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Grand Fromage: Jan 30, 2006; L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?

TinTower posted:

Massive side-eye at Georgia there.

Finally a map where West Virginia is the normal state

# ? Sep 8, 2023 06:38

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steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

Once again everybody groans at Oregon's poo poo

# ? Sep 8, 2023 06:41

Mister Olympus: Oct 31, 2011; Buzzard, Who Steals From Dead Bodies

Vivian Darkbloom posted:

"A Land for the Jews" proposed by an American Jew around 1938. Some of these places would be decent to live while others would be unbearable. As you can see, the author opposed the Zionist program of building a Jewish homeland in Palestine. Herzl's Uganda proposal overlaps a little with territory 8. Territory 1 expands on the Jewish Autonomous Oblast, which was established in 1934 but never attracted much migration.

According to some blog, not much is known about the author, Joseph Otmar Hefter. This pamphlet is supposed to be from 1938 and as you can see, he opposed Zionist efforts to build a Jewish state in Palestine.

"Only the broadest outlines of Joseph Otmar Hefter�s life can be described with any certainty. He was born at the end of the nineteenth century in Austro-Hungary, emigrated to the U.S. and spent the last decades of his life in Mexico, working as a graphic designer. A documentary about Hefter, titled Faktories und Felder and produced for the aforementioned 2011 Israeli exhibition, eventually had to change course and turn into a speculative biography, for lack of hard evidence."

you should read the yiddish policeman's union if you haven't already; a partially-in-yiddish noir novel in an alternate 50s where the jewish state in alaska came to be

# ? Sep 8, 2023 06:41

SoggyBobcat: Oct 2, 2013

TinTower posted:

Massive side-eye at Georgia there.

Glad North Dakotans are looking after their mental health.

What does cbt mean in this context? Do I want to know?

# ? Sep 8, 2023 06:47

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

SoggyBobcat posted:

Glad North Dakotans are looking after their mental health.

What does cbt mean in this context? Do I want to know?

well as you say, cognitive behavioral therapy

cock & ball torture

# ? Sep 8, 2023 07:15

Guavanaut: Nov 27, 2009; Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998; Toilet Rascal

TinTower posted:

Massive side-eye at Georgia there.

Mississippians picked the right state.

Byzantine posted:

I think Langley is skewing the results there.

Philly police union too.

# ? Sep 8, 2023 07:26

i say swears online: Mar 4, 2005

kansas-missouri are the best ones. keep that rivalry alive

# ? Sep 8, 2023 08:11

Torrannor: Apr 27, 2013; ---FAGNER---
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Diqnol posted:

Fire play listed twice, map invalid

Clowns listed twice, too.

Also, sensual play and sensation play, though I think these can mean different things.

# ? Sep 8, 2023 08:31

Saladman: Jan 12, 2010

Those maps are always bogus anyway since it�s probably like n = 2 searches in California and no one else ever searched for dacryphilia, whatever that is. Finger fetish? Not googling it.

N = 658,000 is unlikely to be even remotely enough data for this type of map.

E: I also wonder how many are just typos that one person repeatedly made, but I�m also not going to search and find out what "high protocol" means. I think "sweat" was the one I thought was probably a typo since it�s Mississippi, but poo poo, maybe not. Presumably the data are from text entry and not a pull-down menu (double entendre intended?)

Saladman fucked around with this message at 09:27 on Sep 8, 2023

# ? Sep 8, 2023 09:23

wakka wakka: Oct 9, 2004

Diqnol posted:

Fire play listed twice, map invalid

High protocol is listed three times, separate from just protocol.

Though I think the stand out is enforced bedtime.

# ? Sep 8, 2023 09:27

mobby_6kl: Aug 9, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

"Pediatric firearm mortality rate by state and year from 2018 to 2021. States with absolute mortalities <20 are grayed out because of unreliable crude death rates (these include Arkansas, Delaware, Hawaii, Maine, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, North Dakota, Rhode Island, South Dakota, Vermont, West Virginia, Wyoming, and District of Columbia)."

https://arstechnica.com/health/2023/09/gun-deaths-among-us-children-reached-new-record-high-in-2021-study-finds

# ? Sep 8, 2023 09:33

redleader: Aug 18, 2005; Engage according to operational parameters

wakka wakka posted:

High protocol is listed three times, separate from just protocol.

Though I think the stand out is enforced bedtime.

i think we could all do with some enforced bedtime

# ? Sep 8, 2023 09:42

distortion park: Apr 25, 2011

mobby_6kl posted:

"Pediatric firearm mortality rate by state and year from 2018 to 2021. States with absolute mortalities <20 are grayed out because of unreliable crude death rates (these include Arkansas, Delaware, Hawaii, Maine, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, North Dakota, Rhode Island, South Dakota, Vermont, West Virginia, Wyoming, and District of Columbia)."

https://arstechnica.com/health/2023/09/gun-deaths-among-us-children-reached-new-record-high-in-2021-study-finds

# ? Sep 8, 2023 10:50

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

TinTower posted:

Massive side-eye at Georgia there.

wtf is in the Great Lakes?

# ? Sep 8, 2023 10:54

FreudianSlippers: Apr 12, 2010; Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

It amuses me that some psychology thing shares an acronym with cock and ball torture.

Next you're gonna tell me there's a form of physical therapy coincidentally called "Felching" (Google this at work).

