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Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022

Poppers posted:

Cry about it to Jesus lol

i'm not the one crying from cumjunctivitis

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lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Poppers posted:

Cry about it to Jesus lol

Saraiguma
Oct 2, 2014
looking forward to next months book, 50 shades of Grey

Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022

Saraiguma posted:

looking forward to next months book, 50 shades of Grey

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

Yeah, okay. Get your trolling out now before Georges Bataille punches your dick and balls clean off. You will soon understand the error of your ways.

Gravid Topiary
Feb 16, 2012

Poppers posted:

Reminder to all my haters and doubters this is the human being book club and not the LGBTQQIA2S+* rainbow alliance heckin wholesome book club
poppers u should start a film club for rainbow alliance wholesome films and we can watch "But I'm A Cheerleader!" and "Pink Flamingos" and "Martyrs (2008)"

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

Wheezy laughing at the doctors office

quote:

That was the period when Simone developed a mania for breaking eggs with her behind. She would do a headstand on an armchair in the parlor, her back against the chair's back, her legs bent towards me, while I jerked off in order to come in her face. I would put the egg right on the hole in her rear end, and she would skillfully amuse herself by shaking it in the deep crack of her buttocks. The moment my come shot out and trickled down her eyes, her buttocks would squeeze together and she would come while I smeared my face abundantly in her rear end.

Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022
thats how your eyes got hosed up

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕
I smear my face abundantly in your rear end and do a very good job in that aspect of the scenario

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

I disapprove of smearing your face abundantly in rear end eggs but I will defend to the death your right to do it.

Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022
you love it and you're doing it right now

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

Lol jealous bitch

very risky blowjob
Sep 27, 2015

Poppers posted:

Wheezy laughing at the doctors office

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005


That's an incredibly hetero thing to post

very risky blowjob
Sep 27, 2015

rodbeard posted:

That's an incredibly hetero thing to post

trolling poppers is the gayest thing a man can do actually

Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022

very risky blowjob posted:

trolling poppers is the gayest thing a man can do actually

you want to make her an honest woman and have kids

very risky blowjob
Sep 27, 2015

Ohtori Akio posted:

you want to make her an honest woman and have kids

when i say i want her to stop lying i mostly mean that i just want her to shut up

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

I'm highly honest and highly fertile

studs n chuds
Aug 11, 2023

by Modern Video Games

(and can't post for 69 days!)

Ash Crimson posted:

*Guile voice* CHRONIC GOON

very risky blowjob
Sep 27, 2015

Poppers posted:

I'm highly honest and highly fertile

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NabkuN1Qktg

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

Lol jeez the freaks in this book are even more deranged than I had expected them to be. Lets break and enter into this sanitarium but strip off all our clothes for no discernible reason :evilbuddy:

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

The egg is the eye and the rear end in a top hat is gunpowder and piss is a gunshot.

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

The Milky Way is like sperm and urine

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕
me, interpreting the leather pride flag: "uhhh, the middle white line represents... uh... uhhhh...."

very risky blowjob
Sep 27, 2015

Poppers posted:

The egg is the eye and the rear end in a top hat is gunpowder and piss is a gunshot.

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
the fag majestic

Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

the fag majestic

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023



16-bit Butt-Head posted:

the fag majestic

Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022
sig test

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

Lol hell yeah :cheers:

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

Sorry for calling you masc earlier. I'm having a bad day but that was uncalled for.

Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022
its no worse than i expect from a retarded twink

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

I'm cis btw

Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022
fag thread, run by a hag

Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022
you should change the thread to sigs on by default

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

Not sure how I would do that... @vyelkin? Buttons please??

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023


The number of times this guy cums his freaking pants is off the chart btw. Could repost this gif about it all day.

FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022

Poppers posted:

The number of times this guy cums his freaking pants is off the chart btw. Could repost this gif about it all day.

theres other gifs too. i found out that.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Ohtori Akio posted:

you should change the thread to sigs on by default

Can you make your sig flash slower? My partner is photosensitive

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Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022

rodbeard posted:

Can you make your sig flash slower? My partner is photosensitive

oh is it at a bad speed for that. is there a speed that wont photosensitive someone but will still look like electronic flicker

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