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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > NFL 2023 Kickoff GDT: It's Back! Kelce? Ack! Goff Attack!
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Kurgarra Queen
Jun 11, 2008

GIVE ME MORE
SUPER BOWL
WINS

 :schotty::schotty::schotty:

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Hizawk
Jun 18, 2004

High on the Lions.

 THE SETROIT LUONZ

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fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
MONTY!

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SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
What a loving shitshow LMAO

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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005

Substandard posted:

Toney would have caught all those balls with better touch on the throws.

tbh the last one was behind him

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Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!
I completely forgot about that Matt Nagy hire before today lol

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
Lions........win?

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Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.
Chris Jones is about to make a lot of money and Toney is about to lose his job

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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

THE LIONS HAVE WON THE SUPER BOWL

THE LIONS HAVE WON TGE SUPER BIWL
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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

 Loins bitch. Goof bitch. :sickos:

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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

 who dey

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Silly Burrito posted:

hey, some of us have had sex!

multiple times even!

i mean same, but

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
THAT’S THE GAME

do u think mahomes stands in front of the mirror and practices putting his hands in his neck hole

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surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
That'll do it, good job Detroit!

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Dr. Lunchables
Dec 27, 2012

IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD



 LMAO LOINS BITCH

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YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

illcendiary posted:

So if they're just going to run the ball anyway, why not go for it?

Because if even if they don’t get the first down they’re already in FG range turn it into a TD to win instead of a FG for KC.

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SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
LMAOmes

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Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

bean mom posted:

im not so sure Something Awful Forums posters have the high ground here

TFF is basically parentchat at this point

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Valt
May 14, 2006

Oh HELL yeah.
Ultra Carp
It would be really cool to see the lions be good this year!

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Gadzuko
Feb 14, 2005
 Congratulations to the undefeated Detroit Lions, Bitch

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SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
This is a really disappointing game but like... What the gently caress Chiefs look awful

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MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
WOW

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hughesta
Jun 12, 2012

i know its super duper kooper
cool like up the bitches snitches
 Oh my god gently caress yes detroit

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rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe
Lions!

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fsif
Jul 18, 2003

pasaluki posted:

Yesssss go Detroit.
I have to give it to Collinsworth for the slot receiver comment

I missed this theoretical good Collinsworth quip that everyone is talking about. What did he say?

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Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




 Congratulations Lions fans. Holy poo poo guys, get drunk and celebrate this. It freaking rules.

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vyst
Aug 25, 2009



 Chiefs receivers better learn how to block because they are never seeing another pass when Kelce comes back

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SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


 https://i.imgur.com/vnIDW04.gifv

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Roasted Donut
Aug 24, 2007

NWA WHITE POWERRR!!!!
lions ftw

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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







 oh hey abs

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MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
Lions actually did it

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
By the transitive properties, I am pleased to tell you that the Detroit Lions are now the World Champions.

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Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

THE LIONS HAVE WON THE SUPER BOWL

THE LIONS HAVE WON TGE SUPER BIWL
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Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."
 LOINS BITCH POST THE GIFS

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Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

 this is better than i even imagined

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Scarabrae
Oct 7, 2002

 Indiana jones lions bitch gif pls

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Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

sirtommygunn posted:

This game is like 45-10 if KC had a single decent receiver.

4 real

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MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.

hughesta posted:

Oh my god gently caress yes detroit
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Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg
Oct 4, 2004

ha, ha, ha, og me ekam
Holy poo poo Lions

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WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

 the 1-0 Detroit Lions

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