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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > MLB GDT Week 21: message unclear, batter struck
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Do not even ask
Apr 8, 2008


 holy poo poo the rays are self-destructing

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 15:17
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Metroid Fitzgerald
Feb 13, 2012

B O O O O B S . . . !
Hell yeah Joc

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Wayne Knight
May 11, 2006

 Why do we keep Sam "0 is both his number and his batting average" Haggerty around?

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

More like Kylo Rendricks because he's stabbing me in the heart :negative:

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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

MrMidnight posted:

Bochy punts the game in the 3rd inning. Pulls Seager

He’s been dogshit in the field

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Time to get Weznasty

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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That was not very Weznasty of you

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Metroid Fitzgerald
Feb 13, 2012

B O O O O B S . . . !
Just Dingers :cool:

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Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

 Can we weznot

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Penisaurus Sex
Feb 3, 2009

asdfghjklpoiuyt

Wayne Knight posted:

Why do we keep Sam "0 is both his number and his batting average" Haggerty around?

fast, gritty.

he's gone when Kelenic's back hopefully sometime next week anyway.

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fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
Extremely funny tootblan from gleyber Torres just now

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DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
Lmfao what the gently caress Topa.

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Do not even ask
Apr 8, 2008


 man, i wish the reds weren't facing the mariners because they're such a fun ball club

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fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
gently caress yeah reds

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...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
The Reds are cool and good

So far

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Doctor Skeleton
Nov 15, 2003

 these reds are making me SEE red!

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Penisaurus Sex
Feb 3, 2009

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Dominic Leone is bad juju, he needs to be off the team.

he brought the 2014 curse back.

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Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Happ hit a homerun

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Mustached Demon posted:

Can we weznot
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Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you
Yankees win again, thanks Detroit

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Tony Phillips
Feb 9, 2006
 Challenging that Ty France was fast enough?

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Doctor Skeleton
Nov 15, 2003

 ty so fast, some 2 out magic time

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InsensitiveSeaBass
Apr 1, 2008

You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... The second one. Prepare to enter The Scary Door.
Nap Ghost

Red posted:

https://twitter.com/TheJawnOfTime/status/1699175420828987709

(I have kids, so this is actually perfect for me. Usually, baseball would be taken over by Bluey or Cocomelon.)

Phillies baseball is full of timeless life lessons about depression, false hope and never trusting your bullpen ever.

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Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
Thank you Smyly

BIG Z!!!!

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


 Zambrano should have smahed a Gatorade jug

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Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


 Zambrano has a great baritone

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...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
DOOBIE

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Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.

...! posted:

DOOBIE

Fries.

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Wayne Knight
May 11, 2006

 darn

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Doctor Skeleton
Nov 15, 2003

 god drat it mariners not like this.....

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...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
SMOG
SMOG
SMOG

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...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
MALDY

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Penisaurus Sex
Feb 3, 2009

asdfghjklpoiuyt
The Cincinnati Reds have beaten the Mariners as many times as the Houston Astros have this year.

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Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
SEIYA FUCKIN CRUSHES

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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

 The AL West leading Astros

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Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
oh my

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Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


 THE SUZUKI GAME

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...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Looking like the Astros will stand alone atop the AL West tonight

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Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
SEIYA!

It’s so weird to see borderline pitches not called strikes against him

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Dec 25, 2003

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Seiya is perfect

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