[MUSK] All core systems are now on X.com (UPDATE BOOKMARKS)

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shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

he'll panic and buy aldi instead and rename it to x grocery

# ? Sep 5, 2023 04:00

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# ? May 26, 2024 05:06

Panfilo: Aug 27, 2011; EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1698858685618143439?t=5zTYmy1FT-CNkCVrJ5QYBg&s=19

# ? Sep 5, 2023 04:03

16-bit Butt-Head: Dec 25, 2014

Panfilo posted:

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1698858685618143439?t=5zTYmy1FT-CNkCVrJ5QYBg&s=19

he's going to challenge zuckerberg to a fight again and then back out again

# ? Sep 5, 2023 04:07

apatheticman: May 13, 2003; Wedge Regret

Idk if i've ever seen a man flail about so publically before.

Is it a humiliation fetish thing?

# ? Sep 5, 2023 04:09

Zeroisanumber: Oct 23, 2010; Nap Ghost

Panfilo posted:

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1698858685618143439?t=5zTYmy1FT-CNkCVrJ5QYBg&s=19

Can you tell me who these "far-left" pressure groups are and how I might find them because the gently caress if they exist in the world that I inhabit.

# ? Sep 5, 2023 04:11

Rubellavator: Aug 16, 2007

in what world does facebook bend the knee to the left

# ? Sep 5, 2023 04:12

16-bit Butt-Head: Dec 25, 2014

Zeroisanumber posted:

Can you tell me who these "far-left" pressure groups are and how I might find them because the gently caress if they exist in the world that I inhabit.

you know what hidden group that controls the world he's talking about thats right... the illuminati is leftist and woke

# ? Sep 5, 2023 04:13

Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

Rubellavator posted:

in what world does facebook bend the knee to the left

to a billionaire stephen miller is centrist

# ? Sep 5, 2023 04:19

WhyteRyce: Dec 30, 2001

wasn�t one of big reveals of the twitter files found to be false because Matt in his very careful research and reporting got mixed up with acronyms

is there someone he can confuse the ADL with?

# ? Sep 5, 2023 04:23

corona familiar: Aug 13, 2021

WhyteRyce posted:

is there someone he can confuse the ADL with?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal_Defense_League

# ? Sep 5, 2023 04:30

Mr Interweb: Aug 25, 2004

free speech alive and well on elon musk's free speech platform

https://twitter.com/Jags24Asare/status/1698823478256779768

# ? Sep 5, 2023 05:05

Niwrad: Jul 1, 2008

Panfilo posted:

He's seriously blaming this on the ADL now? I guess it's a very convenient scapegoat for him to explain how his takeover has only made things worse.

Be interesting to see what this info dump has. No more Matt Taibbi?

I think he's just lining up excuses for the inevitable bankruptcy. "It was the Jews" works with the crowd he likes these days. I'm sure the new CEO will get thrown under the bus too.

# ? Sep 5, 2023 05:34

PsychoInternetHawk: Apr 4, 2011; Perhaps, if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque.; Grimey Drawer

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

he's going to buy the adl

Changing acronym to mean "apartheid defense league"

# ? Sep 5, 2023 06:03

i am harry: Oct 14, 2003

Malloc Voidstar posted:

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1698817121407713353

that�s me, still searching my name all night long

# ? Sep 5, 2023 06:19

ram dass in hell: Dec 29, 2019

PsychoInternetHawk posted:

Changing acronym to mean "apartheid defense league"

# ? Sep 5, 2023 06:22

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK: Sep 11, 2001

apatheticman posted:

Idk if i've ever seen a man flail about so publically before.

Is it a humiliation fetish thing?

It has to be.

Remember when he said he was going to remove the block feature and everyone poo poo on him?

I can't wait to see what his next dumb fixation will be.

# ? Sep 5, 2023 06:35

bawk: Mar 31, 2013

https://twitter.com/SteakFrankhouse/status/1698781874041028927?t=gLWd3nQqDb6jbPZ59vEgOA&s=19

# ? Sep 5, 2023 06:46

1glitch0: Sep 4, 2018; I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

Malloc Voidstar posted:

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1698817121407713353

Article on Chris Matthews posted:

�People are a little impressed with themselves,� Griffin went on to say, continuing his commentary about the scene. �It�s a bit of an echo chamber.� Matthews is central to that echo chamber at the Ritz, as in the 2008 presidential campaign. He is, in a sense, the carnival barker at the center of it, spewing tiny pellets of chewed nuts across the table while comparing Obama to Mozart and Clinton to Salieri. At one point, Matthews suddenly became hypnotized by a TV over the bar set to a rebroadcast of �Hardball.� �Hey, there I am it�s me,� he said, staring at himself on the screen. �It�s me.�

# ? Sep 5, 2023 06:55

16-bit Butt-Head: Dec 25, 2014

PsychoInternetHawk posted:

Changing acronym to mean "apartheid defense league"

lol

# ? Sep 5, 2023 12:02

lurkeskywalker: Jul 12, 2016

neutral milf hotel posted:

elon really is like henry ford

You can be any colour you like. As long as it's white

# ? Sep 5, 2023 12:16

Staltran: Jan 3, 2013; Fallen Rib

lmao that this made Musk admit half of twitter's value is gone.

