought the food was a good one but well I guess I got beaten by the miserable reality of Pizza as a Service

outhole surfer
Mar 18, 2003

water taps that generates electricity from the water flowing through them

outhole surfer
Mar 18, 2003

ai hot water heaters.

not controlled by ai, but heated by ai accelerator chips churning away

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

nudgenudgetilt posted:

water taps that generates electricity from the water flowing through them

that was already a thing

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

rotor posted:

that was already a thing

so like youd have to make it mine bitcoin or make it rentable or something

Elder Postsman
Aug 30, 2000


i used hot bot to search for "teens"

nudgenudgetilt posted:

water taps that generates electricity from the water flowing through them

I think this is how modern water meters work

also it would reduce your water pressure as you pulled more energy out of the water flow

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

post hole digger posted:

my landlord pays the water bill so i leave the sink on all day and just dip my cup under when i want some

hell yeah

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

Pizza as a Service

https://github.com/RIAEvangelist/node-dominos-pizza-api

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
https://www.lowtechmagazine.com/2013/09/power-from-the-tap-water-motors.html

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

lol yes I realised that like 2 mins later

I thought the food was a good one but well I guess I got beaten by the miserable reality of Pizza as a Service

my water is free, suck it hellscape livers

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

fart simpson posted:

isn’t this just “water” ? where the heck do you live that your water bill isn’t metered

where I live it’s just free

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

you guys should run the tap all day and bottle and sell it. what are you doing

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
letting foreign companies do it for us :smugmrgw:

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

your leaving money on the table. some places pay up to $5 per cubic meter for the stuff

outhole surfer
Mar 18, 2003

my last apartment had all utilities included. power, water, gigabit internets. stored a camp chair in my bathroom and would sit under a hot shower for long enough to piss off captain planet

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


Uber for toilets. they could call it a dump truck.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
the ali express of research chems

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well-read undead
Dec 13, 2022

baby water

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