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https://twitter.com/WrestlingCovers/status/1695591859173650787
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# ? Aug 27, 2023 03:46 |
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# ? Jun 2, 2024 08:10 |
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good for max
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# ? Aug 27, 2023 04:34 |
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Oh, that's where the Sinister Minister's been.
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# ? Aug 27, 2023 10:04 |
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for anyone else who hates yourself, the bell just rung on tyrus vs ec3
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# ? Aug 28, 2023 03:33 |
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Davros1 posted:Part me thinks there's no way Billy will take the title off Tyrus because he loves the Fox News appearances. I think this is coming true.
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# ? Aug 28, 2023 04:10 |
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The boyhood dream has come true for ECIII https://twitter.com/wrestlingcovers/status/1695993099820908938?s=46&t=AwMtDeZF_tX5DmOd53fE0g
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# ? Aug 28, 2023 04:10 |
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After the match, they gave Tyrus a commemorative belt so he still has something to carry while on Fox News.
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# ? Aug 28, 2023 04:16 |
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Seams posted:The boyhood dream has come true for ECIII Wait this might just be the still but...EC3 looks...a little more normal again? Oh my loving god https://twitter.com/futurafreesky/status/1695990720702607680 SamuraiFoochs fucked around with this message at 07:14 on Aug 28, 2023 |
# ? Aug 28, 2023 06:59 |
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https://twitter.com/futurafreesky/status/1695991855974912238 https://twitter.com/futurafreesky/status/1695989741584302271
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# ? Aug 28, 2023 07:22 |
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Chris James 2 posted:https://twitter.com/futurafreesky/status/1695991855974912238 this is wrestling *clap clap clapclapclap*
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# ? Aug 28, 2023 07:25 |
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I am asking this without a hint of exaggeration. Is Tyrus the shittiest wrestler to ever have held a title OF ANY KIND in anything that wasn't a bumblefuck indy? I'm talking, I think you could probably go WWE, WCW, ECW, NWA, TNA, ROH, PWG, AEW, NJPW, AJPW, DDT, FMA, WAR, you name it....I think VINCE RUSSO was probably a better wrestler than this, and again, not joking. Judy Bagwell was a WCW Tag Champ, but I bet she'd cook more than Tyrus.
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# ? Aug 28, 2023 07:36 |
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Tyrus looks like he was moving with all the speed of a glacier. If you're reading this post 10+ years in the future, a glacier was a giant block of ice that moved very slowly across the land, like how turtles used to move before they were all obliterated by the climate wars of 2030
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# ? Aug 28, 2023 08:52 |
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haunted bong posted:Tyrus looks like he was moving with all the speed of a glacier. Yeah, I was thinking of how Tyrus did that 747 splash like One Man Gang used to do but it looked like at quarter speed. (Not that OMG wouldn't half-heartedly do it now and then, but he'd probably have put some pep in his step for a title match.)
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# ? Aug 28, 2023 09:31 |
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seeing tyrus "hit the ropes" whoo boy
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# ? Aug 28, 2023 10:04 |
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SamuraiFoochs posted:I am asking this without a hint of exaggeration. Is Tyrus the shittiest wrestler to ever have held a title OF ANY KIND in anything that wasn't a bumblefuck indy? I'm talking, I think you could probably go WWE, WCW, ECW, NWA, TNA, ROH, PWG, AEW, NJPW, AJPW, DDT, FMA, WAR, you name it....I think VINCE RUSSO was probably a better wrestler than this, and again, not joking. Judy Bagwell was a WCW Tag Champ, but I bet she'd cook more than Tyrus. Khali? fwiw Khali is rated 2.23 on cagematch, and Tyrus 3.08. There was at least a period in which Tyrus looked decent, Khali was always awful.
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# ? Aug 28, 2023 10:33 |
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unironically, Violent J would've worked a better match than Tyrus
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# ? Aug 28, 2023 10:36 |
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bebaloorpabopalo posted:unironically, Violent J would've worked a better match than Tyrus say what you want about ICP, but apparently they are amazing promoters to work for
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# ? Aug 28, 2023 11:01 |
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I'm going to miss Tyrus's wrestling.
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# ? Aug 28, 2023 12:36 |
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Sticky Nate posted:I'm going to miss Tyrus's wrestling. The only thing that brought me more joy than his wrestling were the weird ways the NWA would have to book and agent matches around him having to move too much.
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# ? Aug 28, 2023 14:15 |
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"Creatively, Billy Corgan and I, both Pisces, both out of our minds creatively," EC3 said. "Kind of like very eccentric and esoteric in a way. I mean, [we're] super-geniuses at a creative level. So I think that's why it's a good fit. I think the industry of wrestling has found itself in a complacent creative bubble. I think it's a lot of replication of [things] people are already seeing, or have seen. I think very few have the courage or the boldness to stand out and be themselves, and that's in every company, ours included."
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# ? Aug 28, 2023 14:54 |
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Imagining EC3 going around like Wile E. Coyote with a card that reads 'Ethan Carter III: Super Creative Genius.'
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# ? Aug 28, 2023 15:09 |
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I too believe that the man who reinvented mrs dash is a brilliant creative genius the likes of which we have never seen in pro rasslin
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# ? Aug 28, 2023 15:10 |
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They went from one conservative moron to a different, more agile conservative moron. Progress?
