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Farten Barfen
Dec 30, 2018

Facebook Aunt posted:

Your egg lore is weak. Smash mouth did not in fact eat as many eggs as he agreed to eat. He invited others up on stage to finish the eggs for him.

The situation is even more complex though. He had invited Guy Fieri to prepare the eggs. Guy Fieri added spice when the other guy wasn't looking. So poor smash mouth not only had to eat eggs, which he didn't like, the eggs were far too spicy for his taste. In the end it took 3 or 4 people to eat the eggs.

I thought I read that there was at least one fertilized egg in the mix and everybody got grossed out by a baby bird fetus. I have no idea about the veracity of that though

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Farten Barfen posted:

I thought I read that there was at least one fertilized egg in the mix and everybody got grossed out by a baby bird fetus. I have no idea about the veracity of that though

lmaooo cmon

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006
That's called balut and it's really creamy, but can be a bit weird to eat.

space uncle
Sep 17, 2006

"I don’t care if Biden beats Trump. I’m not offloading responsibility. If enough people feel similar to me, such as the large population of Muslim people in Dearborn, Michigan. Then he won’t"


Farten Barfen posted:

I thought I read that there was at least one fertilized egg in the mix and everybody got grossed out by a baby bird fetus. I have no idea about the veracity of that though

Yeah, Jon Hendren smuggled in several illegal balut and was going to force Harwell to eat it. This was later used as a plot point in both Shrek 2 and Fear Factor. Hendren’s plan backfired when everyone noticed his tiny phone and laughed at him.

Lazy_Liberal
Sep 17, 2005

These stones are :sparkles: precious :sparkles:

Farten Barfen posted:

I thought I read that there was at least one fertilized egg in the mix and everybody got grossed out by a baby bird fetus. I have no idea about the veracity of that though

yes this happened. you people act like you weren't watching the live stream

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Come get some street balut in Queens

https://twitter.com/jeffcanoy/status/751189722257563648?s=46&t=oql5ML5-7u4J72W8bn7HAw

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Lazy_Liberal posted:

yes this happened. you people act like you weren't watching the live stream

It's stolen valor is what it is.

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006
I don't know when the laws changed but you can balut easily nowadays.

Dachshundofdoom
Feb 14, 2013

Pillbug
I thought Balut was that bear in the Jungle Book

Paper Tiger
Jun 17, 2007

🖨️🐯torn apart by idle hands

Dachshundofdoom posted:

I thought Balut was that bear in the Jungle Book

No, you're thinking of the bear from TaleSpin

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Poops Mcgoots posted:

Okay, and Clint Eastwood's backing beat is a slightly adjusted omnichord sample and Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger heavily samples Cola Bottle Baby. But I don't think anyone diminishes the Gorillaz or Daft Punk's music for using those samples.

"Heavily samples"? It's closer to being a lovely remix, and it absolutely torpedoed my impression of Daft Punk as being good music. The original is a much better track.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiD39jo5Yo4

So there :colbert:

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Many of the cops hosed off when they got the rain forecast.

Burners are dumber than cops.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Facebook Aunt posted:

Your egg lore is weak. Smash mouth did not in fact eat as many eggs as he agreed to eat. He invited others up on stage to finish the eggs for him.

The situation is even more complex though. He had invited Guy Fieri to prepare the eggs. Guy Fieri added spice when the other guy wasn't looking. So poor smash mouth not only had to eat eggs, which he didn't like, the eggs were far too spicy for his taste. In the end it took 3 or 4 people to eat the eggs.

So when they invited Guy Fieri to cook the eggs was the fact that Fieri absolutely hates eggs part of the joke?

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




muscles like this! posted:

So when they invited Guy Fieri to cook the eggs was the fact that Fieri absolutely hates eggs part of the joke?

I think it was Mouth who hated eggs?

