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SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

PurpleXVI posted:

https://twitter.com/TafferKing451/status/1698193346953670981?s=20

Dillon usually has some funny Gloomwood development bloopers to share.

rear end 100%

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Maximum Tomfoolery
Apr 12, 2010

rear end rear end

rear end [Option A]

rear end rear end

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
rear end
Titties
rear end and titties
rear end
rear end
Titties
Titties
rear end and titties

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Maximum Tomfoolery posted:

rear end [Option A]

The "A" stands for "rear end."

Nordick
Sep 3, 2011

Yes.
Starfield with the classic Bethesda routine, "Rudely Interrupted Dialogue"

https://twitter.com/Psychobaker_24/status/1699074561025962473

Kikas
Oct 30, 2012
The gods know what he's done

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/715615827591954493/1148869336132497509/MomentsclipfromSep062023.mp4

Mmm.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
It's Bethesda's least buggiest game

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

Non Compos Mentis posted:

It's Bethesda's least buggiest game

true

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/715615827591954493/1148853981020422164/yepitsbethsoft.mp4

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
https://twitter.com/doctorps4/status/1698622593656324608?s=20

lobsterminator
Oct 16, 2012





We must go deeper!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsBrkLq31eM

Haystack
Jan 23, 2005





https://i.imgur.com/fU7Emb8.mp4

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

I still had more fun playing cyberpunk, esp early on with all the glitches, just rolling laughing at every turn cause stupid poo poo kept happening and everyone was so mad about it, but it meant that there were lots of exploits too which make most games better (speed sliding in cyberpunk fixed all my transportation troubles).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6qWtrWf_xM&t=85s

LifeSunDeath has a new favorite as of 16:12 on Sep 6, 2023

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012
K-Hopping was amazing fun and I'm sad they patched it out with no substitute.

very risky blowjob
Sep 27, 2015

the news articles about cyberpunk glitching and people's dicks clipping through their pants is maybe the most i've laughed out loud irl at any video game thing ever

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

very risky blowjob posted:

the news articles about cyberpunk glitching and people's dicks clipping through their pants is maybe the most i've laughed out loud irl at any video game thing ever

It's real, it also happened with tits.

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
Actually hanging massive dong outside of your pants is just an alpha move and not an unrealistic projection of fashion in 2077.

The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022

I accidentally sequence broke Act 2 of BG3 by Misty Stepping into Ketheric's/the Absolute's lair before entering Shadowfell

oeps

very risky blowjob
Sep 27, 2015

LifeSunDeath posted:

It's real, it also happened with tits.

laughing about this all over again tbh, it's just so loving funny to be like "uhhh yeah so our video game is having a problem where the characters keep getting their hooters and schlongs out"

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
Entirely accurate to drugged-up cyber-psychos and murderhobo adventurers high on potions.

Like Goose Game's Dedicated Honk Button, or 50 Cent's Dedicated Swear Button, all RPG Protagonists should have a Dedicated Indecent Exposure Button.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Star trek online had the same issue, where on lower quality settings bodies and clothing would drop polygons differently, so on lowest graphics lots of characters would have untextured triangles out of tombraider 1 sticking through their shirts.

At that quality level it was also possible to see a lot of invisible dev-only objects, apparently the devs never tested different graphics settings.

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

Croccers posted:

K-Hopping was amazing fun and I'm sad they patched it out with no substitute.

With enough money and a good ripperdoc, why wouldn't K-Hopping be something a person could make themselves capable of? You can't tell me every body mod or implant works perfectly in Cyberpunk's setting, when a whole bunch of other poo poo is half-way broken and hosed up. There would be glitchy limbs and implants. Someone would surely exploit these glitches to come up with highly specialized bodies built for one job or another.

K-Hopping high-speed couriers, for example.

They should have made it a class. No weapons, low carry weight, with insanely fast bunny hopping and a solid breastplate being the primary means of attack. Think A-Train from The Boys running straight through people.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Space Skyrim

https://i.imgur.com/7Z0gYiY.mp4

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




lmao hell yea

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Bucket method... the bucket method never changes.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

madeintaipei posted:

With enough money and a good ripperdoc, why wouldn't K-Hopping be something a person could make themselves capable of? You can't tell me every body mod or implant works perfectly in Cyberpunk's setting, when a whole bunch of other poo poo is half-way broken and hosed up. There would be glitchy limbs and implants. Someone would surely exploit these glitches to come up with highly specialized bodies built for one job or another.

K-Hopping high-speed couriers, for example.

They should have made it a class. No weapons, low carry weight, with insanely fast bunny hopping and a solid breastplate being the primary means of attack. Think A-Train from The Boys running straight through people.

I still can't believe they had flying cars and public transport hubs as background poo poo in the game and you could only walk or drive lovely ground cars, that was the most egregious thing to me. it's like starfield not having vehicles at all on planets, just lazy bullshit.


loving LOL, now this is what gaming is really about.

Maximum Tomfoolery
Apr 12, 2010

Still doesn't beat Skyrim's "put a cauldron over the shopkeep's head to block their line of sight" tactic. Though attempting that had like a 50% chance of the physics going nuts and killing you instantly with a cauldron hitting your face at light speed.

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

Maximum Tomfoolery posted:

Still doesn't beat Skyrim's "put a cauldron over the shopkeep's head to block their line of sight" tactic. Though attempting that had like a 50% chance of the physics going nuts and killing you instantly with a cauldron hitting your face at light speed.

What do you say for "that's a feature, not a bug" when it is for a bug?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 58 minutes!
The intersection of feature and bug

Dieting Hippo
Jan 5, 2006

THIS IS NOT A PROPER DIET FOR A HIPPO

ImpAtom posted:

What do you say for "that's a feature, not a bug" when it is for a bug?

WONTFIX

TooMuchAbstraction
Oct 14, 2012

I spent four years making
Waves of Steel
Hell yes I'm going to turn my avatar into an ad for it.
Fun Shoe
"Working as implemented"

very risky blowjob
Sep 27, 2015

ImpAtom posted:

What do you say for "that's a feature, not a bug" when it is for a bug?

pozzed?

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

ImpAtom posted:

What do you say for "that's a feature, not a bug" when it is for a bug?

That is what you say when it's for a bug, you just have to smile when you say it

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 58 minutes!
CANTFIX WONTFIX

IShallRiseAgain
Sep 12, 2008

Well ain't that precious?

So apparently the steam version of Manhunt didn't properly remove the anti-piracy measures which is why the game is unplayable https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfDg7BidsY4

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde

TooMuchAbstraction posted:

"Working as implemented"
lol I'll have to remember this one the next time something is hosed up at work

Metroid Fitzgerald
Feb 13, 2012

B O O O O B S . . . !


Starfield has continued the Bethesda tradition of letting NPCs get annihilated mid-convo

https://twitter.com/MJ__Hernandez/status/1699658584810774834

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
I will never not love NPCs getting their poo poo pushed in during cutscenes by random mobs.

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credburn
Jun 22, 2016
A tangled skein of bad opinions, the hottest takes, and the the world's most misinformed nonsense. Do not engage with me, it's useless, and better yet, put me on ignore.

Megillah Gorilla posted:

npcs getting anally gangbanged by randos

Goodness!

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