# ? Sep 8, 2023 11:09

Guavanaut: Nov 27, 2009; Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998; Toilet Rascal

It's also Compulsory Basic Training within the Bicycle, Driving, Scooter and Moped scene.

# ? Sep 8, 2023 11:17

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Carthag Tuek posted:

well as you say, cognitive behavioral therapy

cock & ball torture

"My bad, this was supposed to say "Cbat"

# ? Sep 8, 2023 11:33

Reveilled: Apr 19, 2007; Take up your rifles

Guavanaut posted:

It's also Compulsory Basic Training within the Bicycle, Driving, Scooter and Moped scene.

My sister's partner is having to redo his CBT after letting it lapse during the pandemic and I had to explain to my mum why I choked down a giggle when it came up at a family dinner.

Related, my work has started calling a practice where we check in periodically with customers to make sure everything's still OK after we've resolved a complaint "aftercare".

"Steve will be busy for the next 15 minutes as he's doing aftercare with a client"

# ? Sep 8, 2023 12:57

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

What's "high protocol"?

# ? Sep 8, 2023 13:49

Guavanaut: Nov 27, 2009; Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998; Toilet Rascal

Liz Truss day collar necklaces and other 'signs' in vanilla settings.

# ? Sep 8, 2023 13:53

Leon Trotsky 2012: Aug 27, 2009; YOU CAN TRUST ME!*

_{*Israeli Government-affiliated poster}

"Enforced Bedtime" is so funny that it has be a secret kink that only exists because some people have a kink of being the only person in the world with a specific kink.

I am not googling these at work, so I need someone to tell me what Dacryphilia and "High Protocol" are.

Or what you even do with sweat play? Just turn the AC off?

# ? Sep 8, 2023 14:15

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

I am not googling these at work, so I need someone to tell me what Dacryphilia

My educated but dumb-rear end guess is something to do with crying.

e: lacrima used to be spelled dacrima. And probably many other ways because the Romans were not a consistent people.

3D Megadoodoo fucked around with this message at 14:30 on Sep 8, 2023

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Minenfeld!: Aug 21, 2012

Louisiana is concerning.

# ? Sep 8, 2023 14:28

Edgar Allen Ho: Apr 3, 2017; by sebmojo

Minenfeld! posted:

Louisiana is concerning.

Hearing gun shots are a normal occurence in this neighbourhood

It�s fine, in that the dog meme sense

# ? Sep 8, 2023 14:34

Judgy Fucker: Mar 24, 2006

Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

"Enforced Bedtime" is so funny that it has be a secret kink that only exists because some people have a kink of being the only person in the world with a specific kink.

I am not googling these at work, so I need someone to tell me what Dacryphilia and "High Protocol" are.

Or what you even do with sweat play? Just turn the AC off?

Evidently high protocol is just intense sub/dom stuff like not making eye contact with your dom, never turning your back to them, or having to ask your dom if you can use the bathroom.

# ? Sep 8, 2023 14:54

Fifty Farts: Dec 23, 2013; - Meticulously Researched
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Platystemon posted:

wtf is in the Great Lakes?

As a Wisconsinite who's spent time in Minnesota, all I can say is "goo goo gaga."

# ? Sep 8, 2023 15:57

Darkest Auer: Dec 30, 2006; They're silly; Ramrod XTreme

Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

Or what you even do with sweat play? Just turn the AC off?

Go play some Baldur's Gate 3 and Lae'zel will teach you

# ? Sep 8, 2023 16:19

Pope Hilarius II: Nov 10, 2008

3D Megadoodoo posted:

My educated but dumb-rear end guess is something to do with crying.

e: lacrima used to be spelled dacrima. And probably many other ways because the Romans were not a consistent people.

You're correct but it's actually from Greek dacry (δάκρυ), which, yes, is likely a cognate of Latin lacrima.

# ? Sep 8, 2023 17:18

Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

Grand Fromage posted:

Finally a map where West Virginia is the normal state

Does big tits even count as a 'kink'

# ? Sep 8, 2023 17:33

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Pope Hilarius II posted:

You're correct but it's actually from Greek dacry (δάκρυ), which, yes, is likely a cognate of Latin lacrima.

I never took Greek. There's a limit to my classical education.

# ? Sep 8, 2023 17:46

Guavanaut: Nov 27, 2009; Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998; Toilet Rascal

And that limit is somewhere around Salona.

# ? Sep 8, 2023 17:49

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Guavanaut posted:

And that limit is somewhere around Salona.

More like Salo (which is less than 50 km from here).

# ? Sep 8, 2023 17:53

BonHair: Apr 28, 2007

3D Megadoodoo posted:

I never took Greek. There's a limit to my classical education.

Did you give it tho?

# ? Sep 8, 2023 18:03

Deformed Church: May 12, 2012; 5'5", IQ 81

Phlegmish posted:

Does big tits even count as a 'kink'

Way bigger than you're thinking.

# ? Sep 8, 2023 18:44

Edgar Allen Ho: Apr 3, 2017; by sebmojo

In trying to source this map and post it on mobile, I found it is far funnier with comments intact

# ? Sep 8, 2023 18:57

Mescal: Jul 23, 2005

3D Megadoodoo posted:

My educated but dumb-rear end guess is something to do with crying.

e: lacrima used to be spelled dacrima. And probably many other ways because the Romans were not a consistent people.

Yeah, a million more people would understand if you wrote "lacrimophilia" so I'd say the right word is wrong here

# ? Sep 8, 2023 19:03