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Swilo
Jun 2, 2004
ANIME SUCKS HARD
:dukedog:
disturbing news about crab cousins

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yu-OIMJL1Hw

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Perhaps one day crabs can fly in the air, and not just the water :unsmith:

Horace Kinch
Aug 15, 2007

Captain Hygiene posted:

Perhaps one day crabs can fly in the air, and not just the water :unsmith:

in a more perfect world everything is underwater

OgNar
Oct 26, 2002

They tapdance not, neither do they fart

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Everyone wants to get their hands on those delicious frozen gas globules :sweatdrop:

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Captain Hygiene posted:

Everyone wants to get their hands on those delicious frozen gas globules :sweatdrop:

Was that what it turned out to be? I could have sworn I saw a video the still image is from.

Also, EVNautilus videos often have pretty amusing crab videos. (I wanted to say crab cameos, but is it a crab cameo when they hit a section that is all crab?)

Edit, this video’s blurb says it may be a new, to science, species of sea slug.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPrWAS2peoU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W92SB_SW9E0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvvN0lz-Mps

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzZU5LlwnlE

Bored fucked around with this message at 07:16 on Sep 3, 2023

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Can Italy eat its way out of a blue crab infestation?

On my way

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



https://twitter.com/crabspromenade/status/1699053321745838102

om nom nom nom

naem
May 29, 2011


a giant tweezer of the gods slowly hands me a deep dish extra large pepperoni pizza the size of my entire torso that I delicately take and stuff into my mouth in massive handfuls

Powerful Katrinka
Oct 11, 2021

an admin fat fingered a permaban and all i got was this lousy av

naem posted:

a giant tweezer of the gods slowly hands me a deep dish extra large pepperoni pizza the size of my entire torso that I delicately take and stuff into my mouth in massive handfuls

AKA, Tuesday

BasicLich
Oct 22, 2020

A very smart little mouse!
crebs

Squatch Ambassador
Nov 12, 2008

What? Never seen a shaved Squatch before?

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.



It looks positively furious, it would love to snip snop

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
https://twitter.com/kaninoiru/status/1699402435012542672

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtywtkQfGTo

OgNar
Oct 26, 2002

They tapdance not, neither do they fart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfnT9mUS6YM

Also mentions the dreaded 'decarcinization'.

OgNar fucked around with this message at 00:46 on Sep 8, 2023

Squatch Ambassador
Nov 12, 2008

What? Never seen a shaved Squatch before?

OgNar posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfnT9mUS6YM

Also mentions the dreaded 'decarcinization'.

loved this bit with the Mudskipper saving the crab

https://i.imgur.com/9Xg8z42.mp4

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!
https://i.imgur.com/zT7HE21.mp4

I don't think I've seen this delightful crab in here yet.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



PurpleXVI posted:

https://i.imgur.com/zT7HE21.mp4

I don't think I've seen this delightful crab in here yet.

My new crab hero :luca:

Swilo
Jun 2, 2004
ANIME SUCKS HARD
:dukedog:
he comes and goes pretty regularly

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

PurpleXVI posted:

https://i.imgur.com/zT7HE21.mp4

I don't think I've seen this delightful crab in here yet.

That shows up in the cute and blessed threads every now and then. And I have never watched it without hearing a little voice in my head saying “wheeeeeeeeeeee” every time it goes up.

Also, “delightful” is the perfect word to describe that crab.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
https://twitter.com/kanikkokan/status/1699984653426311341

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


I like the part where the delightful crab catches the stream a second time before landing. I wonder what his record is

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!

Bored posted:

And I have never watched it without hearing a little voice in my head saying “wheeeeeeeeeeee” every time it goes up.

I'm glad it's not just me.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




This crabbo feels like they came straight off of an airbrushed mural on the side of a van

mystes
May 31, 2006

Captain Hygiene posted:


This crabbo feels like they came straight off of an airbrushed mural on the side of a van
crabwave

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
Intrigued and terrified.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


You don’t understand scale.

Use $2 to buy a whole king crab.

In 6 months you have 250 crabs.

Put those into 250 piles.

6 months you have 6,250 crabs.

Pile them.

6 months you have 156k crabs.

Pile them.

6 mo you have 3.9MM crabs.

Sell them for $1 each.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



You want a clawpocalypse? Cuz that's how you get a clawpocalypse

Powerful Katrinka
Oct 11, 2021

an admin fat fingered a permaban and all i got was this lousy av

Captain Hygiene posted:

You want a clawpocalypse?

Yes

quote:

Cuz that's how you get a clawpocalypse

brb

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


The aclawcalypse.

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

What you are missing is the minimum order part. This is on the first page of search results on alibaba.com for "crab"


Powerful Katrinka
Oct 11, 2021

an admin fat fingered a permaban and all i got was this lousy av
What kind of rear end in a top hat buys less than a metric ton of king crab off Alibaba?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Time to order 20 or more tons of new friends :unsmith:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Double post for a fine looking crab :craboot:

https://twitter.com/crabspromenade/status/1700884214328275407

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/3KoLZga.mp4

Swilo
Jun 2, 2004
ANIME SUCKS HARD
:dukedog:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJfe_SWReK8

yay the kittens are safe

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




I always wonder what to call those eye stalks, it feels like setting the eyebrow sliders to a thousand

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