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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
GOM(E)S

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Mister Perky
Aug 2, 2010
well you were asking for it by bringing Junis into a game like this

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


Okay cubs :cool:

Metroid Fitzgerald
Feb 13, 2012

B O O O O B S . . . !


Welp

Redeye Flight
Mar 26, 2010

God, I'm so tired. What the hell did I post last night?
Also who pissed off the Brewers?

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Cubs need to score at least 10 because they're consistently giving up one run per inning.

Monathin
Sep 1, 2011

?????????
?

My hate for Trevor Stephan is immeasurable.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
It's the third inning and Ross has already cleared out his entire bench and I still know the Canario is not going to be allowed to take an AB this game.

rickiep00h
Aug 16, 2010

BATDANCE


Jesus Christ this is some terrible pitching.

Doctor Skeleton
Nov 15, 2003

rookies hitting homers off tha Ms

Redeye Flight
Mar 26, 2010

God, I'm so tired. What the hell did I post last night?
Kind of understanding why Cleveland went aggressively after pitching despite being well back in the divisional race now.

Redeye Flight
Mar 26, 2010

God, I'm so tired. What the hell did I post last night?
SOLANOOOOOOOO

Monathin
Sep 1, 2011

?????????
?

Trevor Stephan apparently has a 2.83 ERA, but you'd never know that watching him pitch.

Do not even ask
Apr 8, 2008


looks like miles straw really... sucks

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
NicOWNS

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
MALDY

Penisaurus Sex
Feb 3, 2009

asdfghjklpoiuyt
Dominic Leone is pitching and a Mariner took a bad nut shot.

It's 2014 again.

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Do not even ask posted:

looks like miles straw really... sucks

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUVE

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
Jesus Christ Altuve

Redeye Flight
Mar 26, 2010

God, I'm so tired. What the hell did I post last night?

Monathin posted:

Trevor Stephan apparently has a 2.83 ERA, but you'd never know that watching him pitch.

I mean any pitcher can have a bad night, but what I'm lost on is, why pull Moore OR Lopez, let alone both, to put in Stephan there? Both of 'em after only one inning?

Moore gave up a homer, yes, but it wasn't a TERRIBLE first outing on a brand new team, and Lopez had a perfectly cromulent showing.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
It happened again!

Do not even ask
Apr 8, 2008


jesus astros, have a little mercy on the rangers

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Altuve has four HR in his last four PA :stare:

Redeye Flight
Mar 26, 2010

God, I'm so tired. What the hell did I post last night?
And now I could say the same about Jax and Thielbar, though on our side Rocco just loves making strategic change moves.

Five runs is a nice healthy cushion, can the Twins hold it in the face of a ridiculous jinx?

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
Also Giancarlo Stanton hit his 400th HR a few minutes ago, pretty cool

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

I miss when the Rangers were good. I miss having hope.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

...! posted:

Altuve has four HR in his last four PA :stare:

25 dudes have done that before, I doubt any have hit three in three innings

e: three have : /

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Perhaps the Rangers are just lobbing up meatballs to Altuve in the hopes that he’ll forget how to hit real pitches going forward.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
Buzzer really working tonight I guess.

Do not even ask
Apr 8, 2008


Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

I miss when the Rangers were good. I miss having hope.

Don't worry, I'm sure the Jays will reinstill that hope in your team come the upcoming 4-game series

Monathin
Sep 1, 2011

?????????
?

Redeye Flight posted:

I mean any pitcher can have a bad night, but what I'm lost on is, why pull Moore OR Lopez, let alone both, to put in Stephan there? Both of 'em after only one inning?

Moore gave up a homer, yes, but it wasn't a TERRIBLE first outing on a brand new team, and Lopez had a perfectly cromulent showing.

Tito has frankly never known how to manage pitchers. He'll leave starters in too long and then get super gunshy with the relievers. It's maddening. I can only really hope that whoever comes in after him figures it out.

Do not even ask
Apr 8, 2008


JULIOOOOOOOOOO

Doctor Skeleton
Nov 15, 2003

Julio! Julio! Julio!

Penisaurus Sex
Feb 3, 2009

asdfghjklpoiuyt
I love to watch Julio Rodriguez play baseball.

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
JULIOOOOOO

Doctor Skeleton
Nov 15, 2003

if i had a van i'd get that painted onto it

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
hey someone hit ty France with a pitch

WEIRD

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MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Bochy punts the game in the 3rd inning. Pulls Seager

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