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Jerusalem posted:Hmmm, if only there was some way to know that extensive testing was required before moving to human trials! Hell with that, I need a new arm more than some mouse does!
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# ? Sep 4, 2023 04:01 |
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# ? May 24, 2024 19:54 |
Murdstone posted:I think he would go with 'Park Peterer'. Somehow i didn't register that he still had his shirt on. The chest pocket with teh vial is the funniest little thing.
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# ? Sep 4, 2023 05:13 |
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MorningMoon posted:Somehow i didn't register that he still had his shirt on. The chest pocket with teh vial is the funniest little thing. Buddy, you're in NYC. This is either not the first adult costume you've sold or you're leaving money on the table. Edit: I probably should have said "adult-sized" costume but you know what? Pervert money spends as good as any other.
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# ? Sep 4, 2023 05:19 |
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# ? Sep 4, 2023 05:59 |
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Pay no attention to the sounds of tearing metal and this guard's screams, my dove!
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# ? Sep 4, 2023 06:21 |
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Haha yeah, either May is just ignoring the screaming or Doc Ock is just ROARING his little lovenotes to her so she can hear him. 3rd option, she's absolutely onboard and part of this whole thing. MorningMoon posted:Somehow i didn't register that he still had his shirt on. The chest pocket with teh vial is the funniest little thing. I'm assuming this guy is supposed to be somebody familiar?
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# ? Sep 4, 2023 06:42 |
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Wait is the plan to be a phony Spider-Man despite being the real one? Why not just make up an entirely new identity.
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# ? Sep 4, 2023 07:29 |
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MonsterEnvy posted:Wait is the plan to be a phony Spider-Man despite being the real one? Why not just make up an entirely new identity. Nobody can find out that Spider-Man is actually Spider-Man
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# ? Sep 4, 2023 08:23 |
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Peter-Man already gets confused about which identity he is using at the moment. Spider-Parker doesn't need a third name to mix up into his brick bonked head. Also what wrestling league would sign him up without giving his real name? Sure they might bill him as "Spider-Man" but the cheques still need to go to a civilian identity. Like "The Rock" was the name in lights, but the check said Dwayne Johnson.
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# ? Sep 4, 2023 14:17 |
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"In this corner, Peter Parker, the Specious Spider-Man!"
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# ? Sep 4, 2023 15:47 |
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# ? Sep 4, 2023 18:31 |
I loving lvoe MJ lmao
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# ? Sep 4, 2023 19:07 |
She's just so happy being Mrs. Parker now Being married to Peter after all that whole year of problems was worth it for someone that truly makes her happy
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# ? Sep 5, 2023 11:45 |
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"Huh.... Mrs. Parker started working late again awfully quick...."
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# ? Sep 5, 2023 11:56 |
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Jerusalem posted:"Huh.... Mrs. Parker started working late again awfully quick...." "Sssh! Call her 'Miss Watson' again, or she'll get furious at you for some reason."
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# ? Sep 5, 2023 18:03 |
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100% needs the head tilt though
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# ? Sep 5, 2023 19:29 |
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"Nooo! I look terrible in lab coats!"
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# ? Sep 5, 2023 23:03 |
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Appropriate combo
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# ? Sep 5, 2023 23:08 |
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I can't tell if it's the scan or the original art but I'm really enjoying the Lizard's new power of "being constantly out of focus"
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# ? Sep 5, 2023 23:16 |
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# ? Sep 6, 2023 06:32 |
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Wait.... how does Spider-Man play into Ock robbing an armored car? Why will he be "as good as crushed" when the guards wake up?
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# ? Sep 6, 2023 07:16 |
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He's going to frame
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# ? Sep 6, 2023 07:41 |
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there are only two people on the entire planet who can rip the doors off of an armored car, and ock has an alibi. it's an unbelievably lovely alibi, sure, but that's more than noted threat and/or menace spiderman has.
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# ? Sep 6, 2023 09:02 |
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:there are only two people on the entire planet who can rip the doors off of an armored car, and ock has an alibi. it's an unbelievably lovely alibi, sure, but that's more than noted threat and/or menace spiderman has. he's gonna frame bruce banner? peter will be devastated that such a brilliant mind turned to crime. it will absolutely crush him.
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# ? Sep 6, 2023 09:10 |
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Qwertycoatl posted:He's going to frame "Put our heaviest shackles on her, she might go berserk." "Oh and you go about your day, Doctor Octavius. Sorry to bother you when you just got out of prison. Your tentacles look really shiny today btw."
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# ? Sep 6, 2023 09:55 |
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my favorite part about this plan is that it seems to rely on the nypd turning against nsm and taking him down. they already try to kill him all the time, usually for no particular reason.
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# ? Sep 6, 2023 10:04 |
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Nobody will suspect that the real culprit is the man who was on scene knocking out guards with his metal tentacles while saying "Nobody can stop Doctor Octopus"
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# ? Sep 6, 2023 10:14 |
It's the perfect plan, nobody saw him actually do it. Only the armored car driver saw him in th etime and place of the crime and saw Ock knock him out with the tentacles, using as much strength as needed to rip doors apart. Therefore it was Spider-man.
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# ? Sep 6, 2023 11:45 |
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Later, a burglar runs out of the wrestling ticket office with a bag of cash, cackling about going uncle-slaying later and Pete can't stop him because he's pretending not to be Spider-Man..
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# ? Sep 6, 2023 12:23 |
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Spectator: Hey look, that guy pretending to be Spider-Man just made a terrible decision based on shoddy thinking that has no logical basis! He.... hey...... wait a second.........
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# ? Sep 6, 2023 13:23 |
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Jerusalem posted:Spectator: Hey look, that guy pretending to be Spider-Man just made a terrible decision based on shoddy thinking that has no logical basis! He.... hey...... wait a second......... Also, he seems to be able to walk on walls too.
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# ? Sep 6, 2023 16:42 |
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Volmarias posted:Also, he seems to be able to walk on walls too.
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# ? Sep 6, 2023 18:17 |
Volmarias posted:Also, he seems to be able to walk on walls too.
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# ? Sep 6, 2023 22:55 |
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# ? Sep 6, 2023 23:21 |
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MorningMoon posted:It's the perfect plan, nobody saw him actually do it. Only the armored car driver saw him in th etime and place of the crime and saw Ock knock him out with the tentacles, using as much strength as needed to rip doors apart. Therefore it was Spider-man. This plan is so awful it boggles the mind.
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# ? Sep 6, 2023 23:54 |
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None of them are CM Punk this is wildly inaccurate
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# ? Sep 7, 2023 00:40 |
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MonsterEnvy posted:This plan is so awful it boggles the mind.
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# ? Sep 7, 2023 01:31 |
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The slap heard round the sewer
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# ? Sep 7, 2023 05:22 |
MJ quickly learning the key to marriage is letting Peter just do his bullshit until he gets bored.
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# ? Sep 7, 2023 14:57 |
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