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goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

Wouldn't an empty dorm room space get filled? Is Bets meant to still be paying for it while she fucks about in the bus?

# ? Sep 6, 2023 10:55

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# ? May 29, 2024 17:40

sitnalisa: Dec 16, 2004; stupid virgin

Tiggum posted:

You are correct! Specifically, it's a standee of Joan Hickson as Miss Marple.

Well that's disappointing and I suppose not entirely unexpected. Good sleuthing though guys.

# ? Sep 6, 2023 10:59

~Coxy: Dec 9, 2003; R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

riderchop posted:

Classic Arlo and Janis (October 02, 2001)

# ? Sep 6, 2023 11:41

davidspackage: May 16, 2007; Nap Ghost

~Coxy posted:

Classic Arlo and Janis (October 02, 2001)

I imagine those tapes are just recordings of looping animated gifs.

# ? Sep 6, 2023 11:51

Selachian: Oct 9, 2012

Buni

Rhymes with Orange

Get Fuzzy 9/5/03

Brenda Starr 8/26/51

Looks like the Sundays are back in proper order again.

Smokey Stover 9/2/56

Everyday Movies 10/1/36

"We can relax now, Henry, because I feel everything's done."

Invisible Scarlet O'Neil 2/22/42

Bonus Ad! Nothing particularly deep about this one, I just thought it was funny.

# ? Sep 6, 2023 12:20

JethroMcB: Jan 23, 2004; We're normal now.
We love your family.

John Allison has a real knack for coming up with characters that exist for the sake of a group scene/joke. I get the Wessex Brothers standing in for the Krays, but if Bonnie Prince Gordon and Tony Crow are meant to be a play on real individuals they're beyond my mild Anglophile deduction.

# ? Sep 6, 2023 13:13

davidspackage: May 16, 2007; Nap Ghost

Selachian posted:

Buni

Sometimes, I have no idea what's going on in Buni but it still cracks me up.

# ? Sep 6, 2023 13:30

Professor Wayne: Aug 27, 2008; So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.

Pickles

Hagar the Horrible

Zits

Going on vacation for a bit. Post more when I get back

# ? Sep 6, 2023 13:49

Hwurmp: May 20, 2005

i'm not owned! im not owned!! Jeremy continues to insist

# ? Sep 6, 2023 13:51

Good Listener: Sep 2, 2006; Ask me about moons
Fact #1 The Moon is really cool

Medenmath posted:

If you know a better way for one of Holbrook's Mary Sues to help repair the space station then I'm sure he'd like to hear it. She's studying genetics I think, so just be glad she didn't make a potion to turn the space station into a celestial whale or something.

I'd say why do both of his comics have a char that does genetic research but we all know the reason why.

# ? Sep 6, 2023 13:59

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

davidspackage posted:

Sometimes, I have no idea what's going on in Buni but it still cracks me up.

Pie-force?
Pie in the sky?

# ? Sep 6, 2023 14:07

Hwurmp: May 20, 2005

an pizza is commonly orbicular in design, as is the popular notion of summoning circles for forbidden magicks

# ? Sep 6, 2023 14:22

Selachian: Oct 9, 2012

I figure it's a play on the "you must bring the magic McGuffins together" plot, as enacted by pizza rats.

# ? Sep 6, 2023 14:51

Huxley: Oct 10, 2012; Grimey Drawer

A+J

Classic Nancy

# ? Sep 6, 2023 14:54

Zereth: Jul 9, 2003

Hostile V posted:

The Cow, She Is Bisexual And Polyamorous.

Julet Esqu posted:

"Huh. To me that sounds a lot like your problem. Let me know when you figure it out."

Was Rene even doing anything actually illegal before he tried pushing somebody over the railing to silence them? Ignoring the issue of outstanding warrants or such, because that plot sure did, it was all about keeping one guy who wasn't thinking that hard about things from exposing his scheme which didn't even seem to be illegal.

# ? Sep 6, 2023 15:25

Doomykins: Jun 28, 2008; Didn't you mean to ask about flowers?

He's a known(in the local news???) con artist so being exposed would've risked Mud abandoning him and his sales pitch failing entirely due to things unrelated to its merits. The attempted murder cinches the deal on the hole he's trying to dig his way out of.

Trying to prove his creative property was stolen by a child and being caught lying about it would give him a pretty scummy reputation.

# ? Sep 6, 2023 15:32

Powered Descent: Jul 13, 2008; We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Bizarro

The Family Circus

Slylock Fox

# ? Sep 6, 2023 16:17

EasyEW: Mar 8, 2006; I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

Mutts

Sally Forth

Skippy (September 14, 1935)

Peanuts (September 8, 1976)

Crankshaft

It just dawned on me this morning that including kids in a James Joyce reading group is...interesting. Especially since Ulysses is legendary in American obscenity law.

Mutt and Jeff

Rip Haywire

Thimble Theater, in which Wimpy is torn between two great loves. (April 10, 1940)

Out Our Way (September 28-30, 1942; spoiler for Ick content)

# ? Sep 6, 2023 16:53

BigglesSWE: Dec 2, 2014; How 'bout them hawks news huh!