He said he'd do it if they raised $10,000 for charity. Which goons did practically instantly because goons like nothing more than charity and eggs. Then he said if you'all raise another $10,000 he'd get Guy to cook the eggs. To which goons said, "lol no" and the needle didn't move. Nobody wanted celebrity chef eggs. The ideal would have been plain boiled eggs. Then he invited Guy anyway and Guy ruined the eggs.

Modal Auxiliary
Jan 14, 2005

Deep Glove Bruno posted:

"I love real masculine straight dudes getting together, being straight, shaking hands, doing straight stuff, high-fiving each other without any women around to see. Just hanging around, being straight, not gay, only men. Not gay."

Big meaty men slappin' meat!

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Facebook Aunt posted:

I think it was Mouth who hated eggs?

He said he'd do it if they raised $10,000 for charity. Which goons did practically instantly because goons like nothing more than charity and eggs. Then he said if you'all raise another $10,000 he'd get Guy to cook the eggs. To which goons said, "lol no" and the needle didn't move. Nobody wanted celebrity chef eggs. The ideal would have been plain boiled eggs. Then he invited Guy anyway and Guy ruined the eggs.

Guy hates eggs. Not sure if S'Mouth does as well.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Lobok posted:

Guy hates eggs. Not sure if S'Mouth does as well.

A shameful guy. :douche:

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


https://twitter.com/PlayStationUK/status/1698682466494517563
Playstation UK x Bad Dragon promo for Spider-Man 2.

Diamonds On MY Fish
Dec 10, 2008

I WAS BORN THIS WAY

Can confirm. In 2001 I put on fairy wings and hopped around from camp to camp telling people I was the joint fairy and handing out joints. I was promptly arrested by BLM rangers on ATVs

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
https://twitter.com/LumpyTheCook/status/1698461446911180873?s=20

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/crulge/status/1698805740004077960?s=20

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Platystemon posted:

Many of the cops hosed off when they got the rain forecast.

Burners are dumber than cops
.

This is a loving devastating insult.

beaviss
Dec 20, 2021

https://twitter.com/VBikar/status/1697942437296062499

thiccabod
Nov 26, 2007


I'm the steelbook display case for a digital copy of the game

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬




Anytime I see a talented child on social media now, I feel the desire for CPS to review their home life.

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.





Did somebody say.... MEAT?

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1698504574682771783

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

Diamonds On MY Fish posted:

Can confirm. In 2001 I put on fairy wings and hopped around from camp to camp telling people I was the joint fairy and handing out joints. I was promptly arrested by BLM rangers on ATVs

i feel like i have a lot in common with the main character of white lotus bc i automatically parsed this as black lives matter and was really confused until i remembered that episode

Lazy_Liberal
Sep 17, 2005

These stones are :sparkles: precious :sparkles:

Lobok posted:

Guy hates eggs. Not sure if S'Mouth does as well.

i recall Steve mentioning that he had a big breakfast that day. he ate maybe like 4-5 spicy eggs at the most.

Seaniqua
Mar 12, 2004

"We'll see how the first year goes. But people better get us now, because we're going to keep getting better and better."

space uncle posted:

Hendren’s plan backfired when everyone noticed his tiny phone and laughed at him.

lol I forgot this detail

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
:stonklol:

https://twitter.com/Phil_Lewis_/status/1698827434412343547?s=20

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/crim_tweets_/status/1699074911137042810?s=20

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy


a bluesky is a kind of tweet

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?


Also a common problem on flights out of LAX.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

"If they were out of lax, wouldn't it have been constipation?"

Electric Phantasm
Apr 7, 2011

YOSPOS

Mr-Spain
Aug 27, 2003

Bullshit... you can be mine.



Poor Freckles caught 5G and vaporized

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

https://twitter.com/Komaniecki_R/status/1698902483115106403

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/TheWapplehouse/status/1698810964743799185?s=20

Normy
Jul 1, 2004

Do I Krushchev?



My friend's kids started fighting over the free roll of toilet paper they gave out

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Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

https://twitter.com/arbyswehavethe2/status/1699135291506725177?s=20

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