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fuctifino posted:You mean piss diamonds? That's if you don't stay hydrated
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Obama chuckled. fuctifino posted:You mean piss diamonds?
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Sep 6, 2023 09:16
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That's clever because I bet it never occurred to the people to do that.
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Sep 6, 2023 09:23
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But they want everyone to go back to the office to save the poor commercial landlords, so I thought all the home working jobs are actually an unnecessary luxury?
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Sep 6, 2023 09:41
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“Wild Toileting”. https://www.theguardian.com/society/2023/apr/05/the-war-against-wild-toileting-stop-weeing-street-urinating
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smellmycheese posted:“Wild Toileting”. Well, what do they expect when they close all the public toilets? "In the GreenPee urinal-cum-planter" is a great line though.
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I had to brave a public toilet a couple of weeks ago and it had those weird blue lights that are supposedly to stop people from shooting heroin in them by making your veins harder to see I thought that lighting gimmick went away years ago but I guess I just wasn’t using sketchy enough toilets
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And why has this article appeared now, you ask?quote:It has always been a problem when large numbers of people descend on a place, such as the visitors to Cheltenham races last month. Ah I see. Posh people have suddenly become affected. Microplastics fucked around with this message at 09:58 on Sep 6, 2023 |
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Sep 6, 2023 09:56
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I don't think splashback paint will stop people pissing in letterboxes.
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"what if we use splashback paint" is such a boneheaded idea. Absolutely no thought put into it whatsoever. But extremely typical of the British approach to a problem. "what if, instead of a preventative measure, we just use revenge?"
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Microplastics posted:“For 51 weeks of the year in Cheltenham, no one would urinate against a wall in public at 10.30 in the morning,” says Max Wilkinson, a Cheltenham borough councillor. Some parts of Cheltenham
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Sep 6, 2023 10:21
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Microplastics posted:"what if we use splashback paint" is such a boneheaded idea. Absolutely no thought put into it whatsoever. But extremely typical of the British approach to a problem. "what if, instead of a preventative measure, we just use revenge?" What if instead of confining the piss to pissing walls we instead have those people walk around in public covered in piss?
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Brendan Rodgers posted:What if instead of confining the piss to pissing walls we instead have those people walk around in public covered in piss? These people would consider that a win. They have been publicly shamed!
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Sep 6, 2023 11:01
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I wonder what kind of paint would stop water companies discharging thousands of gallons of piss and poo poo into the rivers even on days without rain.
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Sep 6, 2023 11:19
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Red paint, applied liberally to the guillotine blade
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Sep 6, 2023 11:22
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https://twitter.com/SaulStaniforth/status/1699326064831451603 lmao It's incredible that they can't commit to not crushing children
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Sep 6, 2023 11:27
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'Ham Bust' indeed. Building stuff is hard so lets just replace schools with heaps of rubble for wild peeing.
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This is really emblematic of the whole problem with, well, everything. What else do they expect people to do? Simply piss themselves? Do they think people piss in public because it’s good fun? E: she’s a poo poo but I’m really enjoying Kay Burley’s escalating annoyance with the useless shites Labour puts in front of her to prevaricate on whether children should be crushed to death Jakabite fucked around with this message at 11:39 on Sep 6, 2023 |
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Sep 6, 2023 11:36
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I just came across some landlord tears that I need to share https://twitter.com/donturvLDR/status/1699344716255400059
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Sep 6, 2023 11:39
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"Getting my rental property inspected is just like the Armenian genocide. It's just like what Pol Pot did if Pol Pot were a property inspector rather than a war criminal. It's exactly like the South African apartheid system if the apartheid system was about making sure short term lets are properly licensed rather than systemic racial segregation and disenfranchisement."
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Sep 6, 2023 11:49
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fuctifino posted:https://twitter.com/SaulStaniforth/status/1699326064831451603 From Kid Starver to Kid Killer. The former Director of Paedophile Protection hard at work.
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Sep 6, 2023 11:58
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Kid Harmer
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Always funny when political bullshit bumps up against reality. Sir Kid Starver has had his gang on absolute lockdown for months, years even - do not ever, in any interview, ever commit to spending any money whatsoever on anything or The Mail might use it against us. And so we arrive here to the point where kids will just have to die horrible deaths in primary schools. Lol
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Apparently the government has published a list of affected schools...er....somewhere https://twitter.com/mikeysmith/status/1699381797304299669 e: Found it - https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/reinforced-autoclaved-aerated-concrete-raac-management-information
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fuctifino posted:Apparently the government has published a list of affected schools...er....somewhere Being fair you might not have considered this page because when it was announced last week that there were 100 schools affected, my instant thought was "I want to see the list because I know people with kids in schools in my area and I want to know they're safe" and I indeed opened that URL, where the only data it had was a CSV about the schools affected, which provides you with this meticulously detailed information:  Needless to say I was not impressed.
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Sep 6, 2023 13:00
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You bloody lefties are never satisfied. What would you like - a FOURTH meaningless aggregate number?
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Good piece: https://twitter.com/philbc3/status/1699389360183955847?s=46&t=m_nNbkNoHG4lLitcpyHReg
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fuctifino posted:It's incredible that they can't commit to not crushing children Jakabite posted:This is really emblematic of the whole problem with, well, everything. What else do they expect people to do? Simply piss themselves? Do they think people piss in public because it’s good fun?
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Failed Imagineer posted:You bloody lefties are never satisfied. What would you like - a FOURTH meaningless aggregate number?
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Microplastics posted:Kid Harmer
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https://twitter.com/AlexofBrown/status/1699389284950667763 Chris Law owned this 
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InspectorCarbonara posted:To think it was not that long ago it was only the llamas he wanted to kill. well they do say that serial killers start with animals
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https://twitter.com/MichaelTakeMP/status/1699313662375158038 One year since #TeamJiz saved the country from prosperity 
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Sep 6, 2023 14:03
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How the gently caress is that only a year ago
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https://www.theguardian.com/society/2023/sep/05/people-deemed-unable-to-work-face-having-benefits-reduced-under-dwp-plan 'beatings will continue until morale improves' as government mental health policy lol 
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The loving cheek of claiming that benefit cuts and penalties will lead to financial independence and a more fulfilling life. We can see what they're doing on the same page.
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Apraxin posted:https://www.theguardian.com/society/2023/sep/05/people-deemed-unable-to-work-face-having-benefits-reduced-under-dwp-plan Not to worry, I'm sure *checks notes* Liz Kendall will reverse this appalling policy immediately after Labour gets in to power.
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