Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > MLB GDT Week 20: GRANDMA IS FREE
«‹›57 »
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Milovan Drecun
Apr 17, 2007
I masturbate in traffic.
Excited to see how much the ump scorecard favors the Rangers.

* # ? Sep 3, 2023 02:45
  • Quote
Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? Jun 11, 2024 00:49
  • Quote
KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

 Acuña loving smashed that

* # ? Sep 3, 2023 02:49
  • Quote
LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
RONALD.

* # ? Sep 3, 2023 02:49
  • Quote
FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







 Acuna with one of the hardest hit balls of the stat cast era apparently.

* # ? Sep 3, 2023 02:49
  • Quote
Tony Phillips
Feb 9, 2006
 Twins, WTF are you doing?

* # ? Sep 3, 2023 02:49
  • Quote
mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
lol eat poo poo bregman

* # ? Sep 3, 2023 02:50
  • Quote
...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Stop with the GIDPs goddammit :argh:

* # ? Sep 3, 2023 02:50
  • Quote
...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

mcmagic posted:

lol eat poo poo bregman

:(

Tony Phillips posted:

Twins, WTF are you doing?

:(

* # ? Sep 3, 2023 02:51
  • Quote
...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
STOP HITTING YORDAN YOU STUPID YANKEE MOTHERFUCKERS

* # ? Sep 3, 2023 02:54
  • Quote
Milovan Drecun
Apr 17, 2007
I masturbate in traffic.
Umpire hosed the Twins, they should have been out of that without a run scoring. Balls and strikes have been really inconsistent in favor of the Rangers since like the 3rd inning

* # ? Sep 3, 2023 02:56
  • Quote
Gerblederp
Dec 4, 2009

 Thanks for nothing García

* # ? Sep 3, 2023 02:57
  • Quote
...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Milovan Drecun posted:

Umpire hosed the Twins, they should have been out of that without a run scoring. Balls and strikes have been really inconsistent in favor of the Rangers since like the 3rd inning

That's the only reason the Rangers have won a single game all season :colbert:

* # ? Sep 3, 2023 02:57
  • Quote
...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Gerblederp posted:

Thanks for nothing García
* # ? Sep 3, 2023 02:57
  • Quote
Tony Phillips
Feb 9, 2006
 Blowing 3 and 4 run leads in the same game never backfires, M's. Love the plan!

* # ? Sep 3, 2023 02:58
  • Quote
Milovan Drecun
Apr 17, 2007
I masturbate in traffic.

...! posted:

That's the only reason the Rangers have won a single game all season :colbert:

It's true

* # ? Sep 3, 2023 02:58
  • Quote
LonesomeCrowdedWest
May 8, 2008
 Lol come the gently caress on blue jays. Get the first two outs, walk the next three, bases clearing triple and and rbi single

* # ? Sep 3, 2023 02:59
  • Quote
KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

 121.2 for Acuña's dinger

* # ? Sep 3, 2023 03:00
  • Quote
Tony Phillips
Feb 9, 2006
 OH HELL YES JP CRAWFORD TRIDENT TIME

* # ? Sep 3, 2023 03:02
  • Quote
YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
And the Mariners are back to crush the Mets' hopes & dreams

* # ? Sep 3, 2023 03:03
  • Quote
Doctor Skeleton
Nov 15, 2003

 LMAO hell yeah JP!

* # ? Sep 3, 2023 03:03
  • Quote
Penisaurus Sex
Feb 3, 2009

asdfghjklpoiuyt
JP suddenly finding a power stroke this season has been the best thing to watch.

* # ? Sep 3, 2023 03:03
  • Quote
Tatsuta Age
Apr 21, 2005

so good at being in trouble


 bases loaded no outs only giving up one run by elder feels like a big victory

* # ? Sep 3, 2023 03:04
  • Quote
LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
Glad Elder managed to wriggle out of that with only giving up one run

* # ? Sep 3, 2023 03:04
  • Quote
Gerblederp
Dec 4, 2009

LonesomeCrowdedWest posted:

Lol come the gently caress on blue jays. Get the first two outs, walk the next three, bases clearing triple and and rbi single

Absolute frauds

* # ? Sep 3, 2023 03:05
  • Quote
Tony Phillips
Feb 9, 2006
 No idea if I'm the only M's fan here old enough to remember JP Patches, but this is great.




Edit - 3 Outs, boys. GOMS GOMS GOMS

* # ? Sep 3, 2023 03:07
  • Quote
elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.

FizFashizzle posted:

Acuna with one of the hardest hit balls of the stat cast era apparently.

this is ridiculous

https://twitter.com/Braves/status/1698152466070777918?s=20

* # ? Sep 3, 2023 03:07
  • Quote
YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
WHAT THE gently caress VOGEY :psyduck:

* # ? Sep 3, 2023 03:10
  • Quote
Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Vogelbach is slow

* # ? Sep 3, 2023 03:10
  • Quote
YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
They got the ball to second base before Vogey was even in the drat shot :cripes:

Thanks for the hit though, Vogey 2.0

* # ? Sep 3, 2023 03:12
  • Quote
mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
asstros lose. you just hate to see it.

* # ? Sep 3, 2023 03:13
  • Quote
Tony Phillips
Feb 9, 2006
 The enemy of my enemy is my DA YANKKEEES WINNN!

* # ? Sep 3, 2023 03:13
  • Quote
...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Putting in Singleton instead of McCormick was suicidal. It's like Dusty wanted us to lose :wtf:

* # ? Sep 3, 2023 03:14
  • Quote
Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you
The Yankees haven't played with this kind of energy and fire in years

* # ? Sep 3, 2023 03:14
  • Quote
Penisaurus Sex
Feb 3, 2009

asdfghjklpoiuyt

YeahTubaMike posted:

They got the ball to second base before Vogey was even in the drat shot :cripes:

Thanks for the hit though, Vogey 2.0

it was Ty France-esque

* # ? Sep 3, 2023 03:16
  • Quote
Tony Phillips
Feb 9, 2006
 LOL. I've rooted for the Yankees AND Carlos Correa in the last couple minutes.

* # ? Sep 3, 2023 03:17
  • Quote
rickiep00h
Aug 16, 2010

BATDANCE


 If only Chapman could get the real-world consequences of being an enormous fuckup as much as he does on the ballfield.

* # ? Sep 3, 2023 03:19
  • Quote
MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

mcmagic posted:

asstros lose. you just hate to see it.

If only the Yanks were good then they might have had a chance to beat them in the playoffs

* # ? Sep 3, 2023 03:20
  • Quote
elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
walking Austin Barnes to set the bases full for Mookie Betts seems like bad strategy, i dunno

* # ? Sep 3, 2023 03:21
  • Quote
YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
Well, that was painful. Good job, Mariners.

* # ? Sep 3, 2023 03:21
  • Quote
Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? Jun 11, 2024 00:49
  • Quote
Doctor Skeleton
Nov 15, 2003

 GOMS baby! GOMS!

* # ? Sep 3, 2023 03:22
  • Quote
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply
The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > MLB GDT Week 20: GRANDMA IS FREE
«‹›57 »