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Dick Fontaine posted:someone seems to have wandered into the god-machine. came out a little scrambled I had a files job at the IRS decades ago. One of the files I pulled had a letter attached. It started "Dear IRS, judges and others: Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego were thrown into the fiery furnace" He went on and on about how he wouldn't send any of his money to anyone or anything that used the "end times biblical demon machine, the computer". It was a rant of epic proportions, and totally unhinged. The saddest part was a quick peep at his W2 showed that as a retiree, he would have been getting money back.
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MrUnderbridge posted:I had a files job at the IRS decades ago. One of the files I pulled had a letter attached. It started "Dear IRS, judges and others: Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego were thrown into the fiery furnace" lol the fool!
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axolotl farmer posted:They are a kind of arachnids. They don't have any kind of venom, but are extremely fast and have big chompy jaws. They eat pretty much anything they can catch. I know someone who has some of these and whip scorpions as pets and says the side benefit is the landlord never shows up to their place unannounced now
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SulfurMonoxideCute posted:As much as it sucks to be a mammal, I feel like being an arthropod would be worse.
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Splicer posted:Counterpoint: you know that feeling when you take off slightly too tight pants at the end of a long day? That but all your skin. Also your skin is your bones, and when you wriggle out you’re soft and vulnerable and need to lie down for long enough afterward to let your skin-bones harden up again.
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Karate Bastard posted:So is that like a pet or is it axolotl food? ? my little dude eats worms or trout pellets. I'm not trying to feed it anything with chitin.
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Splicer posted:Counterpoint: you know that feeling when you take off slightly too tight pants at the end of a long day? That but all your skin. Like when you bend over and split the seat of your pants, only there's somehow another larger and better-fitting pair of pants underneath 
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Hasturtium posted:Also your skin is your bones, and when you wriggle out you’re soft and vulnerable and need to lie down for long enough afterward to let your skin-bones harden up again.
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Hasturtium posted:Also your skin is your bones, and when you wriggle out you’re soft and vulnerable and need to lie down for long enough afterward to let your skin-bones harden up again. Still just sounds like me after work.
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Someone’s OC on AO3. It’s almost refreshing that youths are still recreating Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way.
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"Spatial Sexual Arousal Manipulation"?
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MrUnderbridge posted:I had a files job at the IRS decades ago. One of the files I pulled had a letter attached. It started "Dear IRS, judges and others: Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego were thrown into the fiery furnace" 
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At least they have the good taste to not have their OC be one of those filthy mutation-based lycanthropes.
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Aw it's kinda heartening and sweet to see the old ways of super-duper special self-inserts being kept alive. Blursed.
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Aramis posted:At least they have the good taste to not have their OC be one of those filthy mutation-based lycanthropes. Hate to break it to you but that OC has werewolf transformation powers along with like everything else. Ralph Crammed In posted:Aw it's kinda heartening and sweet to see the old ways of super-duper special self-inserts being kept alive. Blursed. It is kind of nice to see that the current young generation is just as Chuunibyou as mine (90s kid yaaay)
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Reiche posted:Hate to break it to you but that OC has werewolf transformation powers along with like everything else. I get Knocked down, I get up again, you never gonna knock me down.....
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Reiche posted:Hate to break it to you but that OC has werewolf transformation powers along with like everything else. That's my point though, they went out of their way to specify its flavor.
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How far we've come. There was a time when the camel spider was the main nightmare fuel for goons forums wide.
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redshirt posted:I get Knocked down, I get up again, you never gonna knock me down..... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mk6lDkTO0Nw&t=25s Curse is this is almost 10 years old 
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Reiche posted:Hate to break it to you but that OC has werewolf transformation powers along with like everything else.
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Takes No Damage posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mk6lDkTO0Nw&t=25s This is how it sounds in my head when my ADHD meds are wearing off at the end of the day.
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Splicer posted:But now instead of copy-pasted cutout templates they have AI to draw their sparkleselves in all their never-the-same-face-twice glory. My sister used to print out pictures of her neopets, cut them up, and reassemble them to make her own hybrids. Technology has come so far
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Crosspost from the Awkward/Ugly/Gross thread. Trigger warning because it’s real bad
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RatHat posted:Crosspost from the Awkward/Ugly/Gross thread. Trigger warning because it’s real bad YeeAaaah. Gonna go clean my garage now.
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Roaches in the bedroom = roaches climbing on you while you sleep. After a couple years of spraying and slowly sealing up this old house, I think we're finally free of inside roaches. Luckily, they mostly stuck to the basement under the porch, which previously was somewhat open to the outside. Prior to this, on the second floor, my father in law had one climb on his face in the middle of the night.  Edit: we visited this place in winter and bought it and had been living in it for a couple months going into summer and I was working on my bicycle in the dimly lit basement when I noticed some weird pattern on the boarded up basement window. I got out my flashlight and walked over to that end (it's a really large basement) and discovered several hundred cockroaches living on and in the old stone wall, the plywood-covered window, the beams and ceiling. I called an exterminator immediately and after the guy sprayed down every surface, I probably vacuumed up a couple hundred dead roaches each day for the next week before it finally started to slow down. They've never come back that badly. The house was vacant for maybe a year while the previous owners were trying to sell it, so they had plenty of time to move in and hang out despite there not being anything for them to eat inside. Mauser fucked around with this message at 03:26 on Sep 7, 2023 |
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I didn't have the sound on and totally didn't clock those as roaches because they weren't the size of his palm. Growing up in FL messes with your sense of scale for this type of thing. E: I do know the size difference is because they're different types, we just never really saw the German ones so it's not my reference for them. marjorie fucked around with this message at 03:34 on Sep 7, 2023 |
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RatHat posted:Crosspost from the Awkward/Ugly/Gross thread. Trigger warning because it’s real bad as someone who just moved into an apartment infested with german cockroaches i can say with confidence that this is fuckin badass as hell.
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Hey so can we go back to this because it really raises questions from me
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buglord posted:Hey so can we go back to this because it really raises questions from me It's the exact same concept as fig newtons
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buglord posted:Hey so can we go back to this because it really raises questions from me its just raisin bread 
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Ghostlight posted:not exactly currant events I mean yeah, they just said it was raisin events 
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Takes No Damage posted:I mean yeah, they just said it was raisin events Raisins have a touch of honey don't they?
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Doctor Bishop posted:CRAAAWLING axolotl farmer posted:A moulting solifuge! Cool! Karate Bastard posted:So is that like a pet Umm…was this accidental or on purpose?
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buglord posted:Hey so can we go back to this because it really raises questions from me Sure thing, buglord But unseriously, they're just taking the Bethesda approach and shipping a product full of bugs
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Well I wasn’t going to drink tonight, but that changes things.
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Making Christopher Robin a screw is the real curse  Also hide and wait for police, if you're in Texas you better take your lunch into that closet you're gonna be there a while.
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