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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > NFL 2023 Kickoff GDT: It's Back! Kelce? Ack! Goff Attack!
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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Hennething Is Possible

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 20:06
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Dr. Lunchables
Dec 27, 2012

IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD



 I’m no fan of MN but that drum is nowhere near as cool as the horn

* # ? Sep 8, 2023 01:23
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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

Android Apocalypse posted:


Ranch dry rub wings & cajun calamari from The Rock Wood-Fired Pizza.

Welcome to the 2023 NFL season!

Ooh it's been too long since I had calamari. Looks good.

* # ? Sep 8, 2023 01:23
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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

mcmagic posted:

Did collinsworth just say that america is going to find out tonight how good mahomes is? this one is gonna finalize that?

hes not very good

* # ? Sep 8, 2023 01:23
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wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer
Nice dose of casual racism to start the year

* # ? Sep 8, 2023 01:23
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surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
Come on Lions, they're missing two of their best players, you can do this

* # ? Sep 8, 2023 01:24
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Cognac McCarthy
Oct 5, 2008

It's a man's game, but boys will play

Dr_Strangelove posted:

Christ she sucks

She hosted Christian dating show "It Takes a Church", which is a fantastic bad show if you're into that kind of thing

* # ? Sep 8, 2023 01:24
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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
lol just saying "the"

* # ? Sep 8, 2023 01:24
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Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!
We made it! :mad:

* # ? Sep 8, 2023 01:24
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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

wilderthanmild posted:

Nice dose of casual racism to start the year

theres nothing casual about the racism in missouri

* # ? Sep 8, 2023 01:24
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razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


 jared goof

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Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

 Young Chop is my favorite chop

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mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Cognac McCarthy posted:

She hosted Christian dating show "It Takes a Church", which is a fantastic bad show if you're into that kind of thing

sad that you would tell on yourself that way

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midwat
May 6, 2007

 Oh, David Montgomery is still a thing

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BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe
Did somebody just name an elementary school as their alma mater?

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

razorscooter posted:

jared goof

:goof:

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Cognac McCarthy
Oct 5, 2008

It's a man's game, but boys will play

mcmagic posted:

sad that you would tell on yourself that way

It's a funny show OP

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DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
Was that one dude representing his elementary school? That rules.

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trevorreznik
Apr 22, 2023
 Goff stinks lions gonna be dead last

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JGdmn
Jun 12, 2005

Like I give a fuck.

midwat posted:

Oh, David Montgomery is still a thing

Hell yeah he is.

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chibi luda
Apr 17, 2013

 oh thats a bad scorebug wow

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Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!
drat. Goff had some decent stats last year, didn't realize that.

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

razorscooter posted:

jared goof

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKqs1JLDbp4

* # ? Sep 8, 2023 01:25
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MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
Too much pressure

* # ? Sep 8, 2023 01:26
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Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
Opening drive is a three and out? Time to extrapolate the final score--calling it, 6-3.

* # ? Sep 8, 2023 01:26
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Dr. Lunchables
Dec 27, 2012

IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD

trevorreznik posted:

Goff stinks lions gonna be dead last

Lions fans in the thread represent

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pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


 same ol' sorry rear end Lions

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE
Illegal Hen
...and the Lions sputter.

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fsif
Jul 18, 2003

 :fork:

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mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
Remember when america just talked themselves into thinking jared goff is good?

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Should've established the run.

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FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



 :ohdear:

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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


 football is back

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Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
Jared Goof

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Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

Hughmoris posted:

I didn't see it

They cut to it just before it went behind the stadium corner

* # ? Sep 8, 2023 01:26
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Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

 Great punt

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Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



 Go Chefs! :toot:

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Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




 Goff. :lol:

* # ? Sep 8, 2023 01:27
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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

 nice timing

https://twitter.com/rapsheet/status/1699942299394838876?s=46

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Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!

pmchem posted:

same ol' sorry rear end Lions

Yeah. Lets be real. They are the Lions. At best, they start the season 1-2.

* # ? Sep 8, 2023 01:27
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