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# ? Aug 28, 2023 15:16 |
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I would very much like to know the actual circumstances behind why tyrus is like this Is it long covid? He can’t do any cardio or any working out because of that? Did his heart take a hit and he just doesnt have any power to his motor? Is he just fat and lazy?
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# ? Aug 28, 2023 15:18 |
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rotinaj posted:I would very much like to know the actual circumstances behind why tyrus is like this I think it's as simple as he's 50 and in bad shape.
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# ? Aug 28, 2023 15:20 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZqo4OZ0Pqs
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# ? Aug 28, 2023 15:25 |
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Also if your boss is convinced you're the best champion in wrestling history, despite presumably watching you wrestle, why try harder?
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# ? Aug 28, 2023 15:41 |
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apophenium posted:Also if your boss is convinced you're the best champion in wrestling history, despite presumably watching you wrestle, why try harder? Because one can see the houses they are drawing and see the matches you are having and go “nobody cares and i am gassed and lying on the ground for half the match, something isn’t right here” Like, if he really thinks he is doing great work here, i would like to know that. I have my doubts that he does, and would like to know what is really to blame. Is it just delusion? It would be interesting to get a legit tell-all book by someone about NWA since Billy Corgan took over
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# ? Aug 28, 2023 15:49 |
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rotinaj posted:Because one can see the houses they are drawing and see the matches you are having and go “nobody cares and i am gassed and lying on the ground for half the match, something isn’t right here” Tyrus is a right-wing grifter who managed to stick around on Fox News even though he sexually assaulted somebody. This is not a person with any sort of pride or self-respect. It's all about the money.
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# ? Aug 28, 2023 16:19 |
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A Fancy Hat posted:Tyrus is a right-wing grifter who managed to stick around on Fox News even though he sexually assaulted somebody. This is not a person with any sort of pride or self-respect. It's all about the money. Tyrus is a really lovely guy but the accusations against him are sexual harassment (namely a lot of really creepy texts) not sexual assault unless something new came out.
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# ? Aug 28, 2023 17:05 |
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A Fancy Hat posted:Tyrus is a right-wing grifter who managed to stick around on Fox News even though he sexually assaulted somebody. This is not a person with any sort of pride or self-respect. It's all about the money. This sounds more like you want to dehumanize the guy and turn him into a cartoon character because you have spent entirely too much time in the trump lol thread Yes he super sucks as a human being, and yes he is a sex pest, but saying he is incapable of having pride in himself or self-respect without knowing the guy and digging into his brain is exactly why psychologists have a standing policy of “don’t psychoanalyze people you have only seen on tv”.
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# ? Aug 28, 2023 18:09 |
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The last time I looked at cage match out of curiosity for Tyrus, nearly all his matches since winning the title were tags. The ones that were singles matches rarely went more then 5 minutes. I would argue that Tyrus & Billy both know he can't go anymore and are doing their best to hide that. But even in limited doses he looks awful.
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# ? Aug 28, 2023 18:39 |
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syzpid posted:The last time I looked at cage match out of curiosity for Tyrus, nearly all his matches since winning the title were tags. The ones that were singles matches rarely went more then 5 minutes. I would argue that Tyrus & Billy both know he can't go anymore and are doing their best to hide that. But even in limited doses he looks awful. If you watch these matches you will see they are designed around this. Meaning beyond the booking they will be agented in way where Tyrus can either just stand in the middle of the ring doing nothing or lay on the ground "selling" for awkward stretches.
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# ? Aug 28, 2023 18:40 |
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rotinaj posted:This sounds more like you want to dehumanize the guy and turn him into a cartoon character because you have spent entirely too much time in the trump lol thread Yeah I guess I should get to know the guy who said he'd assault his kids if they talked about pronouns. Silly me.
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# ? Aug 28, 2023 18:44 |
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A Fancy Hat posted:Yeah I guess I should get to know the guy who said he'd assault his kids if they talked about pronouns. Silly me. You have gone too far the other direction and now are reducing a human being to being an evil villain People don’t sit around rubbing their hands and cackling about how evil they are, everybody thinks they are right and they are justified. I am gonna guess that he and billy corgan dont sit down before the show and say “gently caress it, just lie on the mat for ten minutes and then do a bad splash, itll have to do” Just writing off someone and saying “they’re evil and do not have an inner monologue” is dumb as gently caress I do believe i have not said he is a good person who deserves love and affection, i simply want to know what’s going on to make him think these absolutely pathetic matches are actually good
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# ? Aug 28, 2023 18:49 |
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This upcoming EC3 vs. Tom Latimer feud will at least lead to "watchable" title matches going forward. And I'm someone who actually really dug Trevor Murdoch and Tim Storm.
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# ? Aug 28, 2023 18:57 |
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Dishwasher posted:This upcoming EC3 vs. Tom Latimer feud will at least lead to "watchable" title matches going forward. And I'm someone who actually really dug Trevor Murdoch and Tim Storm. That feud sounds very unwatchable EC3 matches have been very bad and mostly boring.
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# ? Aug 28, 2023 18:59 |
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NWA Thread: Matches have been very bad and mostly boring
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# ? Aug 28, 2023 19:46 |
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https://twitter.com/postwrestling/status/1699377470007353466?s=46&t=AwMtDeZF_tX5DmOd53fE0g Billy pls
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# ? Sep 6, 2023 15:04 |
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# ? Jun 2, 2024 08:10 |
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Punk will be all set to sign and then he finds out Colt Cabana held the NWA World Heavyweight Championship once and flips out.
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# ? Sep 6, 2023 16:16 |