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the last time I bought from a dealer was such a poo poo experience I've decided its better to drive out of state to stock up than deal with how a particular individual is feeling that day. I messaged them, they gave me a time to meet at their selling apartment. Business as usual, cool. I showed up a little early and didn't see their usual ride, so I just sat and chilled until I saw them roll in. no cars rolled in. after waiting like a half hour I finally get a message saying "wya??????" and I replied that I was chilling down the street. I went to the door and the dude is obv pissed off and just throws some random buds into some toilet paper and pushes it into my hands and shoves me out the door. like wtf I always gave this dude a little extra and always showed up exactly on time and was out as soon as the deal was done why the gently caress are you being so pissy and just giving me a random handful of buds wrapped in literal toilet paper gently caress that I'll make the drive to an actual storefront goddamn
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my last dealer was a good friend of my girlfriend and I's and my only real negative experience was knowing that if I just went and got a med card he'd stop ripping me off, but he shot himself in the head over onlyfans and weed is legal now so 
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Sep 2, 2023 06:02
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My only dealer experience in Thailand was when my boss wanted me to bake her some weed brownies, so she arranged for her dealer to deliver weed to my place. Weed was legal at this point, so it would have been so much loving easier for me to just like go to a store and have her pay me back, but no she insisted on using her dealer because he was cheaper than the shop prices. This led to multiple hours of me sitting around my house waiting for this guy to show up. I got like 3-5 calls from him, but he only spoke Thai and despite me doing my best to explain my address, that I was at home, and that yes the weed could be delivered now, I still had no idea when this loving thing was going to happen. Eventually I figured it was just never showing up and started settling in for the night when suddenly my doorbell was ringing and there he was several hours late. Frustrating as gently caress. My boss actually expected me to use this guy to buy my own weed and I was just like nope.
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Sep 2, 2023 06:06
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i dont have to gently caress with dealers anymore thank goodness
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gummy update: if only they knew the power of $20/g distillate. my god, gelatin is so cheap. society would crumble
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First episode with Sam Watterson in law and order, thus beginning the golden era of the show. I'd forgotten what a difference he was compared to Stone.  LMAO he's got a motorcycle helmet and a history of 3 former staffers as exes. They leaned into him being a cool bad boy lawyer. Id forgotten Carth Dookie fucked around with this message at 09:29 on Sep 2, 2023 |
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MrQwerty posted:my last dealer was a good friend of my girlfriend and I's and my only real negative experience was knowing that if I just went and got a med card he'd stop ripping me off, but he shot himself in the head over onlyfans and weed is legal now so ... There's gotta be more to this story
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hope and vaseline posted:... There's gotta be more to this story Too many drugs over 20 years, too many tries with a girl that wasn't working, too many sleep problems. Too many loving guns in the house, too. MrQwerty fucked around with this message at 11:25 on Sep 2, 2023 |
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Sep 2, 2023 11:22
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Revins posted:as far as excercise goes weed + swimming is best though Code Jockey posted:I do! Never shopped for distillate before but I want to make these as a changeup to my cookies (which absolutely reek going in and as much going out)
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Sep 2, 2023 11:53
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I threw a chunk of weed butter in with my oatmeal and ate it, spent about an hour & a half worrying that it wouldn't work because the butter was a little old, then spent a good 7-8 hours watching Jaime French movie reviews & laughing so hard I could barely breathe. Maybe one day I won't worry that I've ruined my butter somehow. Maybe.
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Sep 2, 2023 16:51
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MrQwerty posted:Too many drugs over 20 years, too many tries with a girl that wasn't working, too many sleep problems. too many mental health issues in this state and too few resources to address them as well, especially nowadays. sorry to hear about the loss of your friend
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Sep 2, 2023 23:31
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I used to have a twice yearly trip to Denver and boy did I love stocking up at the dispensary and then eating a ton of edibles and drinking weed infused sodas and watching HBO in the hotel room.
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Sep 3, 2023 06:12
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Did 3g of weed to 100g of butter and made 18 cookies from that. I only ate one, but I went on a loving journey last night.
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I'm kind of tempted to make weed deviled eggs. Like, yeah deviled eggs usually don't have butter in them, but like...why not?
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YeahTubaMike posted:I'm kind of tempted to make weed deviled eggs. Like, yeah deviled eggs usually don't have butter in them, but like...why not? Oh brother, that sounds amazing.
