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Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

sticksy posted:

That time Chelsea spent £115M on a new defensive midfielder who conceded a penalty on his debut

This reminded me of when Lazio bought Maximiano to be their first choice keeper and he got sent off for handling the ball outside the area within 5 minutes of his first match. He never played a league match again and got sent back to Spain.

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Literally Lewis Hamilton posted:

Joe Kinnear’s first press conference as Newcastle manager after being plucked out of obscurity where he calls a reporter a oval office within seconds

and he was right to. the oval office worked for the sun

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
neuer's face at the end

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7IMPsyQg6k

A Buffer Gay Dude
Oct 25, 2020

sticksy posted:

That time Chelsea spent £115M on a new defensive midfielder who conceded a penalty on his debut

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
That time super-agent and all around dickhead Mino Raiola got sick and was supposedly close to death, then reports came out that he had died, which he pointedly refuted on social media, then he actually died like the next day

UnfurledSails
Sep 1, 2011

Ronaldo hitting a freekick right at a wall comprised of the smallest player on the pitch and nobody else

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akUMCmNe3U0

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

UnfurledSails posted:

Ronaldo hitting a freekick right at a wall comprised of the smallest player on the pitch and nobody else

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akUMCmNe3U0

lmao

szary
Mar 12, 2014

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


Ulio
Feb 17, 2011



weak

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


Still true

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hadji murad
Apr 18, 2006
Lmfao


What’s the bottom advert for?

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards

hadji murad posted:

Lmfao


What’s the bottom advert for?

Think the bit that's cut off on the right is for a coffee company.

Edit: lavazza

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005




Marx Lenin says hello

https://www.transfermarkt.us/marx-lenin/profil/spieler/371994

joepinetree
Apr 5, 2012
https://fbref.com/en/players/f82517a8/Jhonatan-Jowjow

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

Festina lente

That's *almost* the worst name I've ever heard.

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

jeebus bob posted:

That's *almost* the worst name I've ever heard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dbi3--k4SM

Barry Shitpeas
Dec 17, 2003

there is no need
to be upset

Winner POTM July 2013
Kevin Lasagna

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
Andrea Agnelli proposing a subscription service for the last 15 min of a match

cagliostr0
Jun 8, 2020
Boa boa boa teng teng teng

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSyhDbV9wHo

Ulio
Feb 17, 2011



Brazilian named Marx Lenin, last place he played in was the Russian Pro League. Seems fine...



Is that Ronaldo's son?

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwgg--Ou-8

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

Festina lente
He goes by Tecatito but to me he will always be

Jesus Corona

(actually Jesus Manuel Corona because there's another guy about ten years older with the same name)

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

Festina lente
The something awful forums - > sports argument stadium - > the Jesus Corona

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


kyle lafferty being too much of a shagger even for italy

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
adebayor playing for real madrid

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



Thomas Graveson playing for Real Madrid

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


julien faubert playing for real madrid and falling asleep during a match

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí

greazeball posted:

Thomas Graveson playing for Real Madrid

gotta post the classics: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0L6HslVM7mE

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
Marcelo, who played for Real Madrid, needing Cristiano Ronaldo to open a water bottle for him

emjayo
Apr 11, 2013

gunnersaurus moment of silence

Ungratek
Aug 2, 2005


Carlos Tevez has refusing to learn to speak English during his time in the Premier League as he blamed the country for his uncle’s descent into alcoholism after fighting in the Falklands War.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


He was probably right

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Ungratek posted:

Carlos Tevez has refusing to learn to speak English during his time in the Premier League as he blamed the country for his uncle’s descent into alcoholism after fighting in the Falklands War.

I did not know this and I'm lolling

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Loving Africa Chaps posted:

I did not know this and I'm lolling

same lmao

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Just remembered to look at Chelsea's position in the table

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022

Ungratek posted:

Carlos Tevez has refusing to learn to speak English during his time in the Premier League as he blamed the country for his uncle’s descent into alcoholism after fighting in the Falklands War.

lol

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

Thanks Ants posted:

Just remembered to look at Chelsea's position in the table

https://twitter.com/nocontextfooty/status/1698390396651409598

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Yoann Gourcuff injuring his hand high fiving a team mate being subbed off

whoever it was that tried drilling their infected toe making things much worse. possibly the same footballer burning his face after microwaving a whole egg and having it explode in his face

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