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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > NFL 2023 Kickoff GDT: It's Back! Kelce? Ack! Goff Attack!
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Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

 hahahaha

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Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Bijan really overshadowed how good Gibbs is. Dude was going nuts at loving Georgia Tech before the bama NIL paid up

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Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.
OH NO

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MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
Lol, Lions

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That Which Squeaks
Aug 28, 2006

"Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you."
-Bill Belichick
Hey old friends, welcome back football, welcome back Goff.

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Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

Kalli posted:

Attn NFL Concussion Spotter

https://twitter.com/highlightheaven/status/1699951337914446310

One helmet good

Two helmets better

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sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Kalli posted:

Attn NFL Concussion Spotter

https://twitter.com/highlightheaven/status/1699951337914446310
:aaa:

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mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
Well that isn't ideal for the Lions

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Fate Accomplice
Nov 30, 2006

NattyBo posted:

Great game so far but how the gently caress are the Chiefs allowed to have 77k fans doing a “war chant” and tomahawk chop??

america was conceived in and will never conquer racism

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Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

 well that sucked

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Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
Lions regressing back to their usual self

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
:laffo:

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MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

 Whoops

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

wilderthanmild posted:

Our first really bad play of the year lol

Painful one after that too, ouch.

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Not Ideal!

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE
Illegal Hen

Android Apocalypse posted:

Oops.
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Pops Mgee
Aug 20, 2009

People all over the world,
Join Hands,
Start the Love Train!

Pops Mgee posted:

The Detroit Lions
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Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
Whoopsie

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Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."
 lmao always entertaining

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fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
lol lions

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wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
Gibbs is gonna be a star.

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MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
Lions O gonna fall apart before the Chiefs D

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Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

 Bad play call

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HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
 SOL

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





 D'oh!

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wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer

wilderthanmild posted:

Our first really bad play of the year lol

Our second one!

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Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

Against All Tyrants

Ultra Carp
fuuuuuuuuuck

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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
That is truly unfortunate.

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WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

 SOL

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Dr. Lunchables
Dec 27, 2012

IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD



 Motherfucker

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

 thats not ideal

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sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

 They are who we thought they were

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AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

 the play was stupid even before the fumble

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Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
Classic Lions

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sirtommygunn
Mar 7, 2013



 Oh my god Lions

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Qwijib0 posted:

One helmet good

Two helmets better

inarguable

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surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
Ruh-roh

I still think the Lions will score a bajillion points this year, but wasn't their big win streak last year largely based on having virtually no turnovers?

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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

 my balls was hot

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waffle enthusiast
Nov 16, 2007



 I have never hated a commercial more in my life.

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Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

 i love callbacks

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