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Sep 3, 2023 20:54
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Make infused mayo instead of butter?
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Sep 3, 2023 20:56
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You can call them Devil's Leggs as in devil's lettuce eggs
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redshirt posted:Oh brother, that sounds amazing. Plus, I just started my period so I have an excuse. My only thing is, I don't want to build up a tolerance, and I just had edibles on Friday. WithoutTheFezOn posted:Make infused mayo instead of butter? Maybe next time. I need to diversify.
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YeahTubaMike posted:Plus, I just started my period so I have an excuse. My only thing is, I don't want to build up a tolerance, and I just had edibles on Friday. Friday was like forever ago.
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Aha, I knew it! I've done (and enjoyed!) this before.me, on May 29 posted:sitting here, thinking about making deviled eggs with weed butter Good job taking notes, past-me. edit: deep dish peat moss posted:You can call them Devil's Leggs as in devil's lettuce eggs I like it! YeahTubaMike fucked around with this message at 21:20 on Sep 3, 2023 |
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This wintermint is so strong it feels like it counts as brushing my teeth
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but it doesn't, so please brush your teeth.
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It's a joke, doofus
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SilvergunSuperman posted:It's a joke, doofus I believe you, but this IS the goon forum. Its mostly to remind the keyboard goopers etc.
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my current dongtyping record is 31 wpm. it's harder than it looks. eheheh
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There used to be a time when weed was highly illegal and could be difficult to obtain.....
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redshirt posted:There used to be a time when weed was highly illegal and could be difficult to obtain..... Yeah it fuckin sucked!!!
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I once agreed to buy weed from a homeless juggalo I met at a bus stop and walked 3 miles with him to his "apartment" which was like just a Peter Pan style den of juggalo kids and then he brought me to another apartment in the same complex where a bunch of strung out shirtless tweakers were passed out everywhere and I met a woman who called herself "queen" who made me smoke a bowl to prove I wasn't a cop before finally selling me weed. Things are way better now
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For several years in Boston my weed hookup was an exterminator - "The Bug Man". And I always wondered how much toxic chemicals he casually transferred over to the lovely weed.
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deep dish peat moss posted:I once agreed to buy weed from a homeless juggalo I met at a bus stop and walked 3 miles with him to his "apartment" which was like just a Peter Pan style den of juggalo kids and then he brought me to another apartment in the same complex where a bunch of strung out shirtless tweakers were passed out everywhere and I met a woman who called herself "queen" who made me smoke a bowl to prove I wasn't a cop before finally selling me weed. I had a weed boondoggle like that, some hillbilly at the disc golf course said he could get me some weed, he directed me to meet him at this dive bar down the highway. I ended up waiting at this lovely dive bar for 4 hours while this guy kept telling on the phone he was on his way. He eventually had me pick him up at his apartment and take him to get the weed, and it was lovely shwag. I realized in the daytime hours some months later that the bar had a confederate flag flying in the driveway...what a dumb night.
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Threw two grams of GG4 distillate into a chocolate chip cookie "just add butter and egg" mix, A+ how many have I had? How should I know what is "math"
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Waffle! posted:I envy you, friend. I don't miss the days of waiting at a gas station parking lot after midnight just to buy some lovely shwag. Or "dealer time" when five minutes could mean anywhere from fifteen to an hour. Or having to go with the guy as he does burnouts at every green light. Reading this post in the parking lot of a circle k waiting on the weed man who's already rescheduled for two hours late
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MrQwerty posted:lmao @ making a carrying case and weed tools purposely look like a 50's shootup rig Were we... Not meant to do that? 
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Karma Comedian posted:Reading this post in the parking lot of a circle k waiting on the weed man who's already rescheduled for two hours late Did he show up eventually?
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I'm gonna go to the dispensary and go ham on their deli-style flower specials today 
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well now I'm imagining they've got bales of pot there and they just slice off the requested amounts like they would at a delicatessen instead of manually picking out the buds haha
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dervival posted:well now I'm imagining they've got bales of pot there and they just slice off the requested amounts like they would at a delicatessen instead of manually picking out the buds haha Like a slowly turning weed hive
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a giant gyro meat cone made of wax, sitting in a windowed freezer "budtender dear sir, may I have 1 slab"
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MrQwerty posted:a giant gyro meat cone made of wax, sitting in a windowed freezer Just a giant loving nug spinning in place. You nod to the man and he breaks off a handful for you.
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