Elon Musk: He only experiences Dunning-Krugerrand

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Three Olives: Apr 10, 2005; Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDnsIt2VwoI

# ? Sep 5, 2023 21:58

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# ? May 30, 2024 03:19

Bottom Liner: Feb 15, 2006; a specific vein of lasagna

Three Olives posted:

I kind of checked out for the holiday weekend but I really was not prepared from Musk going full on THE JEWS! once I got back online.

https://twitter.com/AnAndyPaul/status/1588544413252587520

You sure you weren't checked out for the past 12 months?

# ? Sep 5, 2023 22:12

Lord Stimperor: Jun 13, 2018; I'm a lovable meme.

priznat posted:

Yeah while it�s kind of fun to laugh at ol musk being a bumblefuck idiot the fact is that he�ll never have any kind of repercussions for any of the awful poo poo he says or does and that is pretty

I take regular breaks from the thread too because of this as well, just because of the subject and not the cool and good posters ITT I should specify.

He might still build a Starship and take on a very humorous journey to the moon

# ? Sep 5, 2023 22:12

Castor Poe: Jul 19, 2010; Jar Jar is the key to all of this.

You can't sue the Jews for your tiny flacid cock, Elon.

# ? Sep 5, 2023 22:14

kazil: Jul 24, 2005; Derpmph trial star reporter!

Linda are you loving kidding right now??

# ? Sep 5, 2023 22:15

explosivo: May 23, 2004; Fueled by Satan

Sports! Have you seen this? Have you heard this?

# ? Sep 5, 2023 22:15

mobby_6kl: Aug 9, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

I, too, enjoy following sports ball, like an average person!

# ? Sep 5, 2023 22:16

kazil: Jul 24, 2005; Derpmph trial star reporter!

It's hot out, I think I'll cool off by watching some water sports xvideos

# ? Sep 5, 2023 22:16

reignonyourparade: Nov 15, 2012

At this point genuinely would not be shocked if Xvideos ends up having to sue elon's twitter to protect it's own trademark

# ? Sep 5, 2023 22:17

Songbearer: Jul 12, 2007; Fuck you say?

PLEASE

JUST LOOK AT THE NUMBERS

SPORTS NUMBERS

PLEASE, I JUST,

PLEASE

NUMBERS

# ? Sep 5, 2023 22:20

ilmucche: Mar 16, 2016; What did you say the strategy was?

The yacc has to be playing the straight woman making the x video joke at this point

And talking about sports

# ? Sep 5, 2023 22:20

Songbearer: Jul 12, 2007; Fuck you say?

numbers

for your, your, your

_{favorite sports}

# ? Sep 5, 2023 22:20

Buce: Dec 23, 2005

kazil posted:

Linda are you loving kidding right now??

a;sdljkferoilgjkf lmao

# ? Sep 5, 2023 22:22

Buce: Dec 23, 2005

*as hitler's insane rant wraps up, and he wanders off the stage* "ah, ok. so the foot ballteam. football team. the Illinois Bears had quite a three-pointer the other day, am I right?"

# ? Sep 5, 2023 22:25

Jelly: Feb 11, 2004; Ask me about my STD collection!

"Our water sports views are way up on x videos!"

# ? Sep 5, 2023 22:27

FlamingLiberal: Jan 18, 2009; Would you like to play a game?

kazil posted:

Linda are you loving kidding right now??

This is all that is currently in Linda's head-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9anN-X1E9E

# ? Sep 5, 2023 22:28

kazil: Jul 24, 2005; Derpmph trial star reporter!

Elon's suing the ADL but all everyone on X is talking about is the NFL! Jews caused our ad revenue to drop 60% but viewers are watching 60% more highlights over last year!

# ? Sep 5, 2023 22:28

Sono: Apr 9, 2008

kazil posted:

Linda are you loving kidding right now??

Good of Yacco to admit she's watching a lot more porn than last year to deal with the stress of Twitter.

# ? Sep 5, 2023 22:29

explosivo: May 23, 2004; Fueled by Satan

FlamingLiberal posted:

This is all that is currently in Linda's head-

# ? Sep 5, 2023 22:29

ilmucche: Mar 16, 2016; What did you say the strategy was?

Do you think X will sponsor the XFL?

# ? Sep 5, 2023 22:30

Tofu Injection: Feb 10, 2006; No need to panic.

Here is a bluesky poster that I like, with a take that I think is good:

Amy had a marmite post posted:

Can I suggest we replace the word "Anti-semitic" with "going to kill Jewish people"

Instead of:

"The things you are saying/doing are anti-semitic"

Read:

"The things you are saying/doing are going to kill Jewish people"

Anti-Semite can be brushed off. Elon Musk is going to kill Jewish people

# ? Sep 5, 2023 22:31

CharlestheHammer: Jun 26, 2011; YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

kazil posted:

Linda are you loving kidding right now??

