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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > NFL 2023 Kickoff GDT: It's Back! Kelce? Ack! Goff Attack!
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MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

 Fake punt bitch!

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razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008

Hughmoris posted:

If the Lions go 3-and-out again there season is effectively over.

8-9 still on the table baby

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trevorreznik
Apr 22, 2023
 I wish muscle coach was my teams coach

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MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
Lions own

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Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

 boo lions but i can always respect going for it

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Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos
big rear end balls

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Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
 Lions bitch

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pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


 marvin tryin' to go from zero to hero

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Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

 GODDAMN

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Football!!!

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE
Illegal Hen
Kneecaps: bitten.

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Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

 OWNS

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
BIG loving BALLS

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Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."
 LMAO WHAT

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Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


 Trickery!

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Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.
:siren: LIONS FIRST DOWN :siren:

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DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
Yes...Ha ha ha...yes

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fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
Hell yes! Football is BAAAACK BABY

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fsif
Jul 18, 2003

 Hell yeah, time for Goff to squander it!

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Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
Dan Campbell not loving around with that call

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
kneecap status: nibbled

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Pershing
Feb 21, 2010

John "Black Jack" Pershing
Hard Fucking Core
 Oh hell yeah

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HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
 :sickos:

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

ROFL at Taub's reaction

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wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer
Hell yeah first sick fake of the year

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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

 It's a fake! I can't believe it!

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Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

 DAN CAMPBELL GOATED

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Dr. Lunchables
Dec 27, 2012

IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD



 Most entertaining team in football, no question

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Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

Dr_Strangelove posted:

ooh where

TAP at the MGM

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WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

 lmao we are dumb as poo poo that will backfire so hard eventually

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Kneecaps, chewed

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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
"I wonder if they fake? Nah, it's way too early for tha---"

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^burtle
Jul 17, 2001

God of Boomin'



 PUT THE WORD OUT WE BACK UP

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
 Feel like the line for the Lions on that fake punt outweighed everyone they were lined up against by about 30 lbs each.

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Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost

fsif posted:

Hell yeah, time for Goff to squander it!
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Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

Against All Tyrants

Ultra Carp
I loving LOVE DAN CAMPBELL

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wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

 KNEECAPS ARE GETTIN BIT

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



 Now don't loving blow it Goff

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AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel
I HAVE *NEVER* SEEN THAT

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