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DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
Kirby has been compromised

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mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
Severino probably just threw his last pitch as a yankee. Thats a rough one.

Gerblederp
Dec 4, 2009

Furnaceface posted:

Blue Jays are cursed.

Or we are all cursed to be fans of the Blue Jays.

Atleast we have Bo

Doctor Skeleton
Nov 15, 2003

I can't believe Kirby was put into the 7th.

duomo
Oct 9, 2007




Soiled Meat

Artix posted:

Okay guys I know O'Hearn hit that home run but you can stop swinging at the first pitch or Houck is going to finish this game on like 75 pitches.

You were right, he did finish at around 75 pitches

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Brown and Javier are so draining to watch pitch

Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"
Welp, time to pick up Kirby

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
I miss that brief period when Hunter Brown looked like a good pitcher

Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"
OH GOOD

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Game over. So much for Dusty thinking the Maldy effect would work on Brown. Sometimes a pitcher just sucks!

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
God dammit you just look dumb with your giant mustache when you give up dingers like this Campbell.

Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"

DR FRASIER KRANG posted:

God dammit you just look dumb with your giant mustache when you give up dingers like this Campbell.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Well at least the Rays are picking up the Astros tonight

Do not even ask
Apr 8, 2008


sucks that whit's gone so ice cold this month

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



The Philadelphia Phillies are dogshit garbage

Gerblederp
Dec 4, 2009

Royals with an insurmountable one run lead

Artix
Apr 26, 2010

He's finally back,
to kick some tail!
And this time,
he's goin' to jail!
Jesus, Casas is getting screwed by the ump, that has to be a full 3 inches below the zone.

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
Sure do miss Paul Sewald

Do not even ask
Apr 8, 2008


gently caress this, i'm watching the last history of the minnesota vikings episode

Doctor Skeleton
Nov 15, 2003

These Mariners are making me thirsty

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



worst bullpen in baseball

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.
God loving dammit

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
I have to watch bases empty walks against the bottom of the lineup with a 3 run lead in the 9th for the Rays now? ffs

Gerblederp
Dec 4, 2009

Oof that didn’t look great

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
gets up 1-2 on Crawford, starts pitching around him with Julio as the tying run on deck

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
wow, sick pitch to get Crawford

I take it back, thanks Rays. Astros are in first for another day

Artix
Apr 26, 2010

He's finally back,
to kick some tail!
And this time,
he's goin' to jail!
Tragic, was really hoping for some more GOMS action. Still, O's wins count just as much as Tampa losses and we look pretty good for that right now.

Gerblederp
Dec 4, 2009

gently caress did I ever miss you Bo

Gerblederp
Dec 4, 2009

Vlad!???

Artix
Apr 26, 2010

He's finally back,
to kick some tail!
And this time,
he's goin' to jail!
Lmao how the gently caress did Rutch keep that fair???

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Dogshit

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

This just isn’t a playoff team

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
HUNTER BROWN IS DOGSHIT GARBAGE

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Crane really needs to open the checkbook for starting pitching this offseason

e: Astros haven't had a hit since the first inning and only one baserunner. yay.

Intruder fucked around with this message at 02:45 on Sep 9, 2023

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Red posted:

This just isn’t a playoff team

If they get 88-90 wins, they should get in, but they'll probably be a quick out in the WC round because the pitching is horrid and the come from behind gimmick doesn't work in the playoffs

Should have taken advantage of their miracle run and won two more games while they had the chance. Too many other younger teams that are getting very good very quickly

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




The Astros are...not good. :(

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.
gently caress this team

Artix
Apr 26, 2010

He's finally back,
to kick some tail!
And this time,
he's goin' to jail!
Okay that was a very good catch by McKenna.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Red posted:

gently caress this team

Might not bother watching any of the rest of the regular season tbh

They're not good, worse than last year for sure

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Walked
Apr 14, 2003

Walked posted:

Either we end this game within 1 or the Os end up with like 12 runs

so the prophecy fortells

Called shot

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