This seems to be less a promo for Twitter and more a promo for sports

# ? Sep 5, 2023 22:32

Tarkus: Aug 27, 2000

Wow! I too enjoy Sports. It's fun to watch people play with Sportball!

# ? Sep 5, 2023 22:40

The Last Call: Sep 9, 2011; Rehabilitating sinner

kazil posted:

Linda are you loving kidding right now??

# ? Sep 5, 2023 22:42

smoobles: Sep 4, 2014

kazil posted:

Linda are you loving kidding right now??

lmao does she think the CEO of coca cola or whatever is reading these tweets and thinking "whew thank goodness, turn on the money hose! twitter is back baby"

# ? Sep 5, 2023 22:46

Yoshi Wins: Jul 14, 2013

Seriously lolling at "Did someone say 'sports'?!"

# ? Sep 5, 2023 22:50

Buce: Dec 23, 2005

wow, hashtag HitterDidNothingWrong is trending big time🥳is it baseball season already?!?!?😮

# ? Sep 5, 2023 22:51

Foo Diddley: Oct 29, 2011; cat

ELON: jews jews jews JEWS jeweyjeweyjew jew jew JEEEEWWWWWWWWSSS jews jews jews JEWS
_^...jews

YACC: did someone say "sports"?!

# ? Sep 5, 2023 22:51

smoobles: Sep 4, 2014

Foo Diddley posted:

ELON: jews jews jews JEWS jeweyjeweyjew jew jew JEEEEWWWWWWWWSSS jews jews jews JEWS
_^...jews

YACC: did someone say "sports"?!

# ? Sep 5, 2023 22:51

kazil: Jul 24, 2005; Derpmph trial star reporter!

Foo Diddley posted:

ELON: jews jews jews JEWS jeweyjeweyjew jew jew JEEEEWWWWWWWWSSS jews jews jews JEWS
_^...jews

YACC: did someone say "sports"?!

Elon: We need another pogrom

Yaxx: Did someone say pregame?

# ? Sep 5, 2023 22:53

FlamingLiberal: Jan 18, 2009; Would you like to play a game?

kazil posted:

Elon: We need another pogrom

Yaxx: Did someone say pregame?

# ? Sep 5, 2023 22:55

Yoshi Wins: Jul 14, 2013

Yacc: We must secure the endzone and a future for 2-point conversions.

# ? Sep 5, 2023 22:55

E the Shaggy: Mar 29, 2010

Elmo: "THE JEWS ARE BEHIND IT ALL!!!"
Linda: "DID SOMEONE SAY SPORTS?"
Elmo: "NO NO I DID NOT! THE JEWS!!"

# ? Sep 5, 2023 23:04

Konar: Dec 14, 2006; by Fluffdaddy

kazil posted:

Elon: We need another pogrom

Yaxx: Did someone say pregame?

# ? Sep 5, 2023 23:05

Paul Revere 3000: Dec 8, 2007; So like a pimp I'm pimpin'
I got a boat to eat shrimp in
Nothing wrong with my leg
I'm just B-boy limpin'

kazil posted:

Elon: We need another pogrom

Yaxx: Did someone say pregame?

# ? Sep 5, 2023 23:09

The X-man cometh: Nov 1, 2009

I keep seeing ads for The Athletic despite the New York Times saying they paused ads.

Are we going to keep seeing subsidiaries of big corporations running ads?

# ? Sep 5, 2023 23:10

nine-gear crow: Aug 10, 2013

E the Shaggy posted:

Elmo: "THE JEWS ARE BEHIND IT ALL!!!"
Linda: "DID SOMEONE SAY SPORTS?"
Elmo: "NO NO I DID NOT! THE JEWS!!"

Linda: When I say "SPORTS!" you say "BALL!". Ready? SPORTS!

Elon: THE JEWS DID 9/11!

Linda: :stonklol:

# ? Sep 5, 2023 23:15

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

kazil posted:

Linda are you loving kidding right now??

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# ? Sep 5, 2023 23:18

Grammarchist: Jan 28, 2013

Three Olives posted:

https://twitter.com/StephenM/status/1699072999012634981

Oh good, I was waiting for Stephen Miller to weight in.

I'd call him Boy Cohn but this motherfucker was born 50.

# ? Sep 5, 2023 23:21

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# ? May 30, 2024 03:19

CharlestheHammer: Jun 26, 2011; YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Buce posted:

wow, hashtag HitterDidNothingWrong is trending big time🥳is it baseball season already?!?!?😮

What the gently caress is baseball?

I only watch SPORTS!

# ? Sep 5, 2023 23:32

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