# ? Sep 5, 2023 12:22

moist turtleneck: Jul 17, 2003; Represent.; Dinosaur Gum

Hate it when a Bethesda game lets me create a character

https://twitter.com/Jags24Asare/status/1698824935962001865?t=5w1GYR76d8An5qoCzrgi5A&s=19

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Sep 5, 2023 12:26

Dr. VooDoo: May 4, 2006

I dunno suing the ADL for defamation because they�re saying there is anti-semitism on your website and then claiming the reason they�re doing this is because the Jewish organization is a big shadowy cabal that uses their control of global finance to exert power from behind the curtain might not be the best move but I don�t have a big brain like Musk

# ? Sep 5, 2023 15:02

Groovelord Neato: Dec 6, 2014

Dr. VooDoo posted:

I dunno suing the ADL for defamation because they�re saying there is anti-semitism on your website and then claiming the reason they�re doing this is because the Jewish organization is a big shadowy cabal that uses their control of global finance to exert power from behind the curtain might not be the best move but I don�t have a big brain like Musk

The lady he QTed asking if he should do that poll is a Nazi and the guy he keeps replying to whose name I forget is also a Nazi.

# ? Sep 5, 2023 15:24

HAIL eSATA-n: Apr 7, 2007

Staltran posted:

lmao that this made Musk admit half of twitter's value is gone.

twitter was never worth 44 instagrams

# ? Sep 5, 2023 15:35

HAIL eSATA-n: Apr 7, 2007

quote:

Elon Musk's father told The U.S. Sun he feared his billionaire son could be assassinated.

The 77-year-old Errol Musk criticized a recent article in The New Yorker that explored the world's richest person's influence on government decisions about the war in Ukraine.

Pentagon officials told The New Yorker that Elon Musk was treated like an "unelected official" and raised concerns about his attitude toward Vladimir Putin. The report also highlighted how crucial SpaceX's Starlink satellites had been in the war in Ukraine.

"It's a hit job, a shadow government-sponsored opening salvo on Elon," the elder Musk told The U.S. Sun.

And when The U.S. Sun reporter asked whether he feared the "shadow government" could assassinate his son, he replied, "Yes."

The SpaceX CEO appears to have a strained relationship with his father and has previously called him a "terrible human being."

Errol Musk also described the New Yorker article to The U.S. Sun as "the artillery-like softening up of the enemy before the actual attack."

In May of last year, the billionaire appeared to joke that he could "die under mysterious circumstances" following an argument with Russia's space chief over SpaceX giving Starlink terminals to Ukrainian soldiers.

An X engineer previously told the BBC that two bodyguards had followed Elon Musk around the company headquarters, including to the bathroom. A lawsuit filed in May said he'd also requested a bathroom to be built next to his X office so he wouldn't have to wake up his security in the middle of the night.

But Elon Musk's own security concerns were most apparent during the controversy over his private jet being tracked last December. Journalists who shared links to the @ElonJet account on X, formerly known as Twitter, were temporarily barred, and Musk accused them of wanting to harm him.

That was after Elon Musk said a car carrying his son had been followed by a "crazy stalker (thinking it was me)."
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/elon-musks-dad-says-hes-100814758.html?guccounter=1

the smartest family

# ? Sep 5, 2023 15:39

Adenoid Dan: Mar 8, 2012; The Hobo Serenader; Lipstick Apathy

Dr. VooDoo posted:

I dunno suing the ADL for defamation because they’re saying there is anti-semitism on your website and then claiming the reason they’re doing this is because the Jewish organization is a big shadowy cabal that uses their control of global finance to exert power from behind the curtain might not be the best move but I don’t have a big brain like Musk

The best way to prove he's not an anti-Semite is in a court of law. Because he's an anti-Semite and courts sometimes make bad decisions.

It worked in the diver case!

# ? Sep 5, 2023 15:40

TheMightyBoops: Nov 1, 2016

I�m going to be assassinated by the EIC of the �Humor in Uniform� column of the readers digest.

Let it be known if I stop posting. o7

# ? Sep 5, 2023 15:41

Skull Servant: Oct 25, 2009

Why wouldn't antisemitism be a part of X, the everything app?

# ? Sep 5, 2023 15:46

the milk machine: Jul 23, 2002; lick my keys

WhyteRyce posted:

wasn�t one of big reveals of the twitter files found to be false because Matt in his very careful research and reporting got mixed up with acronyms

is there someone he can confuse the ADL with?

reported this post to jeffrey for defamation of matt taibbi, you're going to regret this one

# ? Sep 5, 2023 15:53

16-bit Butt-Head: Dec 25, 2014

jeffrey is elon

# ? Sep 5, 2023 15:56

Chairman Wao: Mar 5, 2013; go star

�your honor i was in a khole� is surely a winning strategy

# ? Sep 5, 2023 15:58

The REAL Goobusters: Apr 25, 2008

Panfilo posted:

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1698858685618143439?t=5zTYmy1FT-CNkCVrJ5QYBg&s=19

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEgk2v6KntY

# ? Sep 5, 2023 16:00

Business Gorillas: Mar 11, 2009

Showing how non antisemitic I am by never shutting the gently caress up about the jews

# ? Sep 5, 2023 16:07

RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

Chairman Wao posted:

“your honor i was in a khole” is surely a winning strategy

it's going to work

# ? Sep 5, 2023 16:55

Shrecknet: Jan 2, 2005

"As your honor can see, I did in fact say "sike!" afterwards, so I am not criminally liable for this action..."

# ? Sep 5, 2023 17:03

Diabetic: Sep 29, 2006; When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world Diabeetus.