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B-Rock452 posted:Tucker just did an interview with a guy who claimed to have done blow and gay sex with Obama. i can't believe this guy is still around  a long time ago i worked for the web department of barnes&noble and at one point was in charge of the online customer review system. this guy's book was, for a time, for sale on the site and the gist of it was as you describe - he claimed obama hosed him in the back of a car and they did coke together. the customer reviews were, as you can imagine, 95% people saying this guy was full of poo poo and 5% far right nutjobs insisting it was all true. the fun part was at some point this dude sued barnes&noble for libel over the fact that all the reviews were accusing him of being a liar, and we left those reviews up. i had to go be interviewed by the legal department about this poo poo, several times, once even after i'd left the company. pretty sure at some point they just delisted his book but i was surprised by how seriously they took him, let alone the fact that he's still out there doing interviews. he seemed like a very obviously insane liar. Earwicker fucked around with this message at 23:40 on Sep 6, 2023 |
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Meme experts like Elon are so talented at their craft that they simply describe their memes rather than making an image Knowing his established MO he's probably being saying it verbatim in daily coversation to the performing seals of sycophants who can stand to be/are forced to be in his orbit IRL
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No. 6 posted:Football Politics Elon doesn't have a team, remember, he's very neutral. also lol that Obama was one of the people he sucked up to the most when celebrities were fleeing twitter
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CharlestheHammer posted:Even if Obamas out there blowing dudes he hasn’t been relevant in closing in on a decade so who cares He’s the next meme vehicle after Hillary dies.
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"LOCK HER UP!"
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priznat posted:I love that he totally misunderstood the meaning of that domino meme. What a loving moron what is the domino meme? also why is everything mimi's? many many things have existed before the internet. stuff like domino effect.
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Sep 7, 2023 00:12
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The one where it starts with banning hentai on SA and ends up with trumpp in office
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Songbearer posted:Meme experts like Elon are so talented at their craft that they simply describe their memes rather than making an image  he stole it. musk doesn't know how to actually make memes. he's CTO of a tech company lol
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Sep 7, 2023 00:17
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say 7 of 9 you dumbass fake nerd
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https://twitter.com/david_leavitt/status/1699449543689990323?s=46&t=VqGDTpMBvtmBLtOHIUgZdw Elon should totally sue
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kazil posted:
Lol how many people who follow him replied immediately with this or a variation on this that they quickly whipped up for him to steal
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explosivo posted:Lol how many people who follow him replied immediately with this or a variation on this that they quickly whipped up for him to steal would you believe me if I said he had one of the doge guys do it?  a joke so funny it could be in the babylon bee
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The problem with Elon is that he doesn't have anyone to tell him to gently caress off from the site he owns like Lowtax did. I don't think Lowtax had moronic simps cheering on everything he did. That's a major difference.
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kazil posted:would you believe me if I said he had one of the doge guys do it? Holy poo poo lmao. Asking him to make edits before he steals it is wild.
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I can usually understand why people find certain memes funny even if i do not but I do not get how this is funny.
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it owns the libs
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World's smartest man does not know how to add text in mspaint
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Sockser posted:World's smartest man does not know how to add text in mspaint he knows how to get someone else to do it for free - seems pretty smart to me
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just wait to see elin's tweets when someone shows him how to use Character Map, ߥßʸ 
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Sockser posted:World's smartest man does not know how to add text in mspaint No but you don't understand he's the best coder in the world and the smartest man in the world, so obviously he knows how to add text in paint, but obviously he has better things to do with his time such as um... doing K and badly trying to troll on twitter all day.
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kazil posted:would you believe me if I said he had one of the doge guys do it? "The joke is not funny enough. Can you explain it more for other people. And by that I mean me. I'm Rick Bish."
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kazil posted:
ahahahah he hosed it up even WORSE good god The whole thing that makes it funny is the LACK of info on the intermediate dominos! And it should be something that is on the face of it unrelated! God what a loser.
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Sep 7, 2023 00:50
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P sure there's websites where you choose an image and type in words and drag them around
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Revins posted:P sure there's websites where you choose an image and type in words and drag them around yeah it even has the blocky meme text all ready to go! christ he shoulda bought that site instead (for $44billion)
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wait isnt Obama's account still like the top 3 or 10 most popular accounts? lol musk's dumb little ego driven ket brain is fixated that a non white has better numbers than him. (also i might be getting my double or even triple event) PhazonLink fucked around with this message at 00:55 on Sep 7, 2023 |
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The Jews are infringing on my right to free speech! Holy poo poo! Did they prevent you from expressing your religious beliefs? Lol no... no not that speech So... they barred you from sharing your views on current political issues? Haha no not that speech either What speech, exactly? Oh, you know...
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I'm tired of the Jews telling me I can't complain and talk about how much I hate the Jews
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How is this terminally online shitlord so. loving. bad. at memes of all things.
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So when is X going to start being hosted on the same Russian web servers that host stormfront or the daily stormer or whatever the gently caress
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He’s a capitalist, he’s never made anything
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Consummate Professional posted:He’s a capitalist, he’s never made anything He did make cat turd mad so he technically made something
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priznat posted:ahahahah he hosed it up even WORSE good god Small domino: Twitter temporarily suspends the Bablylon Bee Big domino: Elon Musk $44 billion to rant about Jews online
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:I'm tired of the Jews
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nine-gear crow posted:Small domino: Twitter temporarily suspends the Bablylon Bee Yes! That is how it's done! It is hilarious to me that he is so loving bad at being clever or funny no matter how hard he tries. He could hire ghost writers but at this point everyone would know, instantly.
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Aramis posted:How is this terminally online shitlord so. loving. bad. at memes of all things. You need to remember he mostly just hangs out online with tremendously unfunny, lovely fascist sycophants. That's who he learnt online humor from, so it does make a lot of sense.
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That domino meme definitely works best when the first event is some random accusation made by a lunatic instead of a historically documented event
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It's a shame that Elon's Nazimania came on only after he bought the Nazi Site, because it would have been loving hilarious if @Jack snookered Elon into paying $148.8 billion for Twitter instead of just $44 billion because Elon wanted to do the hu hu Hilter meme and is a loving imbecile about everything, least of all money.
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Halisnacks posted:I know it’s tempting to think that we’d all like a job as cushy and high-paying as Yacc’s, but doesn’t it sort of require… being a willing, senior accomplice to and defender of transphobia, anti-semitism, white supremacy? Would any non-chud goon want that specific job? Many years ago I wrote some software that figured out the optimal way for a given number of buses that were available to take a bunch of people from various retirement homes to a destination (like a day trip and a stay at a hotel, that kind of thing), minimising fuel usage, number of stops etc. I was approached by a debt collection agency that wanted to pay me a substantial (compared to what I was earning at the time) to adapt my software to optimise routes for their collectors. I told them to gently caress off. I'm lucky that I have lived a life that gives me the choice to turn down work that I find objectionable. Incredibly lucky; most people will never have that chance. I'm never going to judge anyone that is truly desperate and takes a job that is demonstrably evil just because they need a paycheck. I'm going to judge the gently caress out of insanely wealthy people like Yaccarixo or whatever the gently caress because they are actively trying to make the world worse for a paycheck that they do not need.
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