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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Do you think the piss man can yoga his arse wider than kirk?

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Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
I call him the “Juicy anus session” guy

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe

Karate Bastard posted:

Do you think the piss man can yoga his arse wider than kirk?

Who cares?
*UNLESS , He can do it "look mum; no hands" style*
that would be "yoyoyoyo gasmic"

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

https://i.imgur.com/uNXNPSQ.gif

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Who cares?

"Who cares"???

Smdh

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
But yeah, no handsing it would be impressive

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




It looks weird, but they can actually fit more kernels in that way

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

It’s a Vermont corn!

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Wanna see something kinda sad?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Android Apocalypse posted:

Wanna see something kinda sad?



I see a bold salesperson out there closing deals.

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




That’s only sad if you’re choosing to view it through the lens of someone struggling rather than someone just shooting their shot to get free poo poo, which is the more likely scenario

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

History Comes Inside! posted:

That’s only sad if you’re choosing to view it through the lens of someone struggling rather than someone just shooting their shot to get free poo poo, which is the more likely scenario

it's sad because this is what the world has been reduced to. greedy people begging others to give them more, because it works.

Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

INCOMING!
Venmo me ten bucks you loving losers

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Android Apocalypse posted:

Wanna see something kinda sad?




I've seen this IRL for "roadtrip across the country" or "newlywed! Finance our honeymoon!" Does this work?

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

It has a non-zero chance of working and it costs nothing except your pride

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

deep dish peat moss posted:

It has a non-zero chance of working and it costs nothing except your pride

Pride don't cost nothin'

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
What loving pride gimme

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug

Lt. Cock posted:

Venmo me ten bucks you loving losers

Sent to @littletinycock - did you get it or did I mess up the abbreviation?

JingleBells
Jan 7, 2007

Oh what fun it is to see the Harriers win away!

https://twitter.com/Toby_Christie/status/1697989013129265444

If you're wondering, his car went for a bit of a tumble:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoOuVPKNkYA

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Had no idea Dr Weir took up NASCAR

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
Absurd Pox Term
Rad Buxom Strep
     
Retard Ox Bumps
Borax Dumpster
     
Dares Box Trump

Android Apocalypse posted:

Wanna see something kinda sad?



happy birthday :)

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Why would he need eyes for NASCAR?

Maximum Sexy Pigeon
Jun 5, 2008

We must never speak of this!

"...What's the matter, smoothskin?"

WHY BONER NOW
Mar 6, 2016

Pillbug

There's a "she has a nice pair/pear" joke here somewhere but I can't think of it


Hey it's 2D from Gorillaz

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

i'm not here

this isn't happening
https://twitter.com/funcityventures/status/1697720422358212633?s=20

Doctor Bishop
Oct 22, 2013

To understand what happened at the diner, we use Mr. Papaya. This is upsetting because he is the friendliest of fruits.

WHY BONER NOW posted:

There's a "she has a nice pair/pear" joke here somewhere but I can't think of it

A juicy pear of lips

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Fly with me
Aug 19, 2006

Single-handedly repopulating the Earth.

https://i.imgur.com/5LmYqH3.mp4

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007


OSHA Surfer

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe
I'm assuming the bucket malfunctioned and they couldn't get back down?

The All the internet/cable/TV/power line-related companies around here now only have a single person come out to do jobs now, so I always wonder what'll happen to them when they inevitably get stuck in the air like that and have no backup.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
Burning Man is weak against water, who knew?


Will this be our next Fyre Festival? :pray:

Plan R
Oct 5, 2021

For Romeo

Somebody could just lower the picker but I guess that would spoil things.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Should have tied it off to the bucket



so we could watch the truck tip :haw:

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Telltolin posted:

the hornyposting can not be extricated from the bad deviantart, as like half a dozen closed threads and some bans would attest

always were very amusing threads imo

Weakness in moderation. Only a brutal yet fair idiot king could allow those threads to function, certain kinds of horny weirdos will take a mile if you give them an inch, like some inverse version of ye printer carrier of old

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!

SniperWoreConverse posted:

Weakness in moderation. Only a brutal yet fair idiot king could allow those threads to function, certain kinds of horny weirdos will take a mile if you give them an inch, like some inverse version of ye printer carrier of old

Just probate everyone who posts there by default, that way no one will escape the watchful glare of moderation.

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

prob one of the better sandman books

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
I'm th e lady with terrible posture

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