Time for another trip down to Ballard Street and I daresay, today's visit is quite the ride!

# ? Sep 6, 2023 17:31

amigolupus: Aug 25, 2017

Tiggum posted:

It would be pretty weird for a doctor to just hand you your test results and not explain what any of it means. Right?

You just reminded me of the time someone reposted the Cancerwife storyline and what an absolute clownshoes it was. Lisa was given back her test results, and the doctor must not have looked at it because it's the only reason Lisa got her results switched with someone else's. So Lisa spent several months doing the wrong treatments or taking someone else's prescription before anyone else figured it out. :lol:

# ? Sep 6, 2023 17:37

Neophyte: Apr 23, 2006; perennially; Taco Defender

I want to join Float Club....

# ? Sep 6, 2023 17:39

Safety Dance: Sep 10, 2007; Five degrees to starboard!

EasyEW posted:

Out Our Way (September 28-30, 1942; spoiler for Ick content)

$77 in today's money

quote:

Dulce et decorum est, etc.

# ? Sep 6, 2023 17:44

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

Neophyte posted:

I want to join Float Club....

The first rule of Float Club is tell everyone about float club.

# ? Sep 6, 2023 18:47

The_Other: Dec 28, 2012; Welcome Back, Galaxy Geek.

Scareodeleria (Nov. 6, 2003)

# ? Sep 6, 2023 18:54

Kennel: May 1, 2008; BAWWW-UNH!

Into Ilves

Nancy

Dustin

Mandrake

# ? Sep 6, 2023 19:29

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

Kennel posted:

Dustin

Also, it's 2023, who writes cheques anymore.
The only cheques I've interacted with in the last couple decades were government rebate cheques.

Also, lol Americans and their inability to spell.

# ? Sep 6, 2023 20:11

Hwurmp: May 20, 2005

*speulle

# ? Sep 6, 2023 20:14

Giant Ethicist: Jun 9, 2013; Looks like she got on a loaf of bread instead of a bus again...

Haraiso Days

End of chapter! Don�t worry, we get a break from postwar nostalgia pieces for the next two chapters.

# ? Sep 6, 2023 22:01

Esplanade: Jan 6, 2005

Huxley posted:

Classic Nancy

BAW WOW WAH

EasyEW posted:

Sally Forth

BAW WOW WAH

I fell behind on this thread months back, and just caught up after some hundred pages or so.

This whole time I was thinking, "Well, once I'm caught up, I can finally see how this Phantom story wrapped up."

BAW WOW WAH on me

Esplanade fucked around with this message at 22:51 on Sep 6, 2023

# ? Sep 6, 2023 22:41

Selachian: Oct 9, 2012

Pogo 5/21-23/51

Archie 2/9-11/48

# ? Sep 6, 2023 23:36

Howard Beale: Feb 22, 2001; It's like this, Peanut

Selachian posted:

That last panel is fantastic.

# ? Sep 6, 2023 23:57

Doomykins: Jun 28, 2008; Didn't you mean to ask about flowers?

Jucika "246 - Jucika's Date In Space"

"247 - Jucika's Holiday Trip"

# ? Sep 7, 2023 00:05

Murdstone: Jun 14, 2005; I'm feeling Jimmy

Tiggum posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17nTBhXyKrk

I knew mentioning that would result in this. Curse you, Tiggum!

F Minus

Mark Trail

Mary Worth

The Phantom

What the gently caress is happening

Pooch Cafe

Rex Morgan MD

Con's working out for you real well now, isn't it?

Andertoons

# ? Sep 7, 2023 00:11

Breadmaster: Jun 14, 2010

Murdstone posted:

Rex Morgan MD

Con's working out for you real well now, isn't it?

I see this going one of two ways:
1) Renee backs down, turns himself in, goes to jail but actually finds contentment with the royalties when he sees how much Mud has been making
2) Mud gets sick of his poo poo, decks him hard, and Morgan has to deal with an injured conman

# ? Sep 7, 2023 00:37

Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Murdstone posted:

The Phantom

What the gently caress is happening

thanks for wasting all that time rear end in a top hat

# ? Sep 7, 2023 00:42

Powered Descent: Jul 13, 2008; We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Murdstone posted:

The Phantom

What the gently caress is happening

Weekday Phantom looks really strange without his zip-a-tone shading.

# ? Sep 7, 2023 00:59

Angry_Ed: Mar 30, 2010; Grimey Drawer

Murdstone posted:

The Phantom

What the gently caress is happening

Phantom's been overselling his injury worse than an association football player.

# ? Sep 7, 2023 01:12

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

oop. ack.

# ? Sep 7, 2023 01:35

Cowslips Warren: Oct 29, 2005; What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?; Grimey Drawer

Hostile V posted:

So we can eat them. Right?

I am gonna regret asking, but why is carnivore rabbit kid in school/camp with herbivore cow kid? I thought they kept them separate in other camps because, you know, the whole eating people thing.

# ? Sep 7, 2023 01:41

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# ? May 29, 2024 17:40

Technowolf: Nov 4, 2009

Hostile V posted:

oop. ack.

gently caress you, Holbrook.

# ? Sep 7, 2023 01:44

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