The Cursed Images Thread: A Dilbert themed ethics game created by Lockheed Martin

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Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

redshirt posted:

I'm the Picasso.

E: Wotta snipe, wow.

# ? Sep 3, 2023 09:11

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# ? May 31, 2024 02:48

SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

PurpleXVI posted:

Just probate everyone who posts there by default, that way no one will escape the watchful glare of moderation.

With some of the poo poo they were posting those permas were just, lol. Never should have got that far

A tragedy goons of all people are too hosed up to be allowed to have "Clifford the big red slut" gang tags :colbert:

# ? Sep 3, 2023 10:14

History Comes Inside!: Nov 20, 2004

PurpleXVI posted:

Just probate everyone who posts there by default, that way no one will escape the watchful glare of moderation.

That�s basically what happened in the end because the only people who could stand to be there were the creeps posting their whack stash and getting off on �freaking out the normies� or whatever

# ? Sep 3, 2023 12:42

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

SniperWoreConverse posted:

A tragedy goons of all people are too hosed up to be allowed to have "Clifford the big red slut" gang tags

I'm sorry but this is actually really funny.

# ? Sep 3, 2023 12:47

DrPossum: May 15, 2004; i am not a surgeon

Fly with me posted:

https://i.imgur.com/5LmYqH3.mp4

That went about 1000x better than I expected, to be honest.

# ? Sep 3, 2023 13:17

Antigravitas: Dec 8, 2019; Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

ITT

# ? Sep 3, 2023 13:34

caspergers: Oct 1, 2021

Scratch Monkey posted:

You can call me Great Thing, cuz I always cum in pears

# ? Sep 3, 2023 19:16

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

OMFG FURRY posted:

prob one of the better sandman books

Um excuse me this is clearly from the spinoff series Lucifer in this video essay I will lay out the timeline that

# ? Sep 3, 2023 21:36

Lt. Cock: May 28, 2005; INCOMING!

Alucard posted:

Sent to @littletinycock - did you get it or did I mess up the abbreviation?

Mods please ultimate ban this poster for being mean to me

# ? Sep 3, 2023 21:46

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

that's definitely form the main series. I liked it a lot but it often had wonky art lol.

# ? Sep 3, 2023 21:47

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007

Takes No Damage posted:

Um excuse me this is clearly from the spinoff series Lucifer in this video essay I will lay out the timeline that

That image is definitely from Sandman. But is also the genesis of the spin offs.

# ? Sep 3, 2023 21:48

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

redshirt posted:

That image is definitely from Sandman. But is also the genesis of the spin offs.

Been a while since I read through the main series and still haven't finished Lucifer, I just assumed it was from an issue I hadn't got to yet :negative:

Milo and POTUS posted:

that's definitely form the main series. I liked it a lot but it often had wonky art lol.

Was pretty disappointed that the big final storyline had a sketchy cubist style rather than the more detailed realistic line drawings from the first couple of arcs:

# ? Sep 3, 2023 22:13

BaldDwarfOnPCP: Jun 26, 2019; by Pragmatica

The posture is actually a chair. She's not that hunched it's a high-backed chair, not sure everyone sees that.

# ? Sep 3, 2023 22:41

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

i mean her neck craned like that is definitely not great

# ? Sep 3, 2023 23:57

Scratch Monkey: Oct 25, 2010; 👰Proč bychom se netě�ili🥰kdy� n�m P�n Bůh🙌🏻zdrav� d�💪?

Takes No Damage posted:

Been a while since I read through the main series and still haven't finished Lucifer, I just assumed it was from an issue I hadn't got to yet

Was pretty disappointed that the big final storyline had a sketchy cubist style rather than the more detailed realistic line drawings from the first couple of arcs:

vs

I accidentally said the same thing directly to Marc Hempel without realizing it was him at a comic convention in the mid 90s

# ? Sep 4, 2023 00:01

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

Scratch Monkey posted:

I accidentally said the same thing directly to Marc Hempel without realizing it was him at a comic convention in the mid 90s

(he deserved it, though)

# ? Sep 4, 2023 00:46

Catastrophe: Oct 5, 2007; Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

# ? Sep 4, 2023 00:58

Decrepus: May 21, 2008; In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.

Catastrophe posted:

Butani bottom

# ? Sep 4, 2023 01:03

maybeadracula: Sep 9, 2022; by sebmojo

Catastrophe posted:

SPONGE BOB FLARE PANTS

# ? Sep 4, 2023 01:07

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Scratch Monkey posted:

I accidentally said the same thing directly to Marc Hempel without realizing it was him at a comic convention in the mid 90s

Oof size: Large

maybealabia posted:

SPONGE BOB FLARE PANTS

Burning sensation Down There? Better check for crabs.

# ? Sep 4, 2023 01:24

Cocaine Bear: Nov 4, 2011; ACAB

Catastrophe posted:

How is fire supposed to work at the bottom of the sea? FAKE!

# ? Sep 4, 2023 01:28

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

Scratch Monkey posted:

I accidentally said the same thing directly to Marc Hempel without realizing it was him at a comic convention in the mid 90s

# ? Sep 4, 2023 02:16

wesleywillis: Dec 30, 2016; SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Been slowly making my way through the "Companies circling the drain" thread in PYF and came across this a few weeks ago:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3762804&perpage=40&pagenumber=167#post471453464

# ? Sep 4, 2023 02:44

Paper Tiger: Jun 17, 2007; 🖨️🐯torn apart by idle hands

Ambassadorofsodomy posted:

Been slowly making my way through the "Companies circling the drain" thread in PYF and came across this a few weeks ago:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3762804&perpage=40&pagenumber=167#post471453464

# ? Sep 4, 2023 02:53

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Paper Tiger posted:

# ? Sep 4, 2023 03:37

PainterofCrap: Oct 17, 2002; hey bebe

Catastrophe posted:

Ever get Icy-Hot on your sack?

# ? Sep 4, 2023 03:58

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

McGavin posted:

I'm disagreeing with you hard here, I've been to a hotel with dinosaur robots and it was loving amazing.

There's also likely a staff member nearby who keeps watch and comes out to help if you need it. There was at the one I was at.

# ? Sep 4, 2023 04:14

ChthonicMasturbatr: Sep 29, 2021; born on a mountain
live in a cave
hugging and tugging
is all that i crave

PainterofCrap posted:

Ever get Icy-Hot on your sack?

Maybe it is because I am dead inside, but it feels fine & maybe even vaguely nice

# ? Sep 4, 2023 06:13

freelop: Apr 28, 2013; Where we're going, we won't need fries to see

Cocaine Bear posted:

How is fire supposed to work at the bottom of the sea? FAKE!

https://youtu.be/4J9BdL4A6oY?feature=shared

# ? Sep 4, 2023 06:39

The Mighty Moltres: Dec 21, 2012; Come! We must fly!

SulfurMonoxideCute posted:

I'm disagreeing with you hard here, I've been to a hotel with dinosaur robots and it was loving amazing.

There's also likely a staff member nearby who keeps watch and comes out to help if you need it. There was at the one I was at.

I hope the staff was armed. Because, you know, robot dinosaurs.

# ? Sep 4, 2023 08:42

Elviscat: Jan 1, 2008; Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Ambassadorofsodomy posted:

Misread Lou as Ron and hated it.

# ? Sep 4, 2023 08:56

Splicer: Oct 16, 2006; from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Scratch Monkey posted:

Nono I ordered a prickly pear.

# ? Sep 4, 2023 10:06

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Elviscat posted:

Misread Lou as Ron and hated it.

Same thing jesus

# ? Sep 4, 2023 10:11

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

Milo and POTUS posted:

Same thing jesus

Jesus Perlman?

# ? Sep 4, 2023 10:16

Mr. Fix It: Oct 26, 2000; 💀ayyy💀

Splicer posted:

Nono I ordered a prickly pear.

just don't let it shave for a few days

# ? Sep 4, 2023 13:14

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007

# ? Sep 4, 2023 13:22

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

https://i.imgur.com/1wVSrbr.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/5iSexdU.mp4

# ? Sep 4, 2023 13:36

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Ambassadorofsodomy posted:

Been slowly making my way through the "Companies circling the drain" thread in PYF and came across this a few weeks ago:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3762804&perpage=40&pagenumber=